Plutonis posted:

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goferchan posted:

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Knives and Hot Dust posted:

I don't get it

Arrhythmia posted:

*my smile continues to grow bigger and bigger until it looks entirely like a horse's nutsack*

Arrhythmia posted:

*my smile continues to grow bigger and bigger until it looks entirely like a horse's nutsack*

Arrhythmia posted:

*my smile continues to grow bigger and bigger until it looks entirely like a horse's nutsack*

Arrhythmia posted:

*my smile continues to grow bigger and bigger until it looks entirely like a horse's nutsack*

Knives and Hot Dust posted:

I don't get it

Xbox Ambassador posted:

Dynamic horse testicles, they shrink in cold weather
Name your horse
You can scold or praise your horse
Whistle radius grows when the horse bond grows
Horse equipment is fully customizable, from the saddle that has golden pins to the hair
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their horse
Horses poo poo dynamically
Walk your horse around
Jump from your horse onto a moving train
Brush your horses. Arthur makes remarks about the horse depending on the horses gender
Store horses in stables so you have more backup horses
Horses die and can't be resurrected
Tell a horse to flee to spare it's life
Horses kick behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Horses have personalities
Horses move sideways
Horses can learn tricks

goferchan posted:

Classic Imp Zone thread. Needs to be goldmined

goferchan posted:

Classic Imp Zone thread. Needs to be goldmined

Xbox Ambassador posted:

You are a fag who plays borderline pedo poo poo. Begone

Xbox Ambassador posted:

In another example of the game’s extreme attention to detail, the horse also serves as your inventory. Virtually everything Arthur carries with him you can actually see; his weapons aren’t hidden away in a menu. He’ll slide his shotgun and bow carefully into the saddle before he mounts the animal, and when you hunt, the carcass is slung over the horse’s back. (Rockstar tells me that the carcass will even start to rot over time, attracting flies and wolves in search of an easy meal.) It seems like a small thing, but it keeps you immersed in the world. Instead of checking a menu to see what you have on hand, you can simply look at Arthur and his horse.

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FactsAreUseless posted:

- Realistic carry weights. Shoot too much game? Good luck getting all back onto your wagon.

- Serious survival. Snakebite, broken legs, starvation. Can you complete your journey across the wild west?

- Real consequences. Broken axle? Out of wagon tongues? Too bad. Failure means death in the brutal world of Red Dead Redemption 2.

- Defeat the invincible pterodactyl!

net cafe scandal posted:

Lmfao

CyberPingu posted:

Lol now remembering beating the poo poo out of the horse in Oblivion to get it to collapse to use it as infinite storage.

mycophobia posted:

thats some psycho poo poo op.

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Fungah! posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3963171&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Fungah! posted:

i clicked on the mancubus painting thread to see if it eveer sold after the guy's fourth or fifth meltdown and now his name is dickbutt shitlord and he posts nonstop about screen clarity in the ps5 thread

Fungah! posted:

i clicked on the mancubus painting thread to see if it eveer sold after the guy's fourth or fifth meltdown and now his name is dickbutt shitlord and he posts nonstop about screen clarity in the ps5 thread

Fungah! posted:

i clicked on the mancubus painting thread to see if it eveer sold after the guy's fourth or fifth meltdown and now his name is dickbutt shitlord and he posts nonstop about screen clarity in the ps5 thread