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worms butthole guy
Jan 29, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
Adam Johnson lol

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worms butthole guy
Jan 29, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
Does anyone remember the Adam Johnson arsene Wenger Jimmy saville song

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Bape Culture posted:

Paul Pogba doing four trademarked celebrations as he is knocked out of the European Cup lol

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
It might have even been five lol

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Paul Pogba practicing his trademarked celebrations during warmup before a game.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

sticksy posted:

Paul Pogba practicing his trademarked celebrations during warmup before a game.

This happened?

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Eric Cantonese posted:

This happened?

*Graeme Souness voice* yes and it's exactly why United didn't win the league

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Eric Cantonese posted:

This happened?

Can't find the video but yeah

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
The only acceptable goal celebrations are the ones that make old white men angry

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

CyberPingu posted:

The only acceptable goal celebrations are the ones that make old white men angry

Or Arsenal fans.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Mickolution posted:

Or Arsenal fans.

https://youtu.be/oTXfA-urOP8

the best part about this was that he never ran that far in his total city career before or after this goal, and eventually got sent out on loan to madrid to get his salary off the books

also apparently literally-real-madrid-under-florentino-perez did a double-take when city told them what the salary actually was and ended up having to still cover some of it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
paulo di canio has read yukio mishima extensively

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/paolo-di-canio-my-life-speaks-me-6273526.html

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

quote:

"Totti has said that he wouldn't sit at the same dinner table with me," Di Canio replied. "I said that was no great loss because if you tell Totti there are tensions in the Middle East, he'll assume that a fight has broken out on the right side of midfield."

this made me lol irl

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

that is both savage and hilarious

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
neil warnock carrying pre-signed photos of himself

https://twitter.com/LeeHall1977/status/1417939427591139331?s=20

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Nice bumbag

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Leeds played Bradford park avenue in a friendly years ago and enoch showunmi signed my brother's shirt. Might have been tresor kandol, can't remember which max effort zero goals striker it was

There was a fat shirtless man (monitor is switched on) who spent the entire 90 minutes shouting 'were gonna rock down to park avenue'

That's my underwhelming friendly story

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Gigi Galli posted:

this made me lol irl

lmao

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Well, MIshima does have a lot of fascist appeal.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Eric Cantonese posted:

Well, MIshima does have a lot of fascist appeal.
It's certainly not football but that time he tried to overthrow the entire Japanese government with the backing of about four people was definitely funny.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Crazy Ted posted:

It's certainly not football but that time he tried to overthrow the entire Japanese government with the backing of about four people was definitely funny.

Definitely practiced his celebrations in the warmup

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

the sex ghost posted:

There was a fat shirtless man (monitor is switched on) who spent the entire 90 minutes shouting 'were gonna rock down to park avenue'

That's my underwhelming friendly story

That's two syllables short of scanning correctly you illiterate fat shirtless man!!

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


https://twitter.com/footballdaily/status/1418164167119409155

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
How have I never seen that before lmao

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I have zero recollection of Shay Given playing for Villa, absolutely none

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

I have zero recollection of Shay Given playing for Villa, absolutely none

He was Bad(not a typo) Guzan's backup.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

I have zero recollection of Shay Given playing for Villa, absolutely none

We gave him a 5-year contract when he was 35 and he played 37 times for us.

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

Shrapnig posted:

He was Bad(not a typo) Guzan's backup.

Wow Brad Guzan, the worst American premier League keeper

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k65tAFjMHDc

For context: Atletico had just scored off of a PK, the goal keeper was walking back to the line when cruzeiro kicked off, lost the ball, and Atletico scored again while the goal keeper had his back to the field.

different angle at the 30 second point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_vm6jom6C0

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
That time Ronaldinho asked for water from the opposing keeper so that he could get 20 meters or so ahead of the defenders during a throw-in.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012

Tortilla Maker posted:

That time Ronaldinho asked for water from the opposing keeper so that he could get 20 meters or so ahead of the defenders during a throw-in.

For reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kv3ZP68lhE

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

the sex ghost posted:

Leeds played Bradford park avenue in a friendly years ago and enoch showunmi signed my brother's shirt. Might have been tresor kandol, can't remember which max effort zero goals striker it was

There was a fat shirtless man (monitor is switched on) who spent the entire 90 minutes shouting 'were gonna rock down to park avenue'

That's my underwhelming friendly story

i remember fans singing about enoch showunmi having a massive cock

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

African AIDS cum posted:

i remember fans singing about enoch showunmi having a massive cock

I remember man u fans singing what I think was the same song about Lukaku and getting in trouble for racism and all the papers being so scandalised by the big cock song that they refused to print it lol

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

the sex ghost posted:

I remember man u fans singing what I think was the same song about Lukaku and getting in trouble for racism and all the papers being so scandalised by the big cock song that they refused to print it lol

is it bigger than the bread bin?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

the sex ghost posted:

I remember man u fans singing what I think was the same song about Lukaku and getting in trouble for racism and all the papers being so scandalised by the big cock song that they refused to print it lol

Some Liverpool fans got kicked out of a CL match for hanging a banner of Origi with a giant cock on it.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1420445139462406148?s=20

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Mes que un PR Release

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Bizarre that a football club is tweeting this. What's the significance? I assume they're gonna start taking loans.

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