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bad carls
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Jul 26, 2021 22:15
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good carl
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Jul 26, 2021 22:16
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The Protagonist posted:*presents my real big T to the local apex ape species hive cluster*
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Jul 26, 2021 22:29
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Objurium posted:y'all mfs like birds?? How much do these run
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Jul 26, 2021 22:32
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Vernii posted:Bearing Light really enjoyed the occult ceremony and gnosis superimposed on the usual sci fi trappings. some very affecting imagery in there. anyone have suggestions for more?
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Jul 26, 2021 22:46
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hmmm I wonder what UAPTheory, alleged astrophysicist and author of a hypothesis that allows the five UAP observables within the framework of existing physics, is up to these days https://mobile.twitter.com/UAPTheory/status/1419307224091045890 oh
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Jul 26, 2021 22:58
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sounds like the birds got to em
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Jul 26, 2021 23:00
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the psychic personality of the disease in pathologic 2 was a lot better written
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Jul 26, 2021 23:40
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Fairies were weird little non-human creatures that would kidnap or replace people.
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Jul 26, 2021 23:41
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higher beings of love and light: lol sorry bitch grandma had to die to teach you to drive less
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Jul 26, 2021 23:41
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Rah! posted:yeah that was interesting What I want to know about possible crashes of "crafts" is: If whoever sent them, or are in them, why the high crash rate? If they can control an exotic propulsion system, avoiding things should be easy. If these vehicles have beings in them, I would expect them not to send a bunch of them to their death to explore. (Again, this is assuming a Roswell style events happen) We figured out to send probes. I would think that is what they would send also. If things are be believed, what, the world has at least 10-20 craft over the past 80 years. Our world wide airliner safety of today is almost better than that. The dissonance of that kinda gets to me, with the idea of recovered craft. I would find it easier to believe we recovered material that was left here, or that a "Roadside Picnic" style event happened here recently, or one happened far in the past, and was discovered. I Miss Snausages has issued a correction as of 01:04 on Jul 27, 2021 |
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Jul 27, 2021 00:05
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can't believe that q shaman rebranded as covid shaman
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Jul 27, 2021 00:11
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Toupee Groupie posted:What I want to know about possible crashes of "crafts" is: If whoever sent them, or are in them, why the high crash rate? If they can control an exotic propulsion system, avoiding things should be easy. If these vehicles have beings in them, I would expect them not to send a bunch of them to their death to explore. (Again, this is assuming a Roswell style events happen) We figured out to send probes. I would think that is what they would send also. If things are be believed, what, the world has at least 10-20 craft over the past 80 years. Our world wide airliner safety of today is almost better than that. The dissonance of that kinda gets to me, with the idea of recovered craft. I would find it easier to believe we recovered material that was left here, or that a "Stalker the Movie" style event happened here recently, or one happened far in the past, and was discovered. it’s because earth is at the end of their operable range, and many of them are stranded after taking a wrong left on the spacelanes. they tried picking some vehicles up to siphon fuel, but it seems that their fuel cavity is always empty??
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Jul 27, 2021 00:27
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Toupee Groupie posted:What I want to know about possible crashes of "crafts" is: If whoever sent them, or are in them, why the high crash rate? If they can control an exotic propulsion system, avoiding things should be easy. If these vehicles have beings in them, I would expect them not to send a bunch of them to their death to explore. (Again, this is assuming a Roswell style events happen) We figured out to send probes. I would think that is what they would send also. If things are be believed, what, the world has at least 10-20 craft over the past 80 years. Our world wide airliner safety of today is almost better than that. The dissonance of that kinda gets to me, with the idea of recovered craft. I would find it easier to believe we recovered material that was left here, or that a "Stalker the Movie" style event happened here recently, or one happened far in the past, and was discovered. There's a few ways to look at this, even if you start from the assumption that there are a high number of crashes (an assumption I'm not willing to make. We have evidence poo poo's in the skies; the thread has seen all the videos. Our evidence poo poo's on the ground is "some guys said so. no you can't see the alien alloys." not that i'm bitter or anything.) First, you said airliner safety, but we have no idea what these things are. They could be anything from millennia old von Neuman probe systems to alien government research craft to drunk alien dentists in their space cessnas buzzing the funny apes. If it's the latter, the real surprise is that we haven't seen more crashes. Even assuming some level of professionalism (for lack of a better term) there's still plenty of military and drone crashes; it's not out of possibility that the aliens accept some risks with these systems to achieve their goals. More advanced technology is not a guarantee that something is more reliable. if anything, it tends to be the latter, at least until maintenance skills and knowledge catch up. The other, possibly more fun, way to look at this is to take another of the question from the Lue interview that started this discussion. "Okay, so if you can't talk about crashes, what about ships given to us?" "I can't talk about that." "What about "crashes" left for us to find?" "I can't talk about that." Log082 has issued a correction as of 00:31 on Jul 27, 2021 |
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Jul 27, 2021 00:29
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ancient derelicts at the end of their natural lifespan, unexpected successful interdictions by local stinging metal birds, deliberate seeding or 'one-shot' fire and forget probes, actual discarded garbage, or something more inscrutable and any/all of the above could explain recovered materials of various kinds or idk its bullshit too i guess maybe
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Jul 27, 2021 00:31
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The real reason disclosure's taken so long is that we have relics from roughly 250 different alien species vying for our attention and we've only whittled that number down to 100 after 80 years of very stupid deliberations
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Jul 27, 2021 00:37
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WEH posted:The real reason disclosure's taken so long is that we have relics from roughly 250 different alien species vying for our attention and we've only whittled that number down to 100 after 80 years of very stupid deliberations the government has been keeping UFOs secret for so long that they are too embarrassed and afraid to disclose the truth
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Jul 27, 2021 00:39
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they just want to hide the astral pearl that lets you make a spiritual phone call to zeta reticulon's biggest pervert
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Jul 27, 2021 00:40
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Wheeee posted:hmmm I wonder what UAPTheory, alleged astrophysicist and author of a hypothesis that allows the five UAP observables within the framework of existing physics, is up to these days https://twitter.com/UAPTheory/status/1419308715614875652 
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Jul 27, 2021 00:51
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Jazerus posted:they just want to hide the astral pearl that lets you make a spiritual phone call to zeta reticulon's biggest pervert No need to doxx op
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Jul 27, 2021 00:55
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Log082 posted:There's a few ways to look at this, even if you start from the assumption that there are a high number of crashes (an assumption I'm not willing to make. We have evidence poo poo's in the skies; the thread has seen all the videos. Our evidence poo poo's on the ground is "some guys said so. no you can't see the alien alloys." not that i'm bitter or anything.) If craft were given to us, that is a whole other bunch of bananas. I personally don't think we have 10+ craft from crashes, but was using numbers some people do throw around. I don't know if it is a small comfort that maybe the US were given craft. To me that would mean whoever gave them to us chose to share, but only with a deeply bureaucratic nation(s) that can hide things. Using Star Trek as a bureaucratic model of what may be happening by sharing things sends chills up my spine, because it could allow very evil things to happen in the name of bureaucracy, and possibly that they are no better than us morally. LOL. We made a deal with the Devil and how have no way out. That is why everything is going to be focused from 2004 on, and try to sweep the horrid things we allowed them to do to us in the name of winning the Cold War. CAPITALISM..... IN...... SPACE!!!!!! Not to rant, but if there is any cooperation, abduction doesn't make sense. MKULTRA happened, Henrietta Lacks happened. It would have been so easy for the government to use the Cold War with nuclear testing inside and outside the military to get any tissue sample they want. Same with any kind of military physical that went on during and after the draft. Hell, give them a copy of 23 and me samples and they will have almost anything that they need for sample population. I know I wrote about something weird that happened to me with lights and the pipes in the house shaking that no one could explain, that doesn't mean I think I was gonna be abducted. Unless what happened whoever would agree to a treaty was under the gun of a full on unstoppable invasion would the collection of human flesh or genetics need to directly involve abduction,1940s technology allowed to get sample cells of anything that was wanted without undue harm or pain to an individual. It paints a pretty dark picture of abduction is tacitly approved by any government. I Miss Snausages has issued a correction as of 02:55 on Jul 27, 2021 |
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Jul 27, 2021 01:13
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The idea that aliens are out there, but that they are as lovely as we only with better tools is genuinely scary Like forget all the lovecraftian horrors that usually get the attention, that incomprehensible evil is almost a comforting thought in the face of another boot crushing our spirit from beyond the stars
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Jul 27, 2021 01:29
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if aliens are real, do I still have to go to work tomorrow?
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Jul 27, 2021 01:31
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Egg Moron posted:if aliens are real, do I still have to go to work tomorrow? yeah all that'll change is that your boss's boss's boss's boss's boss is an alien now. from your perspective it'll be just like if the company was acquired by a private equity company
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Jul 27, 2021 01:42
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Shear Modulus posted:yeah all that'll change is that your boss's boss's boss's boss's boss is an alien now. from your perspective it'll be just like if the company was acquired by a private equity company 
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Jul 27, 2021 01:47
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blatman posted:sagans wife drew the nudes we sent into space on pioneer 10 Lynn Margulis was also a renowned evolutionary biologist that developed the theory of endosymbiosis for the origin of the eukaryotic cell. e. different wife lol dude had a history
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Jul 27, 2021 03:16
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she's also a total crank on every topic except for endosymbiotic eukaryogenesis lol
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Jul 27, 2021 03:21
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The Protagonist posted:ancient derelicts at the end of their natural lifespan, unexpected successful interdictions by local stinging metal birds, deliberate seeding or 'one-shot' fire and forget probes, actual discarded garbage, or something more inscrutable and any/all of the above could explain recovered materials of various kinds Inter UAP warfare Earth based war toys might get lucky I guess
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Jul 27, 2021 03:21
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Jazerus posted:she's also a total crank on every topic except for endosymbiotic eukaryogenesis lol I have a few of her "other books" and, uh, yeah haven't cracked them
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Jul 27, 2021 03:22
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Pooky posted:https://twitter.com/UAPTheory/status/1419307521454522368 Confirmation bias is a hell of a drug
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Jul 27, 2021 03:24
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Bilirubin posted:Inter UAP warfare I've always loved the idea - which is not the same as thinking it's necessarily true - that there's an entire ecosystem of von Neuman probes out there, slotting into different niches and preying on each other in a giant, mechanical food chain for resources to build more of themselves. Now that I think about it, that'd be a great concept for a sci fi story; manned exploration craft having to navigate the extraterrestrial robotic ecosystem, learning how each probe type behaves and how to deal with them. Modern day whalers going after certain probe types with high value components/resources, fleeing from those too dangerous to handle, and so on.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:25
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Log082 posted:I've always loved the idea - which is not the same as thinking it's necessarily true - that there's an entire ecosystem of von Neuman probes out there, slotting into different niches and preying on each other in a giant, mechanical food chain for resources to build more of themselves. Hast thou seen the white tictac?
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Jul 27, 2021 03:26
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Bilirubin posted:I have a few of her "other books" and, uh, yeah haven't cracked them just did a little light reading on this and lmao drat Gaia hypothesis is cool as an abstract concept but sadly harmful in the face of anthropic climate devastation, and ardently defending the five kingdom classification system is just weird?? and then HIV/AIDS denials oof totally correct about 9/11 tho
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Jul 27, 2021 03:38
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inter-UAP combat would be a better movie than alien vs predator was
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Jul 27, 2021 03:48
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Shear Modulus posted:inter-UAP combat would be a better movie than alien vs predator was it's called stargate sg1 and it is phenomenal
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Jul 27, 2021 03:57
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They don't have crashed ships just "materials", which is the dripping metal seen in videos and reported by witnesses. We have poo poo. Actual poo poo. Probe poo-poo.
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Jul 27, 2021 04:41
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Pooky posted:They don't have crashed ships just "materials", which is the dripping metal seen in videos and reported by witnesses. that poop is laced with nanobots it's trojan poop
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Jul 27, 2021 04:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdVOwNyomw4
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Jul 27, 2021 05:08
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The Protagonist posted:that poop is laced with nanobots robot germs
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Jul 27, 2021 05:21
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Log082 posted:I've always loved the idea - which is not the same as thinking it's necessarily true - that there's an entire ecosystem of von Neuman probes out there, slotting into different niches and preying on each other in a giant, mechanical food chain for resources to build more of themselves.
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Jul 27, 2021 05:43
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