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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Alucard posted:

If all things become crab, are crabs obligate eventual cannibals?


Of course not, I have yet to hear about snack foods turning into crabs!

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

It's well established crabs can move extremely fast

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/isthereacrab/status/1418213395862462475

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Captain Hygiene posted:


Of course not, I have yet to hear about snack foods turning into crabs!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Each chip the size of crab

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
It contains one nine oz chip and like cat food the pic means it's food for crabs, in this case a family of them

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
When you touch the tip top and think you can just swim away: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/opjite/i_didnt_know_they_could_do_that/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

ah hell I messed that all up, leaving crappy link

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Jul 23, 2021

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

When you touch the tip top and think you can just swim away: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/opjite/i_didnt_know_they_could_do_that/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

ah hell I messed that all up, leaving crappy link

SUPERCRAB

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Crab evolution continues :yeeclaw:

https://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1418314841480175620

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
You can see that those legs are specialized to be paddle-shaped. I forget what they're called but my wife caught one in animal crossing

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Who What Now posted:

You can see that those legs are specialized to be paddle-shaped. I forget what they're called but my wife caught one in animal crossing

they're called crabs :crab:

:ssh:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Who What Now posted:

You can see that those legs are specialized to be paddle-shaped. I forget what they're called but my wife caught one in animal crossing

I was thinking swimmerets but apparently:

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Crebadactyl

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I was thinking swimmerets but apparently:



Cervical Groove is the name of my all-women R&B band

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

retract snip snop, engage swim swop

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
snopception

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

ekuNNN posted:

snopception


I'm in love with this hermit crab

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/BIHeJ1U.mp4
:stare:

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

I think that's the monster that killed Tasha Yar

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


What the hell

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Touch my tip top, get the smFFHM SMMFFFFMMMPH

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Nudibranches are pricks

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
The only exception to touch the tip top get the snip snop? :(

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

cheetah7071 posted:

I think that's the monster that killed Tasha Yar

Didn’t I make that joke? (Did I forget the link? I bet I forgot the link)

MinutePirateBug
Mar 4, 2013
Has anyone mentioned the increasing number of zombie crabs in this thread yet? (kind of like zombie starfish expect they don't tear themselves apart and are castrated and take on brooding characteristics of gravid female crabs)

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

That crab turned into Venom and he is now rocking crabman's poo poo in underwater New York City

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Slaan posted:

The only exception to touch the tip top get the snip snop? :(

It got the snop but alas, the symbiont was too powerful

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


OgNar posted:

Crebadactyl
Mmmmyesss?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qnf6ldWqw21wmhpzh.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




:yeeclaw:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Ohohohoooooo ooooooohhh oh yeah that's nice snippity snoppity want that crab on top of me

naem
May 29, 2011


what is that badonkacrab doing to blue richard gere

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/dailyseafriends/status/1414628886827126784

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Snoppermint, my favorite!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/AggroCrabGames/status/1420086893908213760

D O U B L E   P O S T

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


god i wish that were me :crab:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Ror posted:

god i wish that were me :crab:

One day it will be :unsmith:

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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