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hey, can you come back and pick me up? renaissance is just the name of the hotel, and i feel really underdressed for this job fair
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Jul 31, 2021 19:48
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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geico booth is poppin' today but i'm pretty sure it's just because of the swag they're giving away
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Jul 31, 2021 19:49
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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even if you don't think you have the technical skills to participate, you should at least go check out the hack-a-thon we're sponsoring this weekend. it's in Ballroom C.
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Jul 31, 2021 19:50
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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almost every resume is printed on parchment paper, so all the white copy paper ones stand out
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Jul 31, 2021 19:52
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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eyeing the "ye old hog smasher" booth and wondering if i can heft the giant hammer
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Jul 31, 2021 20:06
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Dreading the part where I have to present myself to my liege lord and request to be released from his service, so I can start applying for other jobs.
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Jul 31, 2021 20:19
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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booth with two nervous kobolds looking to hire adventurers to protect their "abandoned" mine
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Jul 31, 2021 20:52
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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there are many craftsman positions in our guild in the tri city area, but those who wish to employ in sales and marketing must relocate to the realm of Cleveland
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Jul 31, 2021 20:58
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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the yeoman recruiters brought a climbing wall and are promising a ten guinea signing bonus and free education at any of the king's colleges
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Jul 31, 2021 21:08
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- Code Jockey
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guy at the thieves guild table ironically getting more and more upset as people keep taking branded skeleton key keychains off the table without actually talking to him about the guild
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Jul 31, 2021 21:52
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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guy at the thieves guild table ironically getting more and more upset as people keep taking branded skeleton key keychains off the table without actually talking to him about the guild
"dude... i can tell you're a loving paladin, you don't even have a need for that"
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Jul 31, 2021 22:07
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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you might think having the company pay for a mobile sorcerer and crystal ball is a perk but all that really means is your boss is going to interrupt you outside of work hours every time a serf gets trampled by a plow horse
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Jul 31, 2021 22:21
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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- need to know 5th level spells
- must have at least 70hp
- +2 or better weapons an absolute must
- minimum of an 18 intelligence
- entry level position
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Jul 31, 2021 22:38
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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- alignment must be a "good fit" with the existing members of the party
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Jul 31, 2021 22:47
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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A New Life Awaits You In The New-World Colonies
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Jul 31, 2021 23:14
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Play Conquistador Simulator for free and find out if the Conquistadors are right for you!
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Jul 31, 2021 23:18
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- Code Jockey
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Running a temp agency for jousting and other competitive sports held at the castle
"How are the benefits? Health care? Seems like there's a lot of turnover, I see your horse drawn carriage at the castle quite frequently, bringing new hires"
*laughs off comment awkwardly, looks down at notes saying DON'T MENTION THE BLACK KNIGHT, tugs at giant ruffled collar*
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Jul 31, 2021 23:23
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Consort looking for bass viol player. Must have own transportation.
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Jul 31, 2021 23:31
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- Code Jockey
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*angrily looking over at the horse drawn corpse transport company booth from my booth advertising that me and my brother'll do it for a half a silver*
They'll put us out of work, they will, those bastards and their automation, A HORSE CAN'T CARRY A CORPSE LIKE A MAN CAN, YE BASTARDS, AND UNLIKE YOUR PRECIOUS HORSES WE ONLY poo poo ON THE ROADS WHEN WE ABSOLUTELY MUST I swear Ulrich it'll be the death of us
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Aug 1, 2021 00:20
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- Code Jockey
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"So here's the idea then, yeah? You bring your horse to our farm, and we pay him to walk in circles all day long. When he walks a certain number 'a circles, we pay you a bit of coin."
"But this doesn't look like any coin I've ever seen, can I spend it anywhere in the kingdom?"
"Aye, aye. Alley behind the blacksmith, One-Eyed Erich will trade you those bits of coin for some of this powder, yeah? What lets you see ghosts"
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Aug 1, 2021 00:28
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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recruiter notices someone pick up and read a pamphlet at a booth and waves her off for being overqualified
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Aug 1, 2021 01:52
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- Code Jockey
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recruiter notices someone pick up and read a pamphlet at a booth and waves her off for being overqualified
lol
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Aug 1, 2021 02:26
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- Finger Prince
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I like your ears, are you an elf then? Uh huh. Half-goblin, right, I see. Well that's excellent, because we're really looking to up our diversity in the guild!
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Aug 1, 2021 03:48
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- Finger Prince
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I'm thinking of applying as an intern for the Dragonslayer's Guild, but I hear the hours are bad and I'm worried about burnout.
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Aug 1, 2021 03:50
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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If you want to teach an intern, start with his grandfather.
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Aug 1, 2021 04:52
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- Code Jockey
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"Do you have any open human resources positions?"
*deformed, filthy, hunchbacked villager behind the "West Lincolnshire Cabbage Pickers" table stares at me confused for a moment, and shrugs* "pay is a silver per crate an' if they catch ye stealin' a cabbage it's a finger it'll cost, it is"
"I really need to put these certifications to work for me, but you can't beat that kind of starting pay in THIS kingdom..."
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Aug 1, 2021 05:07
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- Escape From Noise
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Hear ye! Hear ye! New opening available for town cryer! Qualifications inclu-wait! They're having me advertise for my replacement! Assholes!
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Aug 1, 2021 06:06
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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recruiter notices someone pick up and read a pamphlet at a booth and waves her off for being overqualified
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Aug 1, 2021 06:29
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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asking about a pharmacy tech position at the walgreens booth, and unsure how to make eye contact with the pharmacist who is wearing a black cloak and plague doctor bird mask
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Aug 2, 2021 16:36
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Litter carriers wanted! Make money in your free time!
*This is an independent contractor position. Must provide own litter.
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Aug 2, 2021 16:48
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- Ventral EggSac
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Trying to carry all of my farm implements into the hotel lobby so people can see how good I am at scything and stuff
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Aug 2, 2021 17:06
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- Escape From Noise
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We're looking for some pikemen. We'll provide you with training and a banner. Must supply your own armor and pike.
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Aug 3, 2021 12:47
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