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The Bloop posted:Good God why He probably just wanted to see a wet t-shirt contest with chocolate milk at the Tucson Philharmonic
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The puzzles are never actually in the game. I actually just saw one of those “pull the things to spill the treasure/water/lava, save the king, can you solve it???” ads. For loving Evony. Solve now, my lord.
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Some youtuber actually coded up one of those pull the lever, solve the puzzle games to see if there was any challenge or entertainment in sincerely implementing the puzzle as advertised. If I remember correctly he had a friend mess with it, was entertained for about 5 minutes, and said that if it could be randomized then it'd be a neat little time-waster.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The puzzles are never actually in the game. I saw someone mentioned that because of new EU rules they actually have to start put them in the games or risk getting hit with false marketing charges, though whether or not it's true I don't know.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:While I'm fairly sure it's known well enough now, mobile game advertising almost always has absolutely nothing to do with the actual game. (they're all gachas and/or match-3) They innovated the hell out of using consumer psychology to get people to pay for more microtransactions. And especially in identifying + capturing latent gambling addicts.
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I downloaded a game last week that is entirely a bunch of little puzzle levels (with a storyline!) No "slide the pin, drain the lava" puzzles but I wouldn't have been surprised if there had been.
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Annabel Pee posted:For some reason in these ads they think you get to take over someone's job if you kill them. 
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BMan posted:Yakuza is pretty much that game
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Jul 15, 2021 22:45
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Tucson is actually pretty cool. The Sonoran Desert Museum, Mount Lemon, Gates Pass, the airplane boneyard, and ask any random person which restaurant invented the chimichanga to start a street brawl. Too bad about all the Arizonans though.
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:I get some great emails from coinbase
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El Spamo posted:Some youtuber actually coded up one of those pull the lever, solve the puzzle games to see if there was any challenge or entertainment in sincerely implementing the puzzle as advertised. I played one like that a decade ago. Its still available and owned by... DISNEY (who else?). https://apps.apple.com/us/app/wheres-my-water-2/id638853147
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flavor.flv posted:If God created the perfect furnace and the perfect air conditioner and turned them both on at the same time, what temperature would the room be? 1,420,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 deg c -273.15 deg c
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Ghost Leviathan posted:While I'm fairly sure it's known well enough now, mobile game advertising almost always has absolutely nothing to do with the actual game. (they're all gachas and/or match-3) I play one of those daily gacha games where you can "watch" ads for a perk (aka press the button while you go do something else) So every day, a game shows an ad for a different game, but the game depicted in the ad doesn't actually exist, and nobody watches this ad. 
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fisting by many posted:I play one of those daily gacha games where you can "watch" ads for a perk (aka press the button while you go do something else) It makes Adam Smith's ghost rest peacefully in the clouds
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It's back to school time. You know what that means.... 
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Jul 21, 2021 18:41
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I suppose they couldn't go with "Tampons and Tacos"
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Jul 21, 2021 18:47
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Tacos are a unitasker. Tortillas can make tacos and so much more. Have a cart full of tampons and tortillas and you are ready for anything.
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lamb posted:It's back to school time. You know what that means.... I love Tampons and Tortillas I'm a lvl 5 Halfling Cleric.
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zedprime posted:Tacos are a unitasker. Tortillas can make tacos and so much more. Including running out of tampons.
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How accurate is this implication that Peppa Pig is a godless communist? I haven't watched it 
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:How accurate is this implication that Peppa Pig is a godless communist? I haven't watched it About as accurate as the rest of this, which is to say "not at all except insofar as Peppa may need to share and sharing is a slippery slope to Communism" I had to turn it off after 20s, gently caress this reactionary bullshit. Edit: goddamn \/\/\/ Volmarias has a new favorite as of 20:04 on Jul 21, 2021 |
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Jul 21, 2021 19:56
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:How accurate is this implication that Peppa Pig is a godless communist? I haven't watched it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jil0WCh_UoQ
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Jul 21, 2021 19:58
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I demand more cookies *Loving nod that their kids is using the good capitalist terms instead of the bad socialist terms when asking for a handout*
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Jul 21, 2021 20:06
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I'm looking for something nice to say about that ad, and the best I've got is that whoever wrote it correctly realized that if you're going to build a giant tower of blocks, then at some point, someone is going to have to knock it over, so kudos for not loving up even that part.
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Jul 21, 2021 20:12
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I wish I were dead and also deaf. This is some borderline Adult Swim poo poo.
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Read After Burning posted:I wish I were dead and also deaf. This is some borderline Adult Swim poo poo. Reality once again surpasses the onion
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I love the pandering shot of what appears to be a Not White lady at 1:34. "See?! It's not just for white supremacists!"
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Jul 21, 2021 22:21
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Splicer posted:I'm contractually obliged to post this every time someone asks about Peppa Pig: That was pretty funny, thank you
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Jul 22, 2021 03:01
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As someone with several small nieces I can confirm that Peppa Pig is pretty amusing for a kids' cartoon and will not make you want to tear out your hair until the nineteenth time they want to watch any particular episode.
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Old video site Vidme went broke a little while ago. Vidme was used by a lot of websites to serve video ads. A porn company bought up their domains, and started serving hardcore porn on old articles.  
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Ok, that's loving funny.
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Jul 24, 2021 16:24
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“Loads of Fallout 4” is probably a mod TBH.
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Memento posted:Old video site Vidme went broke a little while ago. Vidme was used by a lot of websites to serve video ads. Sir, this is the dumb moves in marketing thread.
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Some of those Instagram spam accounts posted this and it's frankly disgusting. Also their cropping is poo poo.
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The MSJ posted:Some of those Instagram spam accounts posted this and it's frankly disgusting. The bad cropping is intentional. It makes you more likely to "engage" with it. For instance, you probably wouldn't have reposted it here if it didn't look like poo poo. Yes, making your ad look like poo poo in the internet age is a smart marketing move 
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"what? Yeah of course you lost money. I said you wouldn't loose money to anyone, which you didn't. No refunds"
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:How accurate is this implication that Peppa Pig is a godless communist? I haven't watched it The show probably had an episode about how sharing is a nice thing to do, and we can't have any of that in our good Christian neighbourhoods.
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This episode of Peppa Pig can't be aired in Australia because spiders are not small, friendly or our friend over here and the last thing you want to do is encourage Australian children to pick up random spiders and make friends with them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lsqsNqqu2Q
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