PYF Memes: the jift that keeps on jivving

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Bogmonster: Oct 17, 2007; The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

GlobglogGroAbgalab posted:

He says "Don't talk to me like that", and I don't understand
My face is in his face, I tell him I understand perfectly
And he grabs my shirt and I grab his face with my hand
So he brings his fist up and twats me a good one on my cheek
Now I'm trying to pull his head down so I can knee it
But he's got my ear
He's twisting it round so much that it's
Really hurting me
And we both go down on the floor, and he pushes my head back
Onto the corner of the fridge which is, total agony
Then he gets up and runs out the kitchen, and out of the door
Shouting stuff to me, slams his door, shouting at me

Fancy a super tennents?

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flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qtejwcbCpX1z74akh_720.mp4

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The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

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`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

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trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

flavor.flv posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qtejwcbCpX1z74akh_720.mp4

Is this one of those "fan cams" all the kids are doing these days?

# ? Jul 23, 2021 05:09

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

gronk?

# ? Jul 23, 2021 09:19

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

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Ralepozozaxe: Sep 6, 2010; A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Lodin posted:

# ? Jul 23, 2021 13:30

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Laughingcolours is some punk gumwaa rear end poo poo

You don't loving bite chintu

# ? Jul 23, 2021 13:39

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

TEACHER REASSIGNED!

e,c:

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 13:58 on Jul 23, 2021

# ? Jul 23, 2021 13:49

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

My dick is a cryptid cause nobody's ever seen it and all I have to prove it exists are some blurry photos and a handful of hair

# ? Jul 23, 2021 14:04

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Jul 23, 2021 14:18

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

flavor.flv posted:

My dick is a cryptid cause nobody's ever seen it and all I have to prove it exists are some blurry photos and a handful of hair

Actually with the rise of tiny camera sensors due to cell phones you can photograph through a microscope much more easily these days. Happy tindering

# ? Jul 23, 2021 14:19

Boba Pearl: Dec 27, 2019; by Athanatos

freeedr posted:

Actually with the rise of tiny camera sensors due to cell phones you can photograph through a microscope much more easily these days. Happy tindering

Finally a way to get tit pics from your mom.

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Montalvo: Sep 3, 2007; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQEP9k_zCRI

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GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

Ralepozozaxe posted:

you piece of poo poo, Chintu!

# ? Jul 23, 2021 14:31

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Boba Pearl posted:

Finally a way to get tit pics from your mom.

Making yourself sound desperate for geriatric titty pics is not the most traditional way to own someone, but I�ll accept it

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

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Warbird: May 23, 2012; America's Favorite Dumbass

LifeSunDeath posted:

I hate that I get this.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 14:52

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

more chav memes please

# ? Jul 23, 2021 14:57

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

The bloke should be balding already.

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frajaq: Jan 30, 2009; #acolyte GM of 2014

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i own every Bionicle: Oct 23, 2005; cstm ttle? kthxbye

frajaq posted:

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Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lmfao im actually crying. Why is my brain this way

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Turpitude II: Nov 10, 2014

bike tory posted:

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Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Warbird posted:

I hate that I get this.

I�m very glad that I don�t.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 16:04

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

frajaq posted:

lmao

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Lodin posted:

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apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Pinhead got titties now? When did that happen?

# ? Jul 23, 2021 16:32

Spectral Werewolf: Jun 15, 2006; And if that wasn't funny, there were lots of things that weren't even funnier...

apatheticman posted:

Pinhead got titties now? When did that happen?

�Who need they pin cusshy ate?�

# ? Jul 23, 2021 17:04

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Spectral Werewolf posted:

“Who need they pin cusshy ate?”

Lol'd

# ? Jul 23, 2021 17:21

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Lodin posted:

Not enough people know about the train Giger had in his backyard:

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

rodbeard posted:

Not enough people know about the train Giger had in his backyard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqZqmVxtiws

poo poo is not OSHA at all

# ? Jul 23, 2021 17:27

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

LifeSunDeath posted:

TEACHER REASSIGNED!

e,c:

Horseapples! Porn is the one thing Mulder loved more than UFOs

# ? Jul 23, 2021 18:06

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Phy posted:

Horseapples! Porn is the one thing Mulder loved more than UFOs

there was an episode where he hooks up with this lady who's an actual vampire for like a week, like they are straight up loving, and then he's done having fun and turns her in to the feds. straight up bastard move.

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Imagine I posted UFOPORNOO again.

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