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Hitmen for Destiny #37: Lostclock must be pretty strong ================== Hitmen for Destiny #38: Hurrger  Too bad for humans that Hurrger too smart to see through tricks!
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I never thought about it before but there should be a kill-counter for HfD.
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Jul 27, 2021 15:23
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I never thought about it before but there should be a kill-counter for HfD. poo poo that's a good idea, the comic has a crazy high body count. I think I might start one going forward e: Current body count is 22 people/humanoids/alien-types (mostly humans) 1 dog ee: vyelkin has a much better count a couple posts down Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 16:10 on Jul 27, 2021 |
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Jul 27, 2021 15:33
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Skwirl posted:Does the kid live with his grandparents or are they just constantly babysitting him? His mom is too old and broke to take great care of him and his dad is dead and French. I forget how they got him initially.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:poo poo that's a good idea, the comic has a crazy high body count. I think I might start one going forward I decided to count dead monsters too. Comic #1: Billy Peterson (shot by Fusk) The blue guy in the house (shot by Fusk) The knight-monster (stabbed by the dragon-hero) The dragon-hero (burned to death by the knight-monster) The Barn Beast (shot by Fusk) 5 #2: nobody dies! 0 (5) #3: Guy with beard and ponytail (dismembered by a cat monster in Annette's dream) 1 (6) #4: The newspaper confirms the death from #3 really happened 0 (6) #5: nobody dies! 0 (6) #6: A cat monster (stabbed by Annette) 1 (7) #7: five rat monsters (stabbed by Annette - technically one of them was stabbed by another monster but it was Annette's doing) 5 (12) #8: An old lady (fell in a living portal in Annette's dream, probably dead irl) A little dog (fell in a living portal in Annette's dream, probably dead irl) 2 (14) #9: nobody dies! 0 (14) #10: nobody dies! 0 (14) #11: nobody dies! 0 (14) #12: nobody dies! 0 (14) #13: nobody dies! 0 (14) #14: nobody dies! 0 (14) #15: nobody dies! 0 (14) #16: nobody dies! 0 (14) #17: nobody dies, although Annette comes close 0 (14) #18: Badgerhat (bowtie student) (stabbed by a drill sqider) 1 (15) #19: Bitterspring (pink dress student) (stabbed by a drill sqider) Five more students die offscreen (poisoned by humming birds 6 (21) #20: A living portal (eaten by a six-legged cyclops bear) 1 (22) #21: nobody dies! 0 (22) #22: nine more living portals (all eaten by a six-legged cyclops bear) (some of these later come back out of the bear) 9 (31) #23: nobody dies! 0 (31) #24: Lovebucket (blue suit student) (decapitated by a six-legged cyclops bear) 1 (32) #25: nobody dies! 0 (32) #26: A six-legged cyclops bear (exploded from the inside by water coming through a living portal) five more students (fell into stomach acid) 6 (38) #27: nobody dies! 0 (38) #28: nobody dies! 0 (38) #29: nobody dies! 0 (38) #30: nobody dies! 0 (38) #31: nobody dies! 0 (38) #32: Brown dress student (grabbed by a squider, dissolved in stomach acid) 1 (39) #33: Two humming birds (died due to high gravity) A humming snatcher (stabbed by a drill sqider) A little blue animal (crushed by a turtle dropping a plant on it in heavy gravity) 4 (43) #34: A big yellow toothy monster (crushed by Annette dropping a plant on it in heavy gravity) 1 (44) #35: nobody dies! 0 (44) #36: nobody dies! 0 (44) #37: A depengrav (stabbed from the inside by a drill sqider) three more students (grabbed by a sqider, dissolved in stomach acid) 4 (48) #38: A living portal (cut in half by Hurrger) Yellow dress student (cut in half by Hurrger) 2 (50) That brings us up to date vyelkin has a new favorite as of 16:22 on Jul 27, 2021 |
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Nice! I think that one guy who dies in the dream in #5 counts as 1 though, since his body turns up IRL when Annette wakes up
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Nice! I think that one guy who dies in the dream in #5 counts as 1 though, since his body turns up IRL when Annette wakes up I counted him based on the newspaper report, but I realize that people dying in dreams probably did die for real thanks to Annette's dreams coming true, so that means the old lady and the dog in #8 should count too.
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She is going to regret this SO FAST. She is going to be so horribly malformed. Plus, going to have to eat like 4000-5000 calories a day, if not more. The majority of the 2000 you normally get goes to just keeping your brain running.
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Johnny Aztec posted:She is going to regret this SO FAST. That's probably at least part of the joke. That's a new take on a genie who fucks you over by giving you exactly what you ask for.
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But also, who’s asking for wings when the option to just magically fly exists? Wings means you’re bound by physics. Magic is magic. Conversely, go a bit more nuts with it. Maybe a jet-powered rear end? I dunno.
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HPanda posted:But also, who’s asking for wings when the option to just magically fly exists? Wings means you’re bound by physics. Magic is magic. Jets require an intake and some way of compressing volumes of air and fuel so that the expanding gases can be forced out the exhaust (butthole in this case). You're going to be going over jet engine schematics with that genie for months at least, and probably building and testing prototypes in the meantime, and then when it's all done your mouth is probably converted into a jet intake
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Jets require an intake and some way of compressing volumes of air and fuel so that the expanding gases can be forced out the exhaust (butthole in this case). You're going to be going over jet engine schematics with that genie for months at least, and probably building and testing prototypes in the meantime, and then when it's all done your mouth is probably converted into a jet intake But yeah psychic flying was the way to go
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Splicer posted:Nah just make him read dr mcninja Right up until you have a brain aneurysm
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Who What Now posted:Right up until you have a brain aneurysm also if Johnny Aztec posted:
how many more calories does our brain need if we can fly using it?
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At least then you have an excuse for eating the entire Taco Bell menu.
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Splicer posted:Oh no my cool flying powers mean I have to eat a bunch of sugary/fatty/high carb food without gaining any weight this is awful I've worked enough physically demanding jobs with super fat people to know that diet still matters no matter how many calories you burn.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:what on earth is Cornelius then Cornelius is the mirror that shows a normal man that he is a clown.
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Skwirl posted:I've worked enough physically demanding jobs with super fat people to know that diet still matters no matter how many calories you burn. 
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I hated this at the start, then it gradually got pretty funny, but the last few seem to be heading down into pure misery again. Is this a repeating pattern, or should I just stop reading now?
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Is the c in ack! pronounced like the c in Celcius or like the c in chorizo?
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > PYF Comic: ack!
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Is the c in ack! pronounced like the c in Celcius or like the c in chorizo? ACK! Like Hack HACK! Remove the H. ACK!
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Is the c in ack! pronounced like the c in Celcius or like the c in chorizo? The c is silent. (or the k, if you prefer, in which case its as in shellac).
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Daktar posted:Cornelius is the mirror that shows a normal man that he is a clown. Yup, Cornelius was truly amazing in the Badass Games http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06082006 "The man is so old school he drives a yellow bus with gothic arch windows!" Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 00:44 on Jul 28, 2021 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Is the c in ack! pronounced like the c in Celcius or like the c in chorizo? Like the c in calcium and coccyx 
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:it's pronounced like the c in "sword," dinguses Well I feel foolisch!
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Grendels Dad posted:Well I feel foolisch!
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This daughter shall live.
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