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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > AEW Dynamite 7/28: Nick Fucking Gage Nick Fucking Gage Nick Fucking Gage

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

rotinaj posted:

oh my god i didn't realize that slapjack used to be in that tag team, hahahahahahahahaha

SLAPJACK????

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dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

excalibur said "falcon arrow" and didn't say "he's done the deal!"

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:46

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

Dango Bango posted:

Oof the crowd is not into this enough for a Nick Gage match

a night full of dick punches followed by a debut where gage has no light tubes or ultraviolence props might've been a swing too far

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:47

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Shinjobi posted:

SLAPJACK????

t bar

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:47

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

wait how long was he dead for

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Stealth Tiger: Nov 14, 2009

Dango Bango posted:

Oof the crowd is not into this enough for a Nick Gage match

I mean, you might as well just start with all the tubes and crap, that's what you're advertising with the match

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:47

sliami: Apr 28, 2018

blood tastey

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:47

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

rotinaj posted:

a night full of dick punches followed by a debut where gage has no light tubes or ultraviolence props might've been a swing too far

This card was completely upside down

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:47

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

GET THE WEAPONS GAGR

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:47

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I would like more blood please

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:47

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

huh they actually put a decent edge on that pizza cutter

P sure Jericho gigged his arm

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:47

sliami: Apr 28, 2018

Raskolnikov38 posted:

wait how long was he dead for

8mins

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:47

Max Coveri: Dec 23, 2015; by Athanatos

I honestly wish Gage would win this.

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:47

yea ok: Jul 27, 2006

all of these moves suck!!!!!!!!!! hit each otAEHER IN THE HEAD

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:47

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

stab him

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:47

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

itchy tasty

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ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

yea ok posted:

all of these moves suck!!!!!!!!!! hit each otAEHER IN THE HEAD

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:48

Kunabomber: Oct 1, 2002; Pillbug

Raskolnikov38 posted:

wait how long was he dead for

his heart was stopped for like 8 minutes iirc

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:48

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

ChrisBTY posted:

I Don't think I've ever used a pizza cutter sharp enough to draw blood.

nick gage slowly running his pizza cutter against a whetstone, menacingly

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:48

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

methodical technical match Nick Gage

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:48

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

Dango Bango posted:

This card was completely upside down

ending with hangman losing would have made me want to eat a glass bottle

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

MJF's sell of grab the ropes and realizing it's no rules :discourse:

:discourse:

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Fresh Like Zafo: May 31, 2012

There is not enough violence happening.

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Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

There sure is a lot of wrestling in my deathmatch....

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:48

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Pinwiz11 posted:

GET THE WEAPONS GAGR

yeah i'm surprised they didn't have anything set up

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Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

sliami posted:

8mins

thats brain damage territory isnt it

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:48

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

OH gently caress

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:48

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

LIGHT TUBES AAaAAAAAAAAA

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The Last Call: Sep 9, 2011; Rehabilitating sinner

Florescent bubs are here

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:48

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

huge crowd pop for light tubes lmfao

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:48

Kunabomber: Oct 1, 2002; Pillbug

YES

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MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:48

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

light tubes!

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:48

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

HELL YEAH

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fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

THE TUBES ARE HEERE!!!

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

LIGHT TUBES MADE TV

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:48

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

feels like these two don't have good timing with each other or something feels off

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ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

I TOLD Y'ALL

TUBES

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Tweak: Jul 28, 2003; or dont whatever

yea ok posted:

all of these moves suck!!!!!!!!!! hit each otAEHER IN THE HEAD

theyre sayin what we�re all thinkin!

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Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

Dango Bango posted:

MJF's sell of grab the ropes and realizing it's no rules

gud sheet.

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