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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

sticklefifer posted:

Wait until they hear about NJPW also having two guys named Takahashi.

Vince to Johnny Ace "we freed up some budget, sign that hot Takahashi guy from New Japan!"

"you got it boss!"

*a few months later*

"jjjjjjjjooooooHNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

*dunk da dunk da didddle dee dunk*

(It's confirmed Johnny Ace once signed the wrong "one legged" wrester, and less confirmed but fits the time frame the entire reason Yoshi Tatsu was signed to WWE was he was meant to sign the NJPW up and comer Hiroshi Tanahashi and couldn't tell the difference with Naofumi Yamamoto)

Also a twitter random being smarter than other twitter randoms is like a double rainbow

https://twitter.com/TommyToughnuts3/status/1421626160321081346

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

sticklefifer posted:

Hiromu would fit in well with Best Friends imo

:wrong:

Best Friends already has Okada and the rest of Chaos. They don't get LIJ too.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Could of been worse, NJPW could of given WWE Tanahashi instead of Kotaro Suzuki when TV Asashi told them to give WWE a wrestler

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Yeah, I was like "Hey, they got TAKA for some dates, neat" because it's just so alien to me that anyone could even pretend to mistake Tanahashi and him.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Gaz-L posted:

Yeah, I was like "Hey, they got TAKA for some dates, neat" because it's just so alien to me that anyone could even pretend to mistake Tanahashi and him.

I would bet money Vince Russo probably did this at some point when Tanahashi was in TNA

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
It's even dumber because he says he's the INDEED guy, which was Funaki. He did a triple racism.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Benne posted:

TAKA and Hiroshi look literally nothing alike, even by racism standards that's extremely lazy

It's like the people who tried to claim that Hikaru Shida was ripping off Asuka or whatever. You're being both racist and really loving stupid.

They were tag team partners!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzZqZRA3ZFg

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

In fairness Taka was INDEED adjacent. So its like 2 1/2 racisms.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

sticklefifer posted:

It's even dumber because he says he's the INDEED guy, which was Funaki. He did a triple racism.

Jesus Christ he DID mean Funaki as they have similar blonde hair so a very very passing resemblence. He's so racist he couldn't even remember which was which.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/ImChelseaGreen/status/1421521529158914049?s=20

Me: Oh nice, a wrestler showing support for Bray
Also me, after reading the replies: :stonk: :cripes:

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Davros1 posted:

https://twitter.com/ImChelseaGreen/status/1421521529158914049?s=20

Me: Oh nice, a wrestler showing support for Bray
Also me, after reading the replies: :stonk: :cripes:

Holy poo poo did Bray die? Cause a lot of people in these replies are acting like being released is the same thing. And to the shock off no one most of them have WWE avatars.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
please respect the fiend's privacy

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

please respect the fiend's privacy

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

JT Smiley posted:

Holy poo poo did Bray die? Cause a lot of people in these replies are acting like being released is the same thing. And to the shock off no one most of them have WWE avatars.

It feels like Part 2 of the ACH "you can't talk about the issues because he might be mentally unwell" concern trolling. Like a different shade of "now is not the time to talk about gun control".

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

STAC Goat posted:

It feels like Part 2 of the ACH "you can't talk about the issues because he might be mentally unwell" concern trolling. Like a different shade of "now is not the time to talk about gun control".

Yeah, these people are definitely diehards that will probably lose their minds if their beloved Fiend works for the enemy.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


SatoshiMiwa posted:

Could of been worse, NJPW could of given WWE Tanahashi instead of Kotaro Suzuki when TV Asashi told them to give WWE a wrestler

Kenzo Suzuki. Kotaro was a NOAH graduate

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

JT Smiley posted:

Yeah, these people are definitely diehards that will probably lose their minds if their beloved Fiend works for the enemy.

https://twitter.com/HecBitw/status/1421637801892798464?s=20

It's funny because he'll 100% call Bray a has-been if he shows up in AEW.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale



I am having a real hard time getting my head around why that guy has such an indelible link between the expression ”you gotta be making GBS threads me” and a former coworker’s reaction to his lunch.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

some people have said Bray Wyatt/Fiend being released was a watershed moment for deranged WWE fans and I gotta say, after reading all the stuff today, they're on the money

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

DLC Inc posted:

some people have said Bray Wyatt/Fiend being released was a watershed moment for deranged WWE fans and I gotta say, after reading all the stuff today, they're on the money

Case in point

https://twitter.com/AaronWrotkowski/status/1421653882992828417

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Zombie Lemur posted:

Vince owns the company and its hos.

E: just so this isn't a complete emptypost, I will say that reading some of the WWE stans trying to rationalize/cope with Bray Wyatt being released is giving me some serious flashbacks to the 2020 election, when the hardcore chuds were trying every trick in the book to try and convince themselves that Trump was on his way to a second term :laugh:

Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Aug 1, 2021

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


TheJokerGaming2

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Destroy My Sweater posted:

https://twitter.com/HecBitw/status/1421637801892798464?s=20

It's funny because he'll 100% call Bray a has-been if he shows up in AEW.

Which one of his families?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Gumball Gumption posted:

Which one of his families?

:drat:

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
note: he predicted none of the things in his first tweet

https://twitter.com/JobberNationTV/status/1421658470550433792

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

note: he predicted none of the things in his first tweet

https://twitter.com/JobberNationTV/status/1421658470550433792

These will all come true, Joker Gaming be praised, by Fiendom come, they booking be done, in kayfabe as in a shoot

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Benne posted:

Bray Wyatt won Worst Gimmick twice, Worst Feud of the Year three times, and Worst Match of the Year four times. "Overrated" was the least of his problems.

And he might win worst feud and match this year for his WrestleMania match. I think that Alexa is a shoe in for worst gimmick so that might let Bray get an honourable mention as well.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I know it's because they are bad faith actors but it is a little disturbing to see the "don't believe the dirt sheets" types parroting about how he was taking time off for mental health issues and we can't know the real reason he was released. I don't think I've seen a reliable source reporting that he was taking time off for mental health issues.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1421660004009095168?s=20

He doesn't bring up "mental issues", but Sapp says he doesn't believe the "budget cuts" excuse

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/DonaldTrumpHOF/status/1421675496543227910

Lethrom
Jul 12, 2010




drat he invented Hawaiian pizza? Thanks Vince!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/JobberNationTV/status/1421560123860733953

Davros1 posted:

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1421660004009095168?s=20

He doesn't bring up "mental issues", but Sapp says he doesn't believe the "budget cuts" excuse

Because Sapp believes it was due to Wyatt being protective of his character. It wasn't budgetary because Wyatt was a net gain money wise.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

MJeff posted:

Because Sapp believes it was due to Wyatt being protective of his character. It wasn't budgetary because Wyatt was a net gain money wise.

Yeah, the mental heath deflect is weird and dumb because there is an obvious answer. He got cut because he was someone who wasn't just a cog in the machine.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Lid posted:

i unironically was like "hell loving yes" and thought i'd missed some news

https://twitter.com/wwe_wwf_Junkie/status/1420548464912568323

nope i just am too dumb to see a racism

This is like the Hannibal Burress bit where he thinks the old guy is glaring at him because he's buying 8 gallons of apple juice and not because he's out in public with his white girlfriend, because he got so excited about the apple juice he forgot about racism. https://youtu.be/Jdp8rW1yY0Q

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

MassRafTer posted:

I know it's because they are bad faith actors but it is a little disturbing to see the "don't believe the dirt sheets" types parroting about how he was taking time off for mental health issues and we can't know the real reason he was released. I don't think I've seen a reliable source reporting that he was taking time off for mental health issues.
It's literally just the Big Brother UK guy who makes poo poo up.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
So...meanwhile...is this the right thread to discuss how the tribalism—mainly from the pro-WWE side—is getting incredibly loving concerning? Especially in the last few weeks and then again in the last few days.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

yeah it's the thread for tribalism. mostly searching out tweets to respond to on here so that you "don't use twitter" though. Just playing around!

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

davidbix posted:

So...meanwhile...is this the right thread to discuss how the tribalism—mainly from the pro-WWE side—is getting incredibly loving concerning? Especially in the last few weeks and then again in the last few days.

I thought it peaked when someone faked a sexual assault allegation against Kenny last summer.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



davidbix posted:

So...meanwhile...is this the right thread to discuss how the tribalism—mainly from the pro-WWE side—is getting incredibly loving concerning? Especially in the last few weeks and then again in the last few days.
I am all for dunking on Mike Bennett for re-signing with WWE and asking for a release 4 months later when Matt Taven got great money from ROH but holy poo poo the venom in his mentions.

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DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

davidbix posted:

So...meanwhile...is this the right thread to discuss how the tribalism—mainly from the pro-WWE side—is getting incredibly loving concerning? Especially in the last few weeks and then again in the last few days.

I legit think it's less tribalism and more bewildering mental illness, idk how else to explain the poo poo I see on the reg from the twitter users we post here. Like not even just being a stubborn fan, like legit "tweeting 100 times a day at people" and saying incredibly stupid poo poo regularly

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