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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Shame Boy posted:

I really hate how it's always framed as "computing power" or "solving complicated puzzles" or whatever. It's guessing a loving number over and over again in a wasteful way. That is what it does. That is it. It doesn't have "computing power", it can't "compute" at all because it's not a computer, it can do one thing and that is guess a loving number really fast.
It computes whether the "number it guessed" is the solution to the problem it's trying to solve. It's not literally generating random numbers and throwing them away immediately. The problem is "does [block chain state concatenated with this number] hash to [number with this many 0s at the end]." It's always the same problem and you're right that the solution used isn't complicated, just guess and check, but checking is computationally expensive.

It's not general purpose computing power, ASICs are only good at the thing they do, but it's computing power of a very specific kind.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Cryptocurrency are like some kind of a horrible brain virus I could see myself reading about in some lovely sci-fi novel. Imagine, using tons of rare metals and complicated manufacturing machinery just to burn electricity to create absolutely nothing of value, and year by year it's only growing bigger. Lmao

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

kaschei posted:

It computes whether the "number it guessed" is the solution to the problem it's trying to solve. It's not literally generating random numbers and throwing them away immediately. The problem is "does [block chain state concatenated with this number] hash to [number with this many 0s at the end]." It's always the same problem and you're right that the solution used isn't complicated, just guess and check, but checking is computationally expensive.

It's not general purpose computing power, ASICs are only good at the thing they do, but it's computing power of a very specific kind.

I'm well aware of how it works, what SHA-256 is, and how ASICs work. It's generating random numbers, applying energy waste to them, and then throwing them away immediately.

And sure it has "computing power" if you take that phrase completely out of the modern context and go back to when it was used in the days of like, IBM punched card sorters counting as "computing power", but I still say it's not really applicable here these days since it almost always means "general / universal computing power" even to specialists, and the people reading CNBC articles are definitely not going to be able to intuitively put it in the proper context or anything.

e: Actually thinking about it card sorters are more deserving of the term "computing power" than bitcoin. Bitcoin is a card sorter where the stack of cards is just churned around and around forever in the hope that one of them will accidentally fly out of the side of the machine with "you win a million e-dollars!" printed on it

Shame Boy has issued a correction as of 04:09 on Jul 29, 2021

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Applying energy waste it's doing a lot of heavy lifting there

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

HootTheOwl posted:

Applying energy waste it's doing a lot of heavy lifting there

What else is it doing? It's not like it's a useful SHA-256 computing machine, you can't give it arbitrary inputs and have it give you the SHA-256 hash of them or something like that, there's no useful work being done, the hash is purely there to waste energy by design.

e: To be clear I'm referring to the bitcoin network as a whole here, you could maybe get certain ASIC's to do it if you really really wanted to but nobody's ever going to do that and it's kinda besides the point anyway.

Shame Boy has issued a correction as of 04:25 on Jul 29, 2021

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

When I first heard of bitcoin I thought it was a way of compensating people for lending computing power to other people - like folding@home or seti@home but you get tokens in return that have value because they can be sold to people who want to use them to buy computing power. Or something.

Obviously that is way off but it would make a lot more sense than the reality. Protein folding is an example of something that needs a lot of computing power but produces results that have value to biologists and medical researchers. Cryptocurrency's math just gives you a number that has no use or meaning beyond being proof that you managed to guess it correctly before anyone else. Being first to do something doesn't mean poo poo if the something is worthless

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

HootTheOwl posted:

Applying energy waste it's doing a lot of heavy lifting there

would that lifting be measured in pint-furlongs or perhaps acre-noon-bushels there, hoot?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

BattleMaster posted:

When I first heard of bitcoin I thought it was a way of compensating people for lending computing power to other people - like folding@home or seti@home but you get tokens in return that have value because they can be sold to people who want to use them to buy computing power. Or something.

Obviously that is way off but it would make a lot more sense than the reality. Protein folding is an example of something that needs a lot of computing power but produces results that have value to biologists and medical researchers. Cryptocurrency's math just gives you a number that has no use or meaning beyond being proof that you managed to guess it correctly before anyone else. Being first to do something doesn't mean poo poo if the something is worthless

Someone tried to make a cryptocurrency based on BOINC score (the thing that underlies folding@home etc) a while ago and it was dead on arrival because being helpful is for suckers or something.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Weatherman posted:

would that lifting be measured in pint-furlongs or perhaps acre-noon-bushels there, hoot?

It's energy being pissed away as heat so obviously you'd measure it in BTU, or if we're talking about how much cooling it would need that would be TR. We measure cooling in Tons and heating in Britishes, it's very simple.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Weatherman posted:

would that lifting be measured in pint-furlongs or perhaps acre-noon-bushels there, hoot?

Pioneering imperial units for computer stuff. 15 bits to a quip, 7 quips to the wonk and so forth.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


BonHair posted:

Pioneering imperial units for computer stuff. 15 bits to a quip, 7 quips to the wonk and so forth.

i'm here to bit quips and forth wonks

and i'm all out of wonks

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

*Brace noise*

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

For everyone one Bitcoin story where someone makes millions there seem to be a hundred stories where someone leeches off their parents, their neighbour, or a local business in order to make a few dollars that may or may mot get stolen before they are cashed out for real money

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
Near as I can tell, the only stories of people making good money on cryptocurrency are people who got in very early and sold at a peak, people actively manipulating a market for one, or the creators of one selling off everything the second it gets popular.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

capitalism and silicon valley VCs are the dumbest poo poo

https://www.bitcoin-accepted.com/2021/07/15/oklo-to-power-bitcoin-mining-machines-corporate/

e: i should post a pic

ArmedZombie has issued a correction as of 14:15 on Jul 29, 2021

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


I'm pretty sure nobody was thinking about the homeless when they came up with this bullshit and it's more about being able to flip a switch and limit you to only 1 refill or whatever

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
If a rocket filled with billionaires blows up, does that mean it finally trickles down?

Orange Devil has issued a correction as of 14:52 on Jul 29, 2021

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Shame Boy posted:

I'm pretty sure nobody was thinking about the homeless when they came up with this bullshit and it's more about being able to flip a switch and limit you to only 1 refill or whatever

as if the mark up isn't already 300% or whatever

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Weatherman posted:

would that lifting be measured in pint-furlongs or perhaps acre-noon-bushels there, hoot?

Whatever makes it easiest for you to understand.
Personally I have trouble relating to the absolute weight of a volume of pure water equal to the cube of the hundredth part of a meter, and at the temperature of melting ice. Or was it at 4 degrees because that's the maximum density? No wait it's actually one thousandth of the the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015×10−34 when expressed in the unit J⋅s, which is equal to kg⋅m2⋅s−1, where the meter and the second are defined in terms of c and ΔνCs.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

BonHair posted:

Pioneering imperial units for computer stuff. 15 bits to a quip, 7 quips to the wonk and so forth.

Bits, Nibles, and Bytes are all in the IBM360 manual.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

HootTheOwl posted:

Whatever makes it easiest for you to understand.
Personally I have trouble relating to the absolute weight of a volume of pure water equal to the cube of the hundredth part of a meter, and at the temperature of melting ice. Or was it at 4 degrees because that's the maximum density? No wait it's actually one thousandth of the the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015×10−34 when expressed in the unit J⋅s, which is equal to kg⋅m2⋅s−1, where the meter and the second are defined in terms of c and ΔνCs.

Sounds like a personal problem :shrug:

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


ArmZ posted:

as if the mark up isn't already 300% or whatever

yeah but if we made it 500%?

That's unrealized potential revenue thats going to get someone fired ArmZ. Geeze.

Line Feed
Sep 7, 2012

Seeds taste better with friends.

Don't do this derail again ffs

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
fishmech'd again

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Shame Boy posted:

I'm pretty sure nobody was thinking about the homeless when they came up with this bullshit and it's more about being able to flip a switch and limit you to only 1 refill or whatever

Getting rid of refills is anti-homeless (cheap source of liquids, excuse to stay in) and putting it on the employees to tell people no is peak fast food anti-homeless methods

All McDonald's managers are bastards

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

Shame Boy posted:

Can't wait for complimentary phone chargers and power sockets at coffee shops and airports and other public places to no longer be a thing because these fucks need to steal every possible resource ever anywhere so they can make negative eight hundred seventy dollars or whatever.

*Fire hazard and electrical overloading intensifies*

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

ArmZ posted:

as if the mark up isn't already 300% or whatever

300% is an understatement. It costs literal cents per cup. More like a 10000+%.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Palladium posted:

*Fire hazard and electrical overloading intensifies*

I wonder how many bitcoin miners are connected straight to the power lines, outside the meter.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

BonHair posted:

I wonder how many bitcoin miners are connected straight to the power lines, outside the meter.

If they'd thought of that we'd have heard about a lot more deaths

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
I mean Bitcoin attracts a nonzero amount of electrical engineers, but the bigger thing is that the people attracted to it are: a) libertarians, and thus masturbate to paying for basic services and b) cowards.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

tokin opposition posted:

Getting rid of refills is anti-homeless (cheap source of liquids, excuse to stay in) and putting it on the employees to tell people no is peak fast food anti-homeless methods

All McDonald's managers are bastards

I mean it's anti-homeless the same way nearly everything in our society is designed to be anti-homeless, I just get the feeling the goal was to be anti-customer (or just anti-everyone) and of course the homeless are hit hardest by it, as usual.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


HootTheOwl posted:

Whatever makes it easiest for you to understand.
Personally I have trouble relating to the absolute weight of a volume of pure water equal to the cube of the hundredth part of a meter, and at the temperature of melting ice. Or was it at 4 degrees because that's the maximum density? No wait it's actually one thousandth of the the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015×10−34 when expressed in the unit J⋅s, which is equal to kg⋅m2⋅s−1, where the meter and the second are defined in terms of c and ΔνCs.

it's so loving beautiful lmao

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I guess my point is I don't think they had the homeless in mind when making that because nobody ever actually thinks of the homeless ever unless forced to. It's still anti-homeless though, sure.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

SpacePig posted:

Near as I can tell, the only stories of people making good money on cryptocurrency are people who got in very early and sold at a peak, people actively manipulating a market for one, or the creators of one selling off everything the second it gets popular.

Satoshi owns around 50% of all bitcoins that can ever exist (not that currently exist, can exist) but his wallet hasn't made any transaction in like a decade. So he's sitting on this huge fortune in bitcoin that he can never access, because as soon as he does the number of coins in circulation more than doubles and the price craters.

I'm hoping that Satoshi is literally the Joker, and is just waiting for the right moment to bring this entire insane edifice crashing to the ground.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
I like how the creator of Bitcoin isn't even known and everyone is just ok with that and willing to put up their entire life savings into this useless token system with a mystery creator.

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

ArmZ posted:

as if the mark up isn't already 300% or whatever

The first real job I had was at a snack bar with a soda fountain and I vividly remember my boss losing his poo poo because I threw out a few cups that got stepped on and had dirty shoe prints on them. He said cups cost them 10 cents each and looked at me like some teenager was going to sweat 40 cents in cups? The smallest size was sold to customers for $5, equal to a full hour's pay for me at the time.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Shame Boy posted:

I'm pretty sure nobody was thinking about the homeless when they came up with this bullshit and it's more about being able to flip a switch and limit you to only 1 refill or whatever

fountain soda is dirt cheap they probably spent more on the anti-theft tech then they were losing in extra refills

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
they’re not actually “losing” anything on extra refills, this is probably corporate mandate some senior VP came up with to justify their request for a seven and a half figgy bonus

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

The Nastier Nate posted:

fountain soda is dirt cheap they probably spent more on the anti-theft tech then they were losing in extra refills

Oh absolutely, though from what I understand the coke freestyle machines raise the cost of the syrup by like 800% because it comes in what are basically ink cartridges now, but that just means it costs the restaurant 0.08 cents per gallon instead of 0.01 cents

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Strom Cuzewon posted:

Satoshi owns around 50% of all bitcoins that can ever exist (not that currently exist, can exist) but his wallet hasn't made any transaction in like a decade. So he's sitting on this huge fortune in bitcoin that he can never access, because as soon as he does the number of coins in circulation more than doubles and the price craters.

I'm hoping that Satoshi is literally the Joker, and is just waiting for the right moment to bring this entire insane edifice crashing to the ground.

he prolly was finney and hes dead

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