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davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

MassRafTer posted:

Was he historian Jim or shock jock Jim when he was talking about Samoa Joe not liking to do the entrance dance in TNA?
Since it was part of a Russo rant? Shock jock. But yeah, that one had slipped my mind and, even in context, is pretty bad.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheJimCornette/status/1418180717507448832

:sickos:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
GRRRRRR I HATE AEW *watches anyway*

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


https://twitter.com/joinjeremy/status/1418183046872895491?s=20

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


When Cornette was running Ohio Valley Wrestling, Booker T main evented one of their shows.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
A Dark Side of the Ring episode told me Jim used to work for a paedophile rapist.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Wait till he hears about New Jack

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

drat. nick gage will do absolutely anything at any time. isn't that hosed up and bad? do not watch aew next week at all costs. something hosed up is going to happen, guaranteed.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Bruiser Bedlam had been in and out of jails when Cornette hired him.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Cavauro posted:

drat. nick gage will do absolutely anything at any time. isn't that hosed up and bad? do not watch aew next week at all costs. something hosed up is going to happen, guaranteed.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/joinjeremy/status/1418181523765927936?s=20

"this will be the end of AEW" says increasingly nervous cornpilled dork for the 70th time this year

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug

drat i didn't know that being a pro wrestler means you can murder people for real

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

They're are people in the replies arguing that New Jack doesn't count because he only admitted to horrific crimes and was charged but never convicted of a felony so it's fine.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

i cant even imagine what the lives of the pearl clutching, snitch tagging, 50 year old men who worship him are like

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
All this is making me think Khan should buy the rights to Natural Born Killas and play it through Gage v Jericho

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

JUNGLE BOY posted:

i cant even imagine what the lives of the pearl clutching, snitch tagging, 50 year old men who worship him are like

A lot of frozen meals for one

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


JUNGLE BOY posted:

i cant even imagine what the lives of the pearl clutching, snitch tagging, 50 year old men who worship him are like

Imagine a black guy in your head.

Now get really mad that you did that.

Congratulations you are now cornpilled.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



JUNGLE BOY posted:

i cant even imagine what the lives of the pearl clutching, snitch tagging, 50 year old men who worship him are like

You ever see American Beauty? Imagine Kevin Spacey in that but with no family then add on the probable nonce stuff real life Kevin Spacey has and the nazi poo poo his neighbor in the movie had, and you've got a good idea for most of them, probably.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Goalpost Situation: MOVED.

https://twitter.com/rfcefc23/status/1418309728703238146?s=20

Several people brought up Jim booking criminal Bruiser Bedlam, and now it's "Well, Gage isn't a wrestler."

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Davros1 posted:

Goalpost Situation: MOVED.

https://twitter.com/rfcefc23/status/1418309728703238146?s=20

Several people brought up Jim booking criminal Bruiser Bedlam, and now it's "Well, Gage isn't a wrestler."

i like this take personally

https://twitter.com/Metal_McBride95/status/1418300554065809411

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

"Notoriously safe worker New Jack."

Oh, wow. That thread is going to turn Jack into a worker the level of like Nick Bockwinkel before it's through.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

...Not only did Jack literally kill people... he all but did so in the ring. Much more deliberately than the Arquette incident.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Gaz-L posted:

...Not only did Jack literally kill people... he all but did so in the ring. Much more deliberately than the Arquette incident.

double down

https://twitter.com/Metal_McBride95/status/1418317265485721605

triple down

https://twitter.com/Metal_McBride95/status/1418336941993455616

quote:

Bianca McBride
@Metal_McBride95
Third Generation Wrestler//Metal Head//rear end Kicker//E-Fed RP Account

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Nick Gage workin these motherfuckers so hard.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
Other people are pointing out Bruiser Bedlam, but the first big money program of Jim's career, (Midnight Express vs. Mr. Wrestling II & Magnum T.A.) involved a convicted felon, II, who had a conviction for a gang rape when he was a young adult three decades earlier.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
alright I’m calling it folks, this Jim Cornette fella is a hypocrite!!!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

davidbix posted:

Other people are pointing out Bruiser Bedlam, but the first big money program of Jim's career, (Midnight Express vs. Mr. Wrestling II & Magnum T.A.) involved a convicted felon, II, who had a conviction for a gang rape when he was a young adult three decades earlier.

this is not mentioned on his wikipedia at all and i had to google this so it would be good to use your pull to loudhorn this

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
Also, duh, Jim has admitted (because it went to court and he was acquitted) to literally trying to murder Terry Landel by running him over with his car: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s5GC71uuyM

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1418354200417914884

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
imagine thinking that robbing a bank is bad, like you think about a guy taking money from a bank and it just makes you super mad

lmao

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
the only person it might’ve harmed is the bank teller

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
The bank teller might have nightmares about it but I think Nick Gage would be cool with them afterwards. His robbery was more of a cry for help than any kind of attempt at a violent crime

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Im sure the teller is fine and I didn’t mean to imply he hurt anyone physically but if a guy who looked like gage tried to rob me even non-violently I’d probably piss myself in fear lol. in the moment you wouldn’t know what he’s gonna do

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

honestly someone just showing a gun and not acting a fool was probably a change of pace.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

not surprising in the least that the cult of corncob is a bunch of cop callers

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

coconono posted:

honestly someone just showing a gun and not acting a fool was probably a change of pace.
He didn't have a weapon, just a note. Which the prosecutor told me is usually a sign of a crime of desperation, generally committed by someone in a bad way with drug addiction.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

davidbix posted:

He didn't have a weapon, just a note. Which the prosecutor told me is usually a sign of a crime of desperation, generally committed by someone in a bad way with drug addiction.

Going to Lauderdales house after with the foolproof plan of making more money by gambling at the casino is surely a well thought out plan by somebody with no issues

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Apparently his goal was to gamble until he lost it all, he didn't even want what he stole

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

DeathChicken posted:

Apparently his goal was to gamble until he lost it all, he didn't even want what he stole

dude wanted to play CEO for a day and we put him in jail. What Nick Gage does to us, we deserve.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Low Desert Punk posted:

some of the kayfabecommentaries shoots with Jim were pretty much like this, like the ones specifically focusing on pre-90's wrestling. there was a really good one with Lance Storm where they just tell stories about Stampede and western Canada wrestling for like two hours

unfortunately even what good content Cornette has is tainted by decades of him being an unlikable toxic dipshit. that's the problem, he can't really go back at this point

Has Lance Storm disowned Cornette yet? Or at least distanced himself from him?

Coz I like Lance Storm, and think he has a good wrestling brain. Even if he does get it wrong a couple of times, (Libraries etc.) And last I heard Lance was a big fan of Cornette and Cornettes booking back in the olden days.

So I just hope Mr. Storm hasnt been Milkshake Duck-ed by association.

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