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CAGE VS STARKS 22 18.33%
CAGE VS HARDY 7 5.83%
PAGE VS DARBY 61 50.83%
THE MAGICAL GIRL VS THE BAD GIRL 11 9.17%
MOX VS KARL 13 10.83%
SAM VS WHEELER 6 5.00%
Total: 120 votes
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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


wrestling has evolved far past the need for a "cm punk"

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

CM Punk is gonna enter the COdy Zone once he squashes Malister Black

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

tao of lmao posted:

I want punk and colt to set aside their differences and become friends again

This.

AEW very clearly has special healing powers for everyone that joins.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
AEW's roster is amazing, they don't need Punk

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Semen Funk.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Tonight's schedule (all Eastern):
- 8-10 PM AEW
- Chris B vs Lulu Pencil
- 11 PM: TJPW tournament starts

Thankfully I'm in Central and work from home tomorrow so :dance:

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

tao of lmao posted:

I want punk and colt to set aside their differences and become friends again

i might be misremembering but haven't they interacted a few times amicably on twitter since the blow up?

Rarity posted:

AEW's roster is amazing, they don't need Punk

no, but getting him has always been a goal/dream of tonys so :shrug:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Pretty sure any beef between CM Punk and Colt Cabana could be squashed in like five seconds by TK writing both of them big fat checks. And maybe if he was in a place that wasn't toxic as gently caress, Punk would be less of a jerk. :shrug:

Rarity posted:

AEW's roster is amazing, they don't need Punk

Punk would immediately become a massive business mover in all facets for AEW. He is literally one of two available guys (with Cena now off the market) that as a single person, could bring significant growth to AEW.

Yes. They need him. Of course they need him.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

I am not yearning for Punk but if Tony can get him he absolutely should. If AEW has Daniel Bryan and CM Punk they could legitimately be beating Raw regularly in like a year

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary

JUNGLE BOY posted:

I am not yearning for Punk but if Tony can get him he absolutely should. If AEW has Daniel Bryan and CM Punk they could legitimately be beating Raw regularly in like a year

I am yearning for Punk

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Rarity posted:

AEW's roster is amazing, they don't need Punk

Tell me you wouldn't pay infinity dollars for Omega vs Punk.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Number to down steady. They WILL regularly beat RAW in 2022.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


This fightful article constitutes a legal oath by TK and AEW, Inc that Punk is going to come out and wrestle at All Out, right? Just like Bryan being the Joker?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
"THE AMERICAN DRAGON IS YOUR NEW TNT CHAMPION!"

cams
Mar 28, 2003


projecthalaxy posted:

This fightful article constitutes a legal oath by TK and AEW, Inc that Punk is going to come out and wrestle at All Out, right? Just like Bryan being the Joker?
actually punk and bryan have been here the whole time and at all out kenny omega and hangman page will remove their masks

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



If Vince promises Punk a WrestleMania main event, and Punk feels like he's sticking it to HHH, he'll go back to WWE in a heartbeat

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Punk saw Sting dive off a stack of poker chips and felt guilty about retiring already.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Which wave of the future guy do you hitch Punk to like they have with every other legend they’ve brought in?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Now I'm just picturing Punk doing his Straight Edge thing to Hangman, the man who very blatantly drowns all his self-esteem problems in booze. To which Hangman probably wouldn't give a poo poo and drink more

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I mean the source is some guy from WWE so if he was negotiating with AEW he's also negotiating with WWE. Gotta make those big retirement checks and if he came in as a part timer for WWE he'd finally get booked the way he always wanted to.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

I am yearning for Punk

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
All Out's in Chicago, right? Just imagine the pop once "Cult of Personality" hits.

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Which wave of the future guy do you hitch Punk to like they have with every other legend they’ve brought in?

Cody

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Tell me you wouldn't pay infinity dollars for Cassidy vs Punk.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
I do not care about Semen Punk

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Which wave of the future guy do you hitch Punk to like they have with every other legend they’ve brought in?

Brian Cage

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

All Out's in Chicago, right? Just imagine the pop once "Cult of Personality" hits.

I still think MJF should come out to Cult of Personality

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Tell me you wouldn't pay infinity dollars for Omega vs Punk.

Why would I do that

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I also realized they have Cody, Evan Bourne, (kind of) Zack Ryder. If they bring in Punk, they can almost recreate that infamous "Everyone here has a belt and they'll all be shortly jobbed to gently caress" picture from Wrestlemania 35

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Draxion posted:

Why would I do that

You have to perform liking CM Punk to be "cool"

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

JUNGLE BOY posted:

I am not yearning for Punk but if Tony can get him he absolutely should. If AEW has Daniel Bryan and CM Punk they could legitimately be beating Raw regularly in like a year

They don't need Punk to start beating Raw regularly

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

"You need mutton chops, kid."

Rarity posted:

They don't need Punk to start beating Raw regularly

It certainly wouldn't hurt!

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug
Punk vs Sting to gain custody of the straightedge kid

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Pink hasn’t wrestled in years and AEW has dozens who have more long term potential but Punk does have some name value and could be a valuable asset for one or two years.

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

cm punk vs brock lesnar was the match that convinced me pro wrestling was actually cool and something i should get into. therefore i would pay to see cm punk face aew's closest equivalent of brock lesnar, :wardlow:

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Kunabomber posted:

Punk vs Sting to gain custody of the straightedge kid

lmao

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
CM Punk should be booked exclusively in shoot-style fights where he gets squashed clean.

He also should have his name changed to CM Stunk

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

All Out's in Chicago, right? Just imagine the pop once "Cult of Personality" hits.

haha pretty sure this has been posted the last two years as well

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug
also i'm 69% sure that Colt Cabana, while being a genuine guy, is also a genuine carny so as long as his money comes in and he won't care too much about Punk coming in

Punk seems to hold a grudge pretty hard tho

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Kunabomber posted:

Punk vs Sting to gain custody of the straightedge kid

Custody of Darby ladder match.

Brock Lesnar shows up and wins even though he wasn't in the match

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