I bid you welcome tho I suspect you are an immature male.

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flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Atlas_Quinn posted:

"I was into this Indy band before you so you can't like it as much as me"!

wow did you want me to cry because im crying. i thought we could be friends op i even drew you a picture but im not going to show it to you now... unless you apologize

# ? Jul 27, 2021 22:53

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 01:36

Atlas_Quinn: Jul 26, 2021; deplorable j4g

Athanatos posted:

Saalkin did you enjoy any of the OPs posts on this page?

I'm pretty sure enjoyment hasn't been a goal since I spent the night with your mother.

# ? Jul 27, 2021 22:54

Atlas_Quinn: Jul 26, 2021; deplorable j4g

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

wow did you want me to cry because im crying. i thought we could be friends op i even drew you a picture but im not going to show it to you now... unless you apologize

I'd rather you link a terrible image that I can't get out of my head for hours. You can keep your picture.

# ? Jul 27, 2021 22:55

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

this is loving me up someone stop this jerk

# ? Jul 27, 2021 22:59

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

Atlas_Quinn posted:

Oh boy, I can't wait to hear what this bag of mustard precum has to say.

I'm convinced. Give this guy his x-wing or whatever.

# ? Jul 27, 2021 23:00

your friend sk: Dec 10, 2005; (ヤイケス!)

lmao @ you thinking whatever this is is better than reddit op

# ? Jul 27, 2021 23:03

Atlas_Quinn: Jul 26, 2021; deplorable j4g

Literally A Person posted:

Oh, you.

So I'm gonna ask you then to draw us a picture. A picture of you having your birthday party and all of your favorite characters from all your favorite books, movies, cartoons and animes are giving you a cake. Failure to comply within 12 hours will be met with HARSH CONSEQUENCES.

Please enjoy your day.

Challenge accepted

# ? Jul 27, 2021 23:04

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Welcome to GBS!

Please choose your GBS character class from the list below:

well-meaning white noise poster that people know only by their av

gimmick poster who runs that poo poo into the ground until their rap sheet is as long and repetitive as the ol dirty bastard’s arrest record.

inexplicably angry poster who gets triggered by a completely innocuous topic of your choosing

goku

You gotta make it a checkbox poll.

1, 4, and 69

# ? Jul 27, 2021 23:13

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Atlas_Quinn posted:

Challenge accepted

MOD CHALLENGE HAS BEEN ACCEPTED RING THE BIG BELL :siren:

OP, you have until 3:00am PST to post this picture.

# ? Jul 27, 2021 23:15

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

cannot believe people still play eve in 2021. makes me think of a casino full of old people with oxygen masks playing video slots. just walk away grampa, you ain't winnin' that money back.

# ? Jul 27, 2021 23:16

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

the only winning move truly is not to play

# ? Jul 27, 2021 23:18

Lascivious Sloth: Apr 26, 2008; by sebmojo

Literally A Person posted:

MOD CHALLENGE HAS BEEN ACCEPTED RING THE BIG BELL

OP, you have until 3:00am PST to post this picture.

# ? Jul 27, 2021 23:18

interwhat: Jul 23, 2005; it's kickin in dude

gently caress off gurf

# ? Jul 27, 2021 23:57

a dmc delorean: Jul 2, 2006; Live the dream

We have a reg after like, 8 years of no new users and this is how you treat them?

Well, that's all I've got. Carry on I guess

# ? Jul 27, 2021 23:57

a dmc delorean: Jul 2, 2006; Live the dream

interwhat posted:

gently caress off gurf

What even is a gurf? I still don't know!

# ? Jul 27, 2021 23:58

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

A group of disappointments is called a gurf

# ? Jul 28, 2021 00:01

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Cloner of the Elks posted:

We have a reg after like, 8 years of no new users and this is how you treat them?

Well, that's all I've got. Carry on I guess

I'm setting this goon up to be the next Gamesmaster Anthony. They will soar to heights of fame never before thought attainable on a mere internet forum.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 00:04

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Literally A Person posted:

I'm setting this goon up to be the next Gamesmaster Anthony. They will soar to heights of fame never before thought attainable on a mere internet forum.

The key seems to be making the OP do things

# ? Jul 28, 2021 00:14

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

The key seems to be making the OP do things

Correct.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 00:30

Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

I like this thread so I bought a crab to enjoy the thread with me.

Op you can't have this crab it is mine.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 00:36

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

That's a pretty cool crab not gonna lie I hope you take good care of it

# ? Jul 28, 2021 00:41

Atlas_Quinn: Jul 26, 2021; deplorable j4g

Sex Robot posted:

I like this thread so I bought a crab to enjoy the thread with me.

Op you can't have this crab it is mine.

This is the first post that has really intrigued me. I do actually want this crab.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 00:47

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

That is one fine looking crab, you have made an excellent purchase

# ? Jul 28, 2021 00:48

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Atlas_Quinn posted:

Xnxx?

Yuck
Teen porn??
Gross

# ? Jul 28, 2021 00:48

Atlas_Quinn: Jul 26, 2021; deplorable j4g

Spinz posted:

Yuck
Teen porn??
Gross

Google image without safe search?

# ? Jul 28, 2021 00:49

FUCK SNEEP: Apr 21, 2007

post the drawing OP

# ? Jul 28, 2021 00:52

Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Atlas_Quinn posted:

This is the first post that has really intrigued me. I do actually want this crab.

what the gently caress I just said you can't have it. Can you not read you poo poo eater? You huge turd boy???!?

what the gently caress

# ? Jul 28, 2021 00:55

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

OP has not answered if they tug

# ? Jul 28, 2021 01:00

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Derpies posted:

OP has not answered if they tug

if anyone's gonna say no it'll be a weirdo like the OP

# ? Jul 28, 2021 01:09

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Derpies posted:

OP has not answered if they tug

They asked me for porn, I think they tug.

I might send it too if this drawing is any good.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 01:12

Atlas_Quinn: Jul 26, 2021; deplorable j4g

Derpies posted:

OP has not answered if they tug

Can confirm.

Atlas_Quinn fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jul 28, 2021

# ? Jul 28, 2021 01:15

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Atlas doesn't seem to understand how to post in GBS. Atlas, for your sake I hope this picture is fly as hell.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 01:17

Atlas_Quinn: Jul 26, 2021; deplorable j4g

Literally A Person posted:

Atlas doesn't seem to understand how to post in GBS. Atlas, for your sake I hope this picture is fly as hell.

loving Gom Jabbar over here.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 02:00

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Atlas_Quinn posted:

loving Gom Jabbar over here.

I am not the Dune poster. Where is Spin? She speaks this nerd poo poo.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 02:05

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

Literally A Person posted:

Atlas doesn't seem to understand how to post in GBS. Atlas, for your sake I hope this picture is fly as hell.

I'm thinking 1 day per post they made me read

# ? Jul 28, 2021 02:11

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

Athanatos posted:

Saalkin did you enjoy any of the OPs posts on this page?

Nope.

I have a strong feeling OP is a literal child.

God bless.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 02:12

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

Saalkin posted:

Nope.

I have a strong feeling OP is a literal child.

God bless.

You may grant them one probation of a time you specify between 1 minutes and 24 hours if you wish. You may also write the reason.

Edit: Actually I can give you the buttons to do it yourself instead if you want to go that route

# ? Jul 28, 2021 02:16

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

Athanatos posted:

You may grant them one probation of a time you specify between 1 minutes and 24 hours if you wish. You may also write the reason.

Edit: Actually I can give you the buttons to do it yourself instead if you want to go that route

Haha wicked!

# ? Jul 28, 2021 02:19