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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Arcsquad12 posted:

The Serena AI aboard Spirit of Fire wore a long sleeve shirt, pants and shin boots.

Her replacement Isabel wears a tank top and cargo pants.

Cortana 2.0 still goes for the all digital look but her appearance mimics a dress uniform rather than a catsuit.

I think the trouble is if they made another AI in a sexy naked digital suit people would complain that they're just ripping off Cortana. The flipside of that is every other AI dresses fairly normally while Cortana is just strutting around in the buff.

Yeah, not my favorite design but this at least feels like someone who could be in the military



But like, imagine if the male AIs were totally naked and you saw code running around their sculpted dongs. Like no way is the UNSC going for that.

Zaphod42 fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Jul 20, 2021

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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Zaphod42 posted:

Yeah, not my favorite design but this at least feels like someone who could be in the military



But like, imagine if the male AIs were totally naked and you saw code running around their sculpted dongs. Like no way is the UNSC going for that.

She's also snarky in a way that fits with the original Halo. "Commencing desperate rescue operation so we can all die together in one place, aye sir."

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Cythereal posted:

She's also snarky in a way that fits with the original Halo. "Commencing desperate rescue operation so we can all die together in one place, aye sir."

Roland very obviously wants to be anywhere else in the galaxy but the Infinity and is endlessly annoyed by the Spartans. I like Roland and his doofy flight jacket and goggles, it's fun

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.
Again, arguing that Cortana is a bad design is separate from arguing Halo 4 Cortana is uniquely bad. 4tana is a very realistic/naturalistic take on “naked blue woman AI” which fits with Halo 4’s general ethos of trying to take the universe more seriously and really asking who these characters are. This is what a naked blue woman looks like, she has toes and a navel, she’s an uploaded human being and not a brand mascot.

Whether it succeeds at that you can argue for many pages of posts but I think it does and I absolutely think Steve Downes and Jen Taylor steal the whole game after two Bungie titles they were barely even in.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

RBA Starblade posted:

Roland very obviously wants to be anywhere else in the galaxy but the Infinity and is endlessly annoyed by the Spartans. I like Roland and his doofy flight jacket and goggles, it's fun

The Spartan Ops storyline was goofy fun that it's a shame the missions themselves are total rear end and the planned second season got shitcanned and replaced with a comic book. I think 343 were a bit salty that it didn't take off considering how the opening act of Halo 5 only makes sense if you played Spartan Ops AND read the tie in comic to explain why Halsey is suddenly setting up the Elites after she wanted payback at the end of Season 1.

But the Season 1 cutscenes are good. Roland is voiced by Sole Survivor from Fallout 4 which makes me laugh and Lasky and Palmer have some good banter. Then you have nerdy scientist being an idiot and Halsey being a mad scientist and it's just fun pulpy schlock.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

General Battuta posted:

Again, arguing that Cortana is a bad design is separate from arguing Halo 4 Cortana is uniquely bad. 4tana is a very realistic/naturalistic take on “naked blue woman AI” which fits with Halo 4’s general ethos of trying to take the universe more seriously and really asking who these characters are. This is what a naked blue woman looks like, she has toes and a navel, she’s an uploaded human being and not a brand mascot.

Whether it succeeds at that you can argue for many pages of posts but I think it does and I absolutely think Steve Downes and Jen Taylor steal the whole game after two Bungie titles they were barely even in.

Yes but spend more than 5 minutes on that concept. Cortana is a real person. She has real motivations, and thoughts. She's a sentient being. And she lives on a military ship, operating with military personnel, and caring about what they think of her.

You think that woman is going to choose to appear like that?

"That is what a blue woman looks like" is irrelevant if that woman has agency to dress herself as she pleases.

Can you give me a reason why other AIs should get to choose clothes but Cortana doesn't?

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

Bodysuit Cortana is the default skin and she hasnt bought any Microsoft points to get the sweet jacket.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Cythereal posted:

She's also snarky in a way that fits with the original Halo. "Commencing desperate rescue operation so we can all die together in one place, aye sir."

The AIs having a sorta rogue snarky attitude, almost like children (because they're short-lived and go rampant! and not actually human!) was a cool detail of 1 that got mostly lost, yeah.

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.

Zaphod42 posted:

Yes but spend more than 5 minutes on that concept. Cortana is a real person. She has real motivations, and thoughts. She's a sentient being. And she lives on a military ship, operating with military personnel, and caring about what they think of her.

You think that woman is going to choose to appear like that?

"That is what a blue woman looks like" is irrelevant if that woman has agency to dress herself as she pleases.

Can you give me a reason why other AIs should get to choose clothes but Cortana doesn't?

Just reread the start of my last couple posts, where I carefully distinguish between the argument that Cortana is a bad design and the argument that Halo 4 Cortana is a particularly bad design.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

General Battuta posted:

Just reread the start of my last couple posts, where I carefully distinguish between the argument that Cortana is a bad design and the argument that Halo 4 Cortana is a particularly bad design.

IDK man "Halo 4 cortana is highly flawed but her design sucks because most of it was an issue in the last game, the changes they made specifically in 4 aren't that bad" just doesn't really mean a whole lot to me.

Especially when they're clearly willing to redesign and retcon a ton of other things about the series, like Chief and the covenant, you don't really get that as an excuse. They could change Cortana if they wanted.

Especially especially when again she looked so different in Halo 1. They've already canonically changed her appearance before, you can do it again.

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.
Yes, they changed her, in a way that is good for that game and its themes and story.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

General Battuta posted:

Yes, they changed her, in a way that is good for that game and its themes and story.

And they should have changed her more, and you're just dodging the issue.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
I thought it was really dumb how the Chief wakes up and his armour, the cryo pod/bay and entire back end of the Forward Unto Dawn are completely different

like not just "oh the graphics are more advanced now" just totally changed without reason

I get wanting to give the Chief new armour but couldn't they have just set him up with a new suit when he meets the Infinity?

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.
Oh, word?

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Tighclops posted:

I thought it was really dumb how the Chief wakes up and his armour, the cryo pod/bay and entire back end of the Forward Unto Dawn are completely different

like not just "oh the graphics are more advanced now" just totally changed without reason

I get wanting to give the Chief new armour but couldn't they have just set him up with a new suit when he meets the Infinity?

His suit changes between 2 and 3 in the space of like, ten minutes half of which he spends free falling out of space

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

skasion posted:

His suit changes between 2 and 3 in the space of like, ten minutes half of which he spends free falling out of space

Come on. The changes between 2 and 3 were extremely minor, in 4 he wakes up with an entirely new suit without explanation; like I said it's not just the kind of update you'd expect from graphical updates like between the second and third games.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Tighclops posted:

Come on. The changes between 2 and 3 were extremely minor, in 4 he wakes up with an entirely new suit without explanation; like I said it's not just the kind of update you'd expect from graphical updates like between the second and third games.

The point is that it sets a precedent of the devs not giving a poo poo whether cosmetic changes make any sense

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
I'm with Tighclops though, 2 to 3 were more like a change of rendering, only minor stylistic changes but to the same spirit, where in 4 its clearly an entirely different design.

I thought the suit switch in 4 was goofy considering he was supposed to be in cryo, but honestly the least of my complaints about 4 :cheeky:

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Initially it was supposed to be that Cortana had spent the four years Chief was in cryosleep completely redesigning his armour using nanomachines. Then someone said "wait how exactly would that work when they're on a barely functional shipwreck?" so it was just tossed out and they said "it's an art style change."

But they muddied the waters because the script still has Chief comment on his armor updates saying "You've been busy" after Cortana says she updated his operating system. And then they made it even more confusing with the whole intro cutscene that has nothing to do with Halo 4 at all.

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Cortana in lore is literally based off of Halsey, the only maternal figure John ever had.

There's a GDC talk where a Halo 4 lead says he based a lot of Cortana off of dealing with his mother's dementia.

Then the art department made her.... um...

But really Halo CE and 2 are kind of fine? Sure she's not military in appearance but her whole thing is she's this new advanced non-military AI- and at that point she was the only AI we knew. In 2 she obviously got an update but she's never front and centre so its not really gratuitous? And she's still active throughout the story.

Its 3 that turns her from a capable sidekick into a literal tentacle porn rape victim who just needs saving by the big green virgin.

And then 4...

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

Arcsquad12 posted:

and it's just fun pulpy schlock.

hang on let's ignore this Cortana debate and zero in on the real problem, someone who didn't think spops dialogue was terrible. :v:

Or are you talking solely about cutscenes and ignoring the repetitive, trite, in-mission dialogue? That'd be more reasonable imo.

Psion fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Jul 20, 2021

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Psion posted:

hang on let's ignore this Cortana debate and zero in on the real problem, someone who didn't think spops dialogue was terrible. :v:

Or are you talking solely about cutscenes and ignoring the repetitive, trite, in-mission dialogue? That'd be more reasonable imo.

You sound like an EGGHEAD.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Animal Friend posted:

You sound like an EGGHEAD.

It's still extremely funny that the super soldier program now has super soldier program analysts and super soldier pathetic computer nerds

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Psion posted:

hang on let's ignore this Cortana debate and zero in on the real problem, someone who didn't think spops dialogue was terrible. :v:

Or are you talking solely about cutscenes and ignoring the repetitive, trite, in-mission dialogue? That'd be more reasonable imo.

I'm talking about the Blur cutscenes, and even then I'm mainly ignoring the douchebags on Fireteam Majestic to instead focus on Lasky and Palmer, or Halsey going mad scientist.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

RBA Starblade posted:

It's still extremely funny that the super soldier program now has super soldier program analysts and super soldier pathetic computer nerds

Yeah. I would like to know who at 343 thought it made sense for the Spartan-IVs to be their own military service branch.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

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Flawless Desk Jockey

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

OhFunny posted:

Yeah. I would like to know who at 343 thought it made sense for the Spartan-IVs to be their own military service branch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahtp0sjA5U

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

Arcsquad12 posted:

I'm talking about the Blur cutscenes, and even then I'm mainly ignoring the douchebags on Fireteam Majestic to instead focus on Lasky and Palmer, or Halsey going mad scientist.

ah okay

those were the least bad part, that I agree with for sure

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.


It says 'UNSC,' but all I see is 'GDI.'

Mazerunner
Apr 22, 2010

Good Hunter, what... what is this post?
the bit in the first spartan ops cutscene where infinity comes out of slipspace, smashes through a covenant ship, and then spews out a bunch of in amber clads is, stupid as hell, but also hype as heck

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Ahem excuse me those are Strident Class Frigates. In Amber Clad was a Stalwart Class. It's almost like you've never read a Halo book before so I doubt you'd understand the nuances of a story like Spartan Ops. Casuals go back to multiplayer and leave the multiplayer campaign to the real fans.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS
I still maintain that cutscene should've had some Covenant ship shoot the, well, frigate-sized giant holes in the hull of Infinity and snap it in half. Put a laugh track in there, maybe a comedy record scratch noise as it blows apart? That'd be the good stuff right there.

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late
343 explicitly wanted Halo to be the new Star Wars when they took over. Its funny how they ended up preempting the actual new Star Wars in largely misfiring on what people liked about the originals and burying context for the plot to make any sense in ancillary materials.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

That 30m video about halo novels was pretty great, which is strange considering the subject

Best part: “I love the ocean, but not as much as I love HALO”

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
I've been playing Spartan Ops and am half way through. Wow. These sure are the same five maps ten times.

The worst thing about Halo 4 to me is the changed weapon sounds. There's five games of familiarly that's just gone out the window.

The plasma pistol is especially bad. Instead of pew-pew-pew-pew vrrrmmmmm. It's clack-clack-clack-clack ffrrrrrrrm. It sounds like an actual gun and not an alien weapon.


As for AI chat. Serina and Isabel's have the most boring designs. They look like normal people. Other AI meanwhile are either cosplaying as historical figures like a famous WWII fighter pilot and the Duke of Wellington or a going abstract being a demon skull, an emoticon, and a (I'm not joking about this) box.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

jokes posted:

That 30m video about halo novels was pretty great, which is strange considering the subject

Best part: “I love the ocean, but not as much as I love HALO”

I like when Brian has a massive breakdown because he has nobody to talk to about Halo and then does a cut to a zoom call where all his friends are looking at him like he's an alien while he's rambling about some book or other.

Mazerunner
Apr 22, 2010

Good Hunter, what... what is this post?

Arcsquad12 posted:

I like when Brian has a massive breakdown because he has nobody to talk to about Halo and then does a cut to a zoom call where all his friends are looking at him like he's an alien while he's rambling about some book or other.

I like "who are they making this tv series for? .................................... me! :haw:"

OhFunny posted:

I've been playing Spartan Ops and am half way through. Wow. These sure are the same five maps ten times.

The worst thing about Halo 4 to me is the changed weapon sounds. There's five games of familiarly that's just gone out the window.

you're actually out of the worst of it, the second half starts varying the maps more and bringing in new and multiplayer maps. there's a sequence on the infinity that's pretty ok.

also I had grunt birthday party on, and in one of the in-game cutscenes a marine randomly headshot a grunt, and that brought me much unexpected joy

I think the absolute worst sound change is the sword activation. went from the iconic kssshhhhzztt to a lame passshheeewooot

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Please, pubbies, I beg you, learn what an objective is

We've been playing these games twenty years

Just


Just get out of the warthog and pick the flag up

Press the button on the gigantic sphere we're extracting



Anything

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

RBA Starblade posted:

Please, pubbies, I beg you, learn what an objective is

We've been playing these games twenty years

Just


Just get out of the warthog and pick the flag up

Press the button on the gigantic sphere we're extracting



Anything

The only objective I care about is my sick KDR

*attempts jump from Mint Blitz video, falls off map*

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Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

If you aren't playing with people you know, objective game types are just tdm with no kill limit. No one will work together, no one will cover you if youre doing the thing, and the enemy will always be seal team 6 on a team building exercise.

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