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Uthor posted:I was watching my sister's kids one night and the only things on after they went to bed was a show on private security bunkers and a show on surviving a zombie uprising. I think I remember the "guy inside a burning bunker pyramid" show. Guy made his money selling and building bunkers and was all "Yeah, by my firesafe pyramid so your family can cram into it and And yeah, one of their customers was a lady going "I had a dream of everything on fire, and that totally means civilization is going to collapse and I need to protect my family from all those city people burninating across the country side." Wanna Alkydere fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Jul 28, 2021 |
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:It's this way with half-siblings. My half-brother has aunts and uncles I don't, and vice versa. I had no idea this is how it works, my mind is legit blown.
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Jul 28, 2021 21:59
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Alkydere posted:
Buddy, they won't even let ME pet that catte.
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Jul 28, 2021 22:08
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sigher posted:I had no idea this is how it works, my mind is legit blown. Are you serious? A half brother/sister is just someone who has the same mum/dad as you but a different dad/mum.
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Jul 28, 2021 23:02
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Maybe he thought it was like the brothers in Stuck On You
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Jul 28, 2021 23:13
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 I still can't get over how badly edited this is, right down to the metal "wrinkles" on the side
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Jul 28, 2021 23:36
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Someone got an exciting new umbrella stand!   I can't be bothered to doublecheck that math but it scans right lmao
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Jul 28, 2021 23:39
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really hope that's fake otherwise gonna get a sequel to Goiania!
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Jul 29, 2021 00:06
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Gotta be fake
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Jul 29, 2021 00:24
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If that were real, anon would already be dead. from gunshot wounds
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Jul 29, 2021 00:45
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https://i.imgur.com/0GgFYFc.mp4
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Jul 29, 2021 00:56
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Better than the yeti
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Jul 29, 2021 01:05
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Mierenneuker posted:I do enjoy this little trip into the UK. I want a video game like the one at 0:45 where every panicked turn of a steering wheel immediately leads to the next disaster you need to make another panicked turn to avoid.
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Jul 29, 2021 01:09
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Kibayasu posted:I want a video game like the one at 0:45 where every panicked turn of a steering wheel immediately leads to the next disaster you need to make another panicked turn to avoid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LK2KcUu6po&t=215s
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Kibayasu posted:I want a video game like the one at 0:45 where every panicked turn of a steering wheel immediately leads to the next disaster you need to make another panicked turn to avoid. Have I good news for you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvU18VY460Y EDIT: Happy to be beaten.
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Jul 29, 2021 01:22
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lmao that rules.
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Bertha the Toaster posted:Are you serious? A half brother/sister is just someone who has the same mum/dad as you but a different dad/mum. I didn’t know this either until I found out I had half-siblings. Wikipedia straightened that out pretty fast
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Gotta be fake knowing 4chan, it's fake but someone will die over it.
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Jul 29, 2021 02:49
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Bertha the Toaster posted:Are you serious? A half brother/sister is just someone who has the same mum/dad as you but a different dad/mum. I know about half brothers, but I thought that once you're related to someone their relatives fall under the regular terms you'd use for your own. I don't have cousins, half anythings, uncles aunts or what have you, my family consists of 2 people so I never really got familiar with terms used for larger families. I don't even know what the whole "cousin X removed" poo poo means.
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sigher posted:I know about half brothers, but I thought that once you're related to someone their relatives fall under the regular terms you'd use for your own. I don't have cousins, half anythings, uncles aunts or what have you, my family consists of 2 people so I never really got familiar with terms used for larger families. I don't even know what the whole "cousin X removed" poo poo means. It depends on the situation and personal preference, but realistically if I've never met someone, never will, and nobody ever mentions them, they're not family.
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sigher posted:I don't even know what the whole "cousin X removed" poo poo means. I don't think anyone does.
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sigher posted:I know about half brothers, but I thought that once you're related to someone their relatives fall under the regular terms you'd use for your own. I don't have cousins, half anythings, uncles aunts or what have you, my family consists of 2 people so I never really got familiar with terms used for larger families. I don't even know what the whole "cousin X removed" poo poo means. X removed is the number of generations separating you. A first cousin once removed would be the child of a great aunt/uncle. They're a cousin, but equivalent to your parents' generation. With large families with childrens' ages spanning 20 years or more, it doesn't take long for relatives the same age to be a couple generations apart. I knew a couple kids in school who were older than their uncles, for example.
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The degree of “removal” is generations. Your parent’s first cousin is your first cousin once removed. If they have a kid, that kid is a second cousin to you. Your grandparent’s first cousins are your first cousins twice removed. If they have a kid, that’s your second cousin once removed.  It’s not complicated to remember; it just isn’t relevant to most people.
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Kibayasu posted:lmao that rules.
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sigher posted:I don't even know what the whole "cousin X removed" poo poo means. A cousin that would otherwise be an Xth cousin (1st, 2nd, 3rd), but is not of the same generation as you and is Y generations away, is an Xth cousin Yth removed. Example 1: My mother's 1st cousin is my 1st cousin, once removed. Example 2: My 1st cousin's child is also my 1st cousin, once removed. Example 3: My father's 2nd cousin's father is my 2nd cousin, twice removed. On that note, Xth cousins are people the X number of generations away from a set of common parents. Example 4: My aunt and my father are 0 generations away from a set of common parents. They are sister and brother. Example 5: My aunt's children and I are 1 generation away from a set of common parents (that is, my father and my aunt shared parents, 1 generation away). We are 1st cousins. Example 6: My father's 1st cousins' children and I are 2 generations away from a set of common parents (specifically, my grandparents and their grandparents shared parents, 2 generations away). We are 2nd cousins. ...In practice, I call these people Aunt X and Uncle Y if they are of an earlier generation than me and by their first name if not. Hokkaido Anxiety posted:I don't think anyone does. Lawyers have to learn this poo poo in wills & estates class and some of us can never forget it. e;f,b x2 but I did mine from memory and y'all googled it. Deteriorata posted:With large families with childrens' ages spanning 20 years or more, it doesn't take long for relatives the same age to be a couple generations apart. I knew a couple kids in school who were older than their uncles, for example. I heard about a mother and daughter in family law class who married two brothers. So Aunt/Grandmother and Uncle/Brother, etc...
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Deteriorata posted:With large families with childrens' ages spanning 20 years or more, it doesn't take long for relatives the same age to be a couple generations apart. I knew a couple kids in school who were older than their uncles, for example. My cousin is my mom's age, her daughter is about five years older than me, her kid is the same age as my eldest niece.
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my dad went on a genealogy binge when i was younger and people like that care too. no i don't want to wander around graveyards looking for that particular headstone
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What the gently caress is it with dads and genealogy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDdamDi6oes
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My dad is super into saying we are irish because of our last name but he doesn't do any genealogy research because we all know it's not really all that true.
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cool thanks this was helpful, but which ones are safe to bang?
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Mister Speaker posted:cool thanks this was helpful, but which ones are safe to bang? Darwin and Einstein both married their first cousins.
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Mister Speaker posted:cool thanks this was helpful, but which ones are safe to bang? Everyone but you
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devmd01 posted:Just gonna drop this here given last page’s conversation, first video I ever uploaded to YouTube. Getting brained by shrapnel would definitely explain sky shark's "Muslims are incompatible with Western civilization" post.
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McGavin posted:Darwin and Einstein both married their first cousins. My brother-in-law's wife's parents are first cousins. Apparently, marrying your cousin wasn't that big of a deal in Italy.
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sigher posted:I know about half brothers, but I thought that once you're related to someone their relatives fall under the regular terms you'd use for your own. I don't have cousins, half anythings, uncles aunts or what have you, my family consists of 2 people so I never really got familiar with terms used for larger families. I don't even know what the whole "cousin X removed" poo poo means. As several walls of text on this page have shown, it's better if you don't. shame on an IGA posted:I'm partial to describing them as "cousins with numbers"
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Prior to the industrial revolution, most people would grow up, get married, have children, and die within a 20 mile radius of where you were born. First cousins would be around the same age, were conveniently located, and would help keep property in the extended family. It was a fairly common practice the whole world over. Also it turns out that children born from a first cousin pairing aren't any more likely to have genetic problems than those born from totally unrelated couples, as long as those cousins' parents weren't also cousins or more closely related.
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Also sometimes your cousins are hot.
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I stumbled on a stack overflow post a while back from a guy who had made some small time family tree plotting software where he'd represented things internally as a directed acyclic graph. That's nerd for "flow chart where nothing moves backwards and there are no loops." Anyway, a customer filed a support ticket saying the software crashed every time he tried to add the daughter he'd had with his other daughter. The first answer, which was accepted by the OP as the proper solution, was "fire your customer."
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Sagebrush posted:Prior to the industrial revolution, most people would grow up, get married, have children, and die within a 20 mile radius of where you were born. First cousins would be around the same age, were conveniently located, and would help keep property in the extended family. It was a fairly common practice the whole world over. On an unrelated note, how are things going in Shelbyville? Edit: drat, now Blue Footed Booby is in here posting some Chinatown poo poo. Cat Hatter fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jul 29, 2021 |
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Platystemon posted:Don’t get drunk there on the clock and you’ll be fine. Sounds like a crazy place. I heard they are paying $20/hr this summer so maybe they finally care about their employees?? LOL LOL LOL
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