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GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


quote:

The gift card was really something: "Covered in shiny foil, this thing caught the light from every angle. I was sure it was a lifetime gift card. I wondered how many were in existence. Surely less than a hundred."
scene cut from American Psycho and rewritten because Christian Bale couldn't finish the sentence without laughing.

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WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
I was going to post "Remember that one cpac when that singer loving mauled the star spangled banner" but then I found out she was just a dumb college kid (untrained) who of course got raked over the coals for it. She later made a YouTube video talking about what happened and she totally owned it, while touching on her horror/shame during and after the whole thing

So instead...remember that other cpac, when Abby Shapiro mauled the star spangled banner?

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
was it cpac where trump hugged the flag. prob my favorite trump

LibCrusher
Jan 6, 2019

by Fluffdaddy

Bored Online posted:

was it cpac where trump hugged the flag. prob my favorite trump

he did that like half a dozen times I thought

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lmao

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



oof

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018


Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


ah yes, the two races

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

zegermans posted:

ah yes, the two races

lmao

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


i wonder if there is a German word for the feeling you get when reading stupid loving poo poo like this because English words fail me

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

zegermans posted:

ah yes, the two races

he's an afropessimist

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

ben shapino posted:

i wonder if there is a German word for the feeling you get when reading stupid loving poo poo like this because English words fail me

There's a word for "one can only stand and look" which I feel is apt but I forget the actual word

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


ben shapino posted:

i wonder if there is a German word for the feeling you get when reading stupid loving poo poo like this because English words fail me

Fremdscham

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011


freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

abraham jackoff

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010


they were filming this scene when they learned about 9/11

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Mantis42 posted:

they were filming this scene when they learned about 9/11


DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
am I not turtley enough for the inside job?

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

freemandela posted:

abraham jackoff

Second Gentleman Jack Emhoff

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/Jeres_Rant/status/1420138061074026496?s=20

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Mantis42 posted:

they were filming this scene when they learned about 9/11

The best part is that they finished after a brief moment of silence

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Hannity & Colmes

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

ALFbrot posted:

The best part is that they finished after a brief moment of silence

the show must go on

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Bored Online posted:

the show must go on



lol that the webbing was used as a cum metaphor throughout the movie too

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/womensmarch/status/986418934852280320

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

imo Brad Parscale having a mental breakdown, fighting his wife, and threatening to shoot himself, then getting tackled by the police and sent to a mental institution for a few days, is an underrated surreal moment from last year

the source of the argument with his wife: tomp

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
The USS John McCain honored his son's legacy by crashing.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006



The best cartoon in history

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

zegermans posted:



The best cartoon in history

When Garrison is right, by god he is right

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Just remembered 'do not come'

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
"This is a tough hurricane," he said. "One of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water."

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

I never understood why anyone thought this was the craziest thing anyone would ever see in their lives. Not even a top 500 trump moment imo from the standpoint of comedy

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

the sex ghost posted:

Just remembered 'do not come'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkliinjFeA8

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

god kamala sucks lol

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