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MOTN?
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PAINMAKER VS MDK 63 41.45%
ELIMINATION TAG 82 53.95%
ARCHER VS HIKULEO 2 1.32%
FTR VS PNP 5 3.29%
Total: 152 votes
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El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
I am not convinced that Windham Rotunda is actually a bad wrestler, too many guys left WWE and suddenly could wrestle

Of course it goes the other way too but we'll see

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/RyanLoco/status/1421489139313221634

AEW Rampage: The First Dance: So good, you'll dump your girlfriend for it. Friday, August 20th at 10 PM!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God :xd:

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

MJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/RyanLoco/status/1421489139313221634

AEW Rampage: The First Dance: So good, you'll dump your girlfriend for it. Friday, August 20th at 10 PM!

that couple keeps breaking up on flights!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

JUNGLE BOY posted:

that couple keeps breaking up on flights!

Ahh man, is it just a repurposed meme? That's a shame.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



MJeff posted:


Or maybe just doing a thing with Martha to honor Owen.

That would really piss off the Vincels

Especially if he gets put in the video game and gets an action figure out of it

Davros1 fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Aug 1, 2021

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


TJ Wilson is All Elite

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

if this keeps up, Rampage is gonna turn into hour 3 of smackdown.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

MassRafTer posted:

Owen Hart tribute show for the Owen Hart Foundation.

Ends with Oj putting QT in the Sharpshooter while -1 kicks Solo in the nuts.

Has a date been announced yet?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Has a date been announced yet?

I am just speculating, there is no date.

The Oj/QT spot is absolutely confirmed though.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


MassRafTer posted:

Owen Hart tribute show for the Owen Hart Foundation.

Ends with Oj putting QT in the Sharpshooter while -1 kicks Solo in the nuts.

Simpson?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Yeah he's gonna manage Jay White.

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug

Dango Bango posted:

TJ Wilson is All Elite

Turns out Bison Kidde's neck is perfectly fine, problem was that he was listening to the WWE doctors

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

On Danny Limelight.

There's a lot of guys on DARK where sure they're a bullseye but at this point it's like firing an arrow at a target so full of arrows that the arrow just bounces off/gets stuck in all the other arrows.

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
Danny is really good but right now the best he could hope for in AEW is to be a high quality jobber ala Matt Sydal and if he wants to do more than that then he should absolutely go elsewhere and try to come back later if he wants

Lethrom
Jul 12, 2010



Should go hang out in DDT for a lil bit and fight Takeshita some more imo

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I hope the river rises high enough that more companies can afford to pay wrestlers more than peanuts and give them more exposure than the TVGuide channel and iPPVs. Because there is just way more talent out there than what AEW can utilize and roster bloat is real.
And nobody should have to sign with WWE for just that reason.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
if we really are entering into a lil wrestling renaissance, i expect the indie guys to be the largest benefactors, proportionally speaking, with millions tuning in to wrestling on TV again, you have tons more people in cities wanting to get out to shows, and a lot of them are pretty family friendly these days, so it's gonna be a good, fun night out

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
Impact should completely rebrand itself and go either in a fully sports-like direction or go in a Lucha Underground direction, so long as the product style is Diet WWE and they're using that tainted brand I don't think it'll ever go anywhere again

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the return of pancrase led by sami callihan and no way jose

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

I hope the Big LG Luke "Sex Ferguson" Doc Dangly Gallows never goes away and keeps making cum jokes in AEW until he's 69. I don't care if he wrestles bad. He makes me laugh and that's not something everybody on the roster can do.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

He jerks off so freakin much.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

he got high in a Daly's Place toilet and TK caught him.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
LG brings “big oaf” energy to AEW which otherwise it would lack

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

smizz wizz elicits a very deep and primal type of chuckle whenever i think of it

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i wanna sit inside a beat up lovely Pontiac firebird with Doc and roll a joint while credence plays on the radio

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
doc trying to tell a road story and he's laughing so hard he's spilling ditch weed all over hisself

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Cavauro posted:

the return of pancrase led by sami callihan and no way jose

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

doc gallows is like if the entire kliq's best traits were drained of them and put into a guy. he is a jolly festive guy i got love for him

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Put Sour Boy on Dynamite

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Put Sour Boy on Dynamite

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Put Sour Boy on Dynamite

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



There is absolutely zero reason to care about or like Gallows unless you watch BTE or whatever and are down with the *checks papers* cum jokes. He sucks rear end and needs to be on TV about as much as Mel

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

a cyborg mug posted:

There is absolutely zero reason to care about or like Gallows unless you watch BTE or whatever and are down with the *checks papers* cum jokes. He sucks rear end and needs to be on TV about as much as Mel

Kurt drives the cum truck to the entrance of PSP

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I am willing to broker a compromise where Doc Gallows appears on AEW television regularly, but the only time he's in the ring is to do his getting-tumbled-over-the-ropes spot during a brawl. Otherwise he can stick to what he's best at, which is miming smoking weed and wearing and discussing danglies

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

I like to smizz wiz And catch a cizz daily

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

guy who gets confused and smizz’s his cizz

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



xbilkis posted:

I am willing to broker a compromise where Doc Gallows appears on AEW television regularly, but the only time he's in the ring is to do his getting-tumbled-over-the-ropes spot during a brawl. Otherwise he can stick to what he's best at, which is miming smoking weed and wearing and discussing danglies

Tough but fair

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I can't hate Gallows, no matter what happens

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


neoaxd posted:

He jerks off so freakin much.
does so many jobs for himself he can't do them for anyone else

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