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Foreverial Garfedup and Scoobytized and loving it.
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Nosfereefer posted:did anybody say entrepretainer yet? Dammit, be careful! If it leaks out it'll spread everywhere!
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Jul 18, 2021 01:59
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I'm pretty sure I actually predicted that he would do this but I can't believe he actually did it:
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Jul 21, 2021 14:08
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Picturing Nathen in some darkened warehouse peeling off Garfield labels and slapping Scoob labels onto thousands of lasagnas.
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Jul 21, 2021 14:09
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Oh hey, there's an article linked at the bottom of the email that reads like a 3rd grade book report. https://news.yahoo.com/farm-table-ages-nathen-mazri-072518519.html?guccounter=1 quote:Farm To Table For All Ages: How Nathen Mazri Is Transforming The Food Industry ...there's a documentary 
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Jul 21, 2021 14:13
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Frank Frank posted:Oh hey, there's an article linked at the bottom of the email that reads like a 3rd grade book report. unsold indeed
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Jul 21, 2021 15:17
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Nothing says Scooby Doo like freezer-burnt lasagnas
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Jul 21, 2021 15:21
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Frank Frank posted:I'm pretty sure I actually predicted that he would do this but I can't believe he actually did it: If he's stuck selling the exact same food forever then he should just brand it with his own name and image instead of a revolving door of dead cartoon franchises. Just picture it, "Nathen Mazri Big Cow Lasagne" with his rictus-like face on the packaging.
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Jul 21, 2021 15:31
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Nobody loving wants to eat Big Cow anything. It's a terrible name
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Jul 21, 2021 18:15
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Nobody loving wants to eat Big Cow anything. It's a terrible name Yeah that's the crazy part right? Since he was just slapping new labels on old lasagnas, he could have taken the opportunity to rename it "Scooby Snacks Lasagna" or literally anything other than "BIG COW".
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Jul 21, 2021 18:27
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Frank Frank posted:Yeah that's the crazy part right? Since he was just slapping new labels on old lasagnas, he could have taken the opportunity to rename it "Scooby Snacks Lasagna" or literally anything other than "BIG COW". I highly doubt he can afford access to the term scooby snack.
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Jul 21, 2021 18:30
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Yaldabaoth posted:If he's stuck selling the exact same food forever then he should just brand it with his own name and image instead of a revolving door of dead cartoon franchises. Just picture it, "Nathen Mazri Big Cow Lasagne" with his rictus-like face on the packaging. I'd unironically buy one of these if I wasn't in the US
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Jul 21, 2021 18:57
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sharknado slashfic posted:I'd unironically buy one of these if I wasn't in the US Yeah me too, I can eat bad expensive lasagna once, just because.
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Jul 21, 2021 19:20
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Someone needs to do a side by side review of this vs Costco frozen lasagna
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Jul 21, 2021 19:21
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Nobody loving wants to eat Big Cow anything. It's a terrible name I'm almost certain Nathen has entered into a terrible name-based agreement about branding all his cartoon lasagnas with "Big Cow", based on the actual lasagna manufacturer's request
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Jul 21, 2021 19:28
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How many cartoons can he get to before he finally runs out of Garfield Eats' leftovers?
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Jul 21, 2021 20:40
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Lieutenant Dan posted:I'm almost certain Nathen has entered into a terrible name-based agreement about branding all his cartoon lasagnas with "Big Cow", based on the actual lasagna manufacturer's request You are?
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Jul 21, 2021 20:59
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Oh these crazy humons, they love to eat cows, here is some cows for you to eat! Nice and big, yum yum! Now why am I not instantly an earth dollar billionaire?
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Jul 21, 2021 21:05
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I, for one, do not want my lasagna beef coming from small cows. Only the very biggest cows are worthy.
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Jul 21, 2021 21:49
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Nathan if you're reading this make Big Cowabunga farm to table teenage mutant turtles eats pizzas you coward
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Jul 21, 2021 21:59
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I'll have the Garfield's head pizza with ground cow intestine toppings, please
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Jul 21, 2021 22:44
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great big cardboard tube posted:Nathan if you're reading this make Big Cowabunga farm to table teenage mutant turtles eats pizzas you coward That makes way too much sense.
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Jul 21, 2021 22:58
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Last Chance posted:You are? No sane man would slap Big Cow on he own lasagna (serious answer: I am guessing he's sourcing these frozen meals from a place that already churns them out, then packing them in his own branding, and not actually developing proprietary frozen lasagna recipes for his cartoon restaurant, so maybe? He DID put effort into his Arbuckle sauce, after all)
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Jul 21, 2021 23:03
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My secret theory is that he was trying for a Simpsons 'Don't Have a Cow!' licensing deal and trademarked the name before realizing that he was entirely up his own rear end, and now he's trying to spin his cow-based property to recoup
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Jul 21, 2021 23:24
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:I'll have the Garfield's head pizza with ground cow intestine toppings, please Certainly sir! Would you like orange sauce? Of course you would!
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Jul 21, 2021 23:48
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It's a shame that Nathen is cowtowing to Big Cow. SMDH
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Jul 22, 2021 01:00
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It really is just delightful that the "random hot sauce that, technically, is from Scooby Doo" makes a cameo on the packaging. I mean, I am sure the logic is that now rather than being Garfield's personal orange secretions that the orange lasagna goo is now "Flame 'n' Fortune," but still
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Jul 22, 2021 08:56
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i just remembered that the orange garfaccino had literal orange peels in it
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Jul 22, 2021 15:05
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He truly is transforming the food industry Just not in the way he thinks he is
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Jul 22, 2021 15:40
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Lieutenant Dan posted:No sane man would slap Big Cow on he own lasagna Nathen isn't sane. It's entirely possible he came up with the big cow lasagna himself, trademarked it, hired a place to churn them out, and now he's stuck rebranding it like Pizza Pockets doing promotional tie-ins with different cartoons. Even if he didn't have the rights to any cartoon characters he could probably still sell those frozen lasagnas on their own if he simply labeled them as Big Cow Lasagna without anything else on the package.
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Jul 22, 2021 16:31
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Say it with me: Big. Cow. Lasagna.
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Jul 22, 2021 16:34
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Is it a big lasagna made from cows or is it a lasagna made from big cows?? Either way, sounds delicious!
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Jul 22, 2021 16:36
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He gazed up at the enormous Scoob. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden behind the panting tongue. O cruel, needless GMOs! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the farm2plate! Two beef-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over Garfield. He loved Big Cow Lasagna.
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Jul 22, 2021 16:38
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Say it with me: Big. Cow. Lasagna. Jikes!
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Jul 22, 2021 17:27
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Is it a big lasagna made from cows or is it a lasagna made from big cows?? Either way, sounds delicious! It's a big lasagna made by cows.
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Jul 22, 2021 17:41
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Xaintrailles posted:It's a big lasagna made by cows. By cows, for cows
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Jul 22, 2021 17:46
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What's the name of that cartoon that has one character who's a walking talking pizza slice, and one who's a cup? That would be some on point branding. I read a review of GarfieldEATS somewhere online a while ago where the reviewer claimed the ice in theIr package mostly melted in transit and the food was part thawed. They said they ate it anyway and were not impressed.
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BigBadSteve posted:...and were not impressed. Meanwhile a goon would be all "It's perfectly fine because I'm an adult who doesn't take life too seriously namaste"
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Yaldabaoth posted:Nathen isn't sane. It's entirely possible he came up with the big cow lasagna himself, trademarked it, hired a place to churn them out, and now he's stuck rebranding it like Pizza Pockets doing promotional tie-ins with different cartoons. Even if he didn't have the rights to any cartoon characters he could probably still sell those frozen lasagnas on their own if he simply labeled them as Big Cow Lasagna without anything else on the package. The problem is nobody would buy frozen lasagna unless there’s a popular cartoon character on it, that’s Marketing 101.
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BigBadSteve posted:What's the name of that cartoon that has one character who's a walking talking pizza slice, and one who's a cup? That would be some on point branding. Uncle Grandpa and/or Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
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