Emi Sakura Promotions Thread: There Is No God Here

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Who is the Ace of Choco Pro?
	Akki
	Mei-chan
	Sakura-san
	Anton
	Chris Brookes until literally anyone on this show beats him
	Yunamon

Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Roëmænce is ælive!

Best Bros vs Masa and Emi for the season finale on 8/8

# ? Jul 25, 2021 03:27

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 07:12

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

EMI IS GOING TO AEW!!

# ? Jul 25, 2021 03:29

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Emi & Masa gonna defend the Asia Dream Tag Titles on Dynamite

# ? Jul 25, 2021 03:30

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

One way ticket!

# ? Jul 25, 2021 03:31

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

I cannot stop laughing seeing Chie.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 03:34

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

Penguin Patrol posted:

Emi & Masa gonna defend the Asia Dream Tag Titles on Dynamite

# ? Jul 25, 2021 03:37

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

I cant wait to see Emi back in AEW.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 03:42

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

I marked out super hard for Chie's stretch muffler dragon screw thing, that was cool.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 03:42

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Duke Pukem posted:

I cant wait to see Emi back in AEW.

I think that her and Deeb could be a really good technical match.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 03:53

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

indeed

# ? Jul 25, 2021 05:08

Artelier: Jan 23, 2015

Catching up and STRETCH MUFFLER DRAGON SCREW SUBMISSION THING IS MY NEW FAVOURITE MOVE

# ? Jul 25, 2021 08:07

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

https://twitter.com/obeybrookes/status/1419290592392093697?s=21

Chris writing the nicest stuff about Chie on a post where he�s putting the most arrogant pin on her is incredible

# ? Jul 25, 2021 14:53

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

Chris Brooke is such a great character for ChocoPro.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 14:55

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

karmicknight posted:

Chris Brooke is such a great character for ChocoPro.

I love him so, so much. He�s just peak cartoonish Mean Older Brother energy

# ? Jul 25, 2021 15:06

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Thought the thread would appreciate that on the 28/6 Big Japan show Minoru Fujita is proudly wearing the Super Asia championship belt before his 6 man tag Death Match.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 23:12

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

forkboy84 posted:

Thought the thread would appreciate that on the 28/6 Big Japan show Minoru Fujita is proudly wearing the Super Asia championship belt before his 6 man tag Death Match.

Nice. Fujita keeping it 100%

# ? Jul 26, 2021 00:59

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Fujita whiplashes so hard between death matches and comedy stuff on Chocopro, then pops in other promotions wearing half a thrift store and a cat bag. I love him.

# ? Jul 26, 2021 02:05

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

https://twitter.com/OBEYBrookes/status/1419653596480622600

translates to "found a new way to tease you"

:allears:

# ? Jul 26, 2021 14:44

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Sergeant Slaughter follows Minoru Fujita on Twitter now. I really want Sarge to show up in Chocopro just so Mei can freak out about GI Joe being there

# ? Jul 30, 2021 16:07

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

CHOCOPRO #141: COUNTDOWN TO EMI AMERICA MATCH 1: TITLE FIGHT TWO VETS GOING AT IT. IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD
WATCH LIVE ON YOUTUBE HERE
Time: 10am (JST) / 2am (BST) / 6pm (PDT) / 9pm (EDT)

STARTS IN 10 MINUTES

Below is Super Fan Dogglesnake's match card for tonight from Reddit. Found HERE

quote:

SUPER ASIA CHAMPIONSHIP

(Challenger) �Cold Killer� Hagane Shinno

VS

(Champion) �The Principal� Minoru Fujita

Winter is cold and unforgiving. Hagane Shinno represents that freezing season with more than just his icy demeanor! How can all of his matches be so unique? Like the flakes of snow that fall during said season, every match of ChocoPro's resident Assassin are one of a kind. This absolutely brutal striker has been nearly invincible in the series so far, having never been bested in singles combat! His solemn ferocity makes him an instant favorite among new fans...(with Hagane surprising most with his exceptional technical skill and explosive fighting style) while his Byronic nature pairs well with his otherworldly beauty (canonically, thanks Emi!) leading to one of the most mysterious wrestlers available on the roster. This eccentric perfectionist has come out of his shell quite a bit since he paired with Chie Koishikawa in EGG TART, the cheery energy machine having even drawn a smile out of him! Hagane has had a long career, one that has been guided by his own stubborn & unflinching decisions. Every action is decisive. Every decision is final. The cold logic that he operates under might be something he regrets occasionally (wishing he could take his senior's life advise, for one) but it also has kept the Cold Killer truly special. So many mysteries still surround Hagane Shinno, even this far into his career...and this far into ChocoPro! He has promised to shed more light on to some of this shadowed stories, assuming he defeats the Champion. Will we finally get more pieces to this mysterious puzzle? Watch out for that Ranhei, Fujita!

The Principal, Minoru Fujita, has lived a hard life. Deathmatches, divorce, championships...this veteran of the wrestling scene (Twenty Four years!) has seen it all. While his accolades are numerous (recently fought in the new FMW-E alongside Onita, has held titles in DDT, BJW, NOAH, Freedoms, Zero1, and more!), on this occasion he will be defending his current prized possession: the big blue belt, the Super Asia Championship! Hagane Shinno earned this shot when EGG TART defeated Mi Sayaka in the One of a Kind Tag League, with Hagane Shinno having pinned the Champ. But just because he earned a shot, doesn't mean this will be easy...even for someone like Hagane. Minoru Fujita is a monster in the ring (and the square!). Having bested the Ace of ChocoPro to become the new champ, this stellar performer might be a living legend but battle for him is the fountain of youth! While he is most known for his Tag Team skills (which helped inspire the Motor City Machine Guns, mind you), Fujita is a terror to face alone. Why? It takes a hell of a lot to bring down this endlessly endurant badass! With the voice of an angel and the fury of a demon, Fujita has an arsenal of devastating techniques and a killer instinct that matches Hagane's! Can �Our Bloody Champion� (an epithet Fujita earned after returning to ChocoPro with the BJW Deathmatch Heavyweight Championship!) give the Cold Killer his first pinfall or submission in Ichigaya? Will his legendary endurance withstand this new test?

Watch live on Youtube for free HERE

# ? Jul 31, 2021 01:47

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

oh drat i forgot we were getting a title match tonight

# ? Jul 31, 2021 02:01

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Penguin Patrol posted:

oh drat i forgot we were getting a title match tonight

not me scrambling to get something posted before the show actually started

Also Mei's got a new look!

# ? Jul 31, 2021 02:06

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Chie's clothing alterations are so dope

# ? Jul 31, 2021 02:18

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Let's GO!!

# ? Jul 31, 2021 02:19

Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Roëmænce is ælive!

Hagane a real chatterbox when Chie isn't there to calm him down.

# ? Jul 31, 2021 02:20

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Punished Fujita

# ? Jul 31, 2021 02:20

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

The dread pirate Fujita!

# ? Jul 31, 2021 02:21

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

Senerio posted:

Hagane a real chatterbox when Chie isn't there to calm him down.

# ? Jul 31, 2021 02:25

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

fez_machine posted:

The dread pirate Fujita!

business casual fujita.

# ? Jul 31, 2021 02:25

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Famously sturdy Japanese tables strike again

# ? Jul 31, 2021 03:01

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

i really like the sound these reinforced unbreakable tables make when somebody smashes their body against one

# ? Jul 31, 2021 03:02

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

these table spots....

# ? Jul 31, 2021 03:02

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

what the gently caress

# ? Jul 31, 2021 03:03

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

not even going for the pin

hardcore in chocopro

# ? Jul 31, 2021 03:03

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

no dq but the ref will be very biased against you

# ? Jul 31, 2021 03:05

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

I really hope Hagane wins.

# ? Jul 31, 2021 03:10

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

karmicknight posted:

I really hope Hagane wins.

imagine chie's celebration

# ? Jul 31, 2021 03:10

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

that Ranhei was siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

# ? Jul 31, 2021 03:10

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

Penguin Patrol posted:

imagine chie's celebration

# ? Jul 31, 2021 03:12

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