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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Let the horse decide his fate

Hopefully its a horse hoof to the chest

Horse Law

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
I already came across a post from someone admitting they were at the Melbourne protest. I may have accidentally forwarded it to the authorities.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Bill Posters posted:

Those fuckers kill more people in Australia each year than any other animal.



Actually, on second thoughts, maybe they're not that bad.

The huge majority of those deaths are riders not wearing safety gear and taking a fall. Pretty much all of the coronial recommendations in those cases are "Hey how about people wear riding helmets?"

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The horse doesn't know it's a cop. :smith:

it barely knows its a horse

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The huge majority of those deaths are riders not wearing safety gear and taking a fall. Pretty much all of the coronial recommendations in those cases are "Hey how about people wear riding helmets?"

Fair enough and since the majority of the victims are probably "horse people" I guess I can forgive the murders.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Don't kid yourself, if a horse got the chance they'd kill you and everyone you care about

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

spaceblancmange posted:

Don't kid yourself, if a horse got the chance they'd kill you and everyone you care about

It's not my fault horse meat is so tasty.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




glad to see ausgbs resort to its peaceful natural state - discussing shameful ways to die

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

well why not posted:

glad to see ausgbs resort to its peaceful natural state - discussing shameful ways to die

That song is drat catchy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Poor Freckles thought of ants and went on a killing spree

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://arewefuckinglockeddownagain.com/

femcastra
Apr 25, 2008

If you want him,
come and knit him!

bee posted:

They've all already started :( I tried calling around a few admissions offices at different unis on Friday asking if they were accepting late applicants and got told no, because the first week of semester 2 was last week. With the lack of international students being able to enrol at the moment you'd think they'd be keen to get me in and take my money. :shrug:

Thanks anyway though femcastra.

It’s weird because in the academic calendar trimester 3 says it starts on August 10, but they only list trimester 2 courses for their intake.

Deakin has trimester 3 intake open, and USQ has theirs start in Nov. Worth a look? Good luck! I used to be a student advisor at uni and I love seeing people jump back in.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
Anyone in the Melbourne / Ferntree Gully area? I just heard a woman stumbling down the street yelling "please help" over and over again but by the time I got down there she was gone.

gently caress I hope she's alright.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Bargearse posted:

Anyone in the Melbourne / Ferntree Gully area? I just heard a woman stumbling down the street yelling "please help" over and over again but by the time I got down there she was gone.

gently caress I hope she's alright.

Did you ring 000 and report it?

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Lolie posted:

Did you ring 000 and report it?

Yeah, it was about the only thing I could do.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


spaceblancmange posted:

Poor Freckles thought of ants and went on a killing spree

The shirt colour matches...

Jumpsuit
Jan 1, 2007

femcastra posted:

It’s weird because in the academic calendar trimester 3 says it starts on August 10, but they only list trimester 2 courses for their intake.

Deakin has trimester 3 intake open, and USQ has theirs start in Nov. Worth a look? Good luck! I used to be a student advisor at uni and I love seeing people jump back in.

I was just about to suggest Deakin. Their phone advisors are super helpful, worth giving them a ring.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

well why not posted:

glad to see ausgbs resort to its peaceful natural state - discussing shameful ways to die

I think consensus one of one of the most shameful restaurants to be stabbed in was a Macca's in a rich suburb, but I may be guessing

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Bargearse posted:

Anyone in the Melbourne / Ferntree Gully area? I just heard a woman stumbling down the street yelling "please help" over and over again but by the time I got down there she was gone.

gently caress I hope she's alright.

A few suburbs over mate - you need help?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I'm going to gently caress the horse

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

well why not posted:

glad to see ausgbs resort to its peaceful natural state - discussing shameful ways to die

The horse will mount the puncher and destroy his internal organs

F
Nov 6, 2005

A lot of new cunts up in ausgbs, scarn you fuckos

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


F posted:

A lot of new cunts up in ausgbs, scarn you fuckos

lotta general bullshit in australia at the moment as well I spose

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

F posted:

A lot of new cunts up in ausgbs, scarn you fuckos

call a oval office a oval office

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I'm going to gently caress the horse

Listen mate I work here and they won't even let me gently caress the horses

F
Nov 6, 2005

DumbparameciuM posted:

call a oval office a oval office

gently caress oath oval office

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I might be a oval office but I'm not a loving oval office

F
Nov 6, 2005

Just be a good oval office aye

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I might be a oval office but I'm not a loving oval office

So whatareya?

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

tithin posted:

A few suburbs over mate - you need help?

Really appreciate the offer mate but I think I’ve done all that I can. I called 000 and went for a walk around to try and find her but couldn’t find any sign of her. Hopefully she’s somewhere safe.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Hmm wondering what 'old mates' thoughts on all this is.

I'm not being smartass, I legit cannot remember the thread banned wankers name.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


He'd probably be fine giving a horse a blow.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

tithin posted:

you know, I'm sympathetic to arguments of lockdown exhaustion, because this is victorias what, third, fourth? and I'm really loving feeling it this time around, but at the same time, I'm forcing myself through it

and all i can think about watching these dumb cunts is "why bother"

I'm still going through with it, still doing my part, but gently caress me if i don't feel flat today. i need a break from the kids and im never gonna get it

You have food, water, entertainment, a job. Get over it. So sick of people complaining about lockdowns. Try living in a third world country

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

Lascivious Sloth posted:

You have food, water, entertainment, a job. Get over it. So sick of people complaining about lockdowns. Try living in a third world country

Shut the gently caress up dude, you've got no idea the level of poo poo tithin has to deal with on a regular basis. People are allowed to be upset about a global pandemic.

F
Nov 6, 2005

Lascivious Sloth posted:

You have food, water, entertainment, a job. Get over it. So sick of people complaining about lockdowns. Try living in a third world country

gently caress off back to auspol or wherever you came from. We don't need cunts like you making GBS threads up this thread.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I'm for sure going to take advice from the dude who has to occasionally finger their rear end in a top hat to clean it properly and have IKs edit a slur out of their post

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Umm my "slur" was c*nt like the poster before you called me lmao, nice looking at my posting history to 'get me'

Not from auspol

Still maintain get over the lockdowns, stop protesting them etc. etc.

edit: love my bidet and cleaning my poopy hole so it can be eaten out. enjoy your toilet paper and crusty bumholes though. bidet believers for ever

vvv yikessss

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Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

oOoOoh 👀 a dapper little mouse🎩 🐀🕺🏻🕺🏻 a dAppER MoUSe🧐🐀 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️it’s a 🎩DAPPER mouse 👀✔️🐀🥾🏃🏽‍♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏽‍♂️🐀💥
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Yolo Swaggins Esq fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jul 24, 2021

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
A blast from the past.
Remember this tubby pig going hammer and tongs on a trainlaod of bogan nazis at Cronulla in 05?
An actual hero cop just wailing away at a wall of dickheads.

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