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This is actually an op to groom some Twitch/YouTube crazies for the next generation alien programs. Lue’s face is genetically modified to optimize for refusal by zoomers and all future generations in the style of ‘gently caress you dad I’ll do what I want’ 🤷♂️ I can’t explain that being an equal optimization for smash mouth and/or flavortown, still running the ML models for that.
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Jul 24, 2021 17:28
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Man, this thread slowed way the hell down after the aitee
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Jul 24, 2021 17:58
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Think Less posted:Man, this thread slowed way the hell down after the aitee The aliens recognized the pure of heart among us and all the real believers are in a spaceship just out of view behind that giant comet coming our way. Standby for instructions
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Jul 24, 2021 18:04
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Think Less posted:Man, this thread slowed way the hell down after the aitee see yall next time, space cowfolks
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Jul 24, 2021 18:46
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I went and saw the site of the former Heaven's Gate house. its pretty boring, just a rich person suburban house with a pool kinda thing. I felt the vibes though, Ti and Do definitely still haunting it with their vibrations.
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Jul 24, 2021 18:48
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my bony fealty posted:I went and saw the site of the former Heaven's Gate house. its pretty boring, just a rich person suburban house with a pool kinda thing. I felt the vibes though, Ti and Do definitely still haunting it with their vibrations. Wonder if that one dude not picked for the away team is all  looking at all the alien stuff lately
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Jul 24, 2021 18:51
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Think Less posted:Man, this thread slowed way the hell down after the aitee it was a fun thing to shitpost about after the wet fart that was the congressional report but it's a bit of a lull in the news right now itll pick back up before long
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Jul 24, 2021 18:58
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Rah! posted:what if aliens just get around with advanced astral projection, and humans are notable in that we haven't figured it out and keep trying to use these crazy machines to do everything, strapping ourselves to explosives and launching ourselves into space and poo poo lmao Bearing Light Short story by Paul Burgess that's set in an alternate timeline where the Soviets conquered most of the world and the US figures out how to use projection to explore the galaxy. It's all a bunch of horrifying eldritch implications piling up on each other in a dystopic setting that deserves nothing short of atomic cleansing. quote:There were three of our number missing, three who had never made successful transit, and who now never would. I knew only one of them personally, a tall, blond, moustached man named Davis. Seventeen we had numbered in Tucson on Earth, but only fourteen we numbered on Denebola VI. Three had been lost as their rarefied forms ghosted between the stars, taken by falling from the tightrope of the dreaming-time, taken by departing from wei wu wei. They would now continue on as ever-spreading wavefronts, their very atoms distributed as probability measures over several cubic meters; and in what would be to the universe tens of billions of years, but to them only short months, the decayed remains of what had once been a human being would meet the thermal death. But that would be only the beginning of their horrors. Vernii has issued a correction as of 19:04 on Jul 24, 2021 |
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Jul 24, 2021 19:00
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Think Less posted:Man, this thread slowed way the hell down after the aitee Hurry up and wait! Chris Lehto was on podcast ufo last week to poo poo on mick west, highly recommended
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Jul 24, 2021 19:11
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this thread is slow so UFOs can GO FAST
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Jul 24, 2021 19:15
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Azathoth posted:it was a fun thing to shitpost about after the wet fart that was the congressional report but it's a bit of a lull in the news right now correct things are happening and the phenomenon is more real than people realize there's a few posts I'd like to make if i get the energy
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Jul 24, 2021 19:55
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Objurium posted:Currently reading this on my vaguely UFO related work road trip and it's funny how much Harold Putoff pops up in the various paranormal circles. Vernii posted:Bearing Light that story sounds interesting, i should give it a read through. ive been thinking about similar aspects of this as Objurium for a bit now and it is a bit mind bending and it may have some interesting related fictional narrative. its easy to posit the existence of non-interactive forces/fields but its hard to imagine how you would discover or prove their existence. gotta open your third eye and look at the shining information-tons blasting everywhere i guess?
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Jul 24, 2021 20:36
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As far as the thread/news goes, they've been spacing out big drops and leaks since this stuff started showing up in 2017 or whatever. Give it time.
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Jul 24, 2021 21:37
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WEH posted:Hurry up and wait! cool, ill check it out. i've been going through a bunch of vidoes and i'll make a post about some of the more interesting recent ones soon
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Jul 24, 2021 21:58
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Log082 posted:As far as the thread/news goes, they've been spacing out big drops and leaks since this stuff started showing up in 2017 or whatever. Give it time. trust the plan
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Jul 24, 2021 22:04
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https://youtube.com/shorts/Z3tBDJk6rgc?feature=share
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Jul 24, 2021 22:14
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Weak, the next date should be at least a month out, as to perpetuate the unsustainable hype-machine
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Jul 24, 2021 22:16
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Shear Modulus posted:trust the plan man I even went and revised that to try to sound less cult-y All I'm saying is, every time the media hype starts to die down, there's a lull of a few months/half a year or so and then the next NYT or CNN article comes out saying "hey you guys remember when the military found UFOs? still a thing."
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Jul 24, 2021 22:43
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you don't need the media to learn about birds. just open your window
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Jul 24, 2021 22:46
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Pontificating rear end posted:Weak, the next date should be at least a month out, as to perpetuate the unsustainable hype-machine this is just avi loeb trying to scam some more oumuamua money
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Jul 24, 2021 23:38
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just 40 more years, baby. easy.
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Jul 24, 2021 23:47
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PawParole posted:https://www.npl.washington.edu/av/altvw209.html Update on the Lentz drive from scientific American. Star Trek’s Warp Drive Leads to New Physics Researchers are taking a closer look at this science-fiction staple—and bringing the idea a little closer to reality Lentz has spent much of his own career hunting for dark matter but in 2020, while in pandemic lockdowns, he decided to consider again: would a warp drive really need this kind of negative energy to work? “That’s when I found another loophole,” he says. By adjusting the geometric design of Alcubierre’s warp bubble (which traditionally is shaped like a wave, cresting up as spacetime expands behind the ship), Lentz calculates you could create the bubble from normal energy alone – he imagines using a super-dense plasma hot enough to generate powerful magnetic fields. “Inside the bubble, you’d still have that flat, safe harbour for the ship to rest, about 100 metres wide,” he says. “But all around it’d be rough seas rather than one nice wave.” Lentz’s design would still require an “astronomical amount of energy in the literal sense” but if it holds true in theoretical models he says that’s a problem for engineering to whittle down “from the mass of the sun to the gram scale”. “The point would be it’s possible.” TLDR: some guy claims that there’s a way to build a warp drive without unobtainable negative energy we aren’t sure exists. PawParole has issued a correction as of 00:39 on Jul 25, 2021 |
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Jul 25, 2021 00:35
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Soundtrack for the thread: https://open.spotify.com/track/7o0kWI9oe5RA9lNXNBfxPc?si=75369c6525544c04 also remember, if it's interdimensional aliens using astral poo poo, it's just demons and we're at the end, and you should prepare accodingly! cheers.
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Jul 25, 2021 01:49
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has anyone sent up like 7 spacecraft at once? FTL travel is there for the taking, you just have to fly in a V stance. birds been telling us this poo poo for years people
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Jul 25, 2021 03:48
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Riot Bimbo posted:Soundtrack for the thread: https://open.spotify.com/track/7o0kWI9oe5RA9lNXNBfxPc?si=75369c6525544c04 Tiberian Sun's soundtrack is so good.
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Jul 25, 2021 04:19
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PawParole posted:Update on the Lentz drive from scientific American. Hell yes that's the poo poo I like to read! So we need to generate a ton of energy from a small amount of mass, eh? Sounds like breeding antimatter is the key here.
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Jul 25, 2021 04:50
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platzapS posted:this is freakin me out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2FsS69p0iM
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Jul 25, 2021 04:52
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Log082 posted:As far as the thread/news goes, they've been spacing out big drops and leaks since this stuff started showing up in 2017 or whatever. Give it time. Ross Coulthart's book comes out next week. That should be good.
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Jul 25, 2021 04:54
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w34fSnJNP-4
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Jul 25, 2021 05:11
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owns https://youtu.be/Xm5BVKMPX-M
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Jul 25, 2021 05:17
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how have i never heard of filk before?!?  out: sea shanties in: space shanties
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Jul 25, 2021 05:19
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Delta-Wye posted:how have i never heard of filk before?!? I have so much gratitude for the people saving things like that and this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8lvwXx_Y8
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Jul 25, 2021 05:27
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BeefThief posted:this is just avi loeb trying to scam some more oumuamua money isn't he doing an AMA on Reddit tomorrow? r/UFOs iirc
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Jul 25, 2021 05:39
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Bilirubin posted:isn't he doing an AMA on Reddit tomorrow? r/UFOs iirc Yeah, it's apparently happening in like 45 minutes https://www.reddit.com/r/UAP/comments/ofis86/mark_the_date_prof_avi_loeb_ama_sun_25th_july/
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Jul 25, 2021 16:13
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 https://twitter.com/tlhicks713/status/1419077985999667207
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Jul 25, 2021 18:25
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not a far out idea imo, we are after all in the hell-universe
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Jul 25, 2021 18:49
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Avi Loeb AMA direct link https://www.reddit.com/r/UAP/comments/ore7gr/a_scientific_study_of_uap/
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Jul 25, 2021 20:14
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one of the milky way's zillionaire class purchasing earth from the zeta ritiuclans for their vacation home is the only way to save the planet from climate catastrophe
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Jul 25, 2021 21:01
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Wheeee posted:Avi Loeb AMA direct link hope the good professor finds something
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Jul 26, 2021 00:26
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Tekne posted:one of the milky way's zillionaire class purchasing earth from the zeta ritiuclans for their vacation home is the only way to save the planet from climate catastrophe Now that's thinking with capitalism!
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Jul 26, 2021 00:50
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