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stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Code Jockey posted:

yessss more "am I having a stroke" memes please

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

# ? Jul 30, 2021 06:50

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GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

Code Jockey posted:

yessss more "am I having a stroke" memes please

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# ? Jul 30, 2021 06:50

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Paladinus posted:

It's 'of IN'. You need to emphasise the 'in' for the joke to joke to work to joke.

Get me a jury and show me how you emphasize IN after of, and I'll dig up the piano crate Orson Welles was buried in and go down on him

# ? Jul 30, 2021 06:51

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

# ? Jul 30, 2021 06:57

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

But do you shave it first

# ? Jul 30, 2021 06:58

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Pluck it first*

They have feathers

# ? Jul 30, 2021 07:22

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

FFT posted:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

It's just common sense.

# ? Jul 30, 2021 07:34

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Memento posted:

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

It's just common sense.

Common sense, my rear end. When you're in a position to be do so far as to go when you are, as you're even to start thinking about what you're even going to thereby choose to do with, you can't even begin to put into perspective where the what really even thinks. To put it succinctly, there just isn't much when in the what that really do what it even can, and then what? Something you gotta even really consider is that like a season in the wind, time will always want to escape into there, and there's nothing you can be about doing it.

# ? Jul 30, 2021 07:39

Frazzbo: Feb 2, 2006; Thistle dubh

Heath posted:

Common sense, my rear end. When you're in a position to be do so far as to go when you are, as you're even to start thinking about what you're even going to thereby choose to do with, you can't even begin to put into perspective where the what really even thinks. To put it succinctly, there just isn't much when in the what that really do what it even can, and then what? Something you gotta even really consider is that like a season in the wind, time will always want to escape into there, and there's nothing you can be about doing it.

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

mmm, love that fiber

# ? Jul 30, 2021 07:54

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Bird, human, or Chinese gooseberry?

# ? Jul 30, 2021 08:23

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Platystemon posted:

Bird, human, or Chinese gooseberry?

yes yes no

# ? Jul 30, 2021 08:24

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

This is legit the best way to eat kiwis. The skin adds a good texture and chew, and it feels like you�re biting into a hairy tarantula butt. Plus it freaks people out when they see you do it

# ? Jul 30, 2021 08:45

hallo spacedog: Apr 3, 2007; this chaos is killing me
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Ziv Zulander posted:

This is legit the best way to eat kiwis. The skin adds a good texture and chew, and it feels like you’re biting into a hairy tarantula butt. Plus it freaks people out when they see you do it

Once in your mouth I feel like the hairy texture doesn't even register anymore. I also eat them this way.

# ? Jul 30, 2021 10:24

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

hallo spacedog posted:

Once in your mouth I feel like the hairy texture doesn't even register anymore. I also eat them this way.

The old thread title was incredible but like hell I was passing that up.

# ? Jul 30, 2021 10:47

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

Ugly In The Morning posted:

The old thread title was incredible but like hell I was passing that up.

It�s true tho. That first bite into a kiwi is just getting over that mental block. They�re better with the skin on

# ? Jul 30, 2021 11:11

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Their are lil� Chinese gooseberries (Actinidia arguta vs. the common A. deliciosa or the �golden��A. chinensis) that basically require eating skin and all unless you want to perform surgery on a grape.