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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


YeahTubaMike posted:

According to the tweet, this is supposed to be Bloodborne as NYC, not actual NYC.

Actual NYC is indeed not like this most of the time.

I assumed since the tweeter and the tiktoker were different the tweet was a joke over an unrelated video

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

YeahTubaMike posted:

According to the tweet, this is supposed to be Bloodborne as NYC, not actual NYC.

Actual NYC is indeed not like this most of the time.
This is a tiktok that the unrelated tweeter tweeted with a punchline over it. The original is purportedly just her day in new york.

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling
Why is she an anime toddler?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Bonster posted:

Why is she an anime toddler?

I assumed that was the tiktok brand to get the clicks

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/viiiictoriiaa/status/1413347271836672004?s=21

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
This sequel to Lolita is terrible.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

AlbieQuirky posted:

This sequel to Lolita is terrible.

At least this one is over 18. (I'm assuming? I looked at the profile and there's an onlyfans link, which also makes me think it might be fake)

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




Zero messages before this point by the looks of it.

Not that I expect effort in these viral attempts.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Yeah it’s a findom girl looking for more people. It’s not that complicate nor is it believable lol.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

How do I find these people who's fetish is to give me money? I can safely say I would be a top in that relationship.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

bike tory posted:

How do I find these people who's fetish is to give me money? I can safely say I would be a top in that relationship.

Are you an attractive woman or able to convincingly fake being one?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

*Turns off monitor.

poo poo.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

unfortunately no, I'm going to need specifically the people who have a fetish for giving their money to awkward, sexually repressed neckbeards

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

bike tory posted:

unfortunately no, I'm going to need specifically the people who have a fetish for giving their money to awkward, sexually repressed neckbeards

Those are called IT departments and Tech support call centers.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

ok but unfortunately I will also not be providing them any IT or other kind of tech support

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Why was this woman going to meet her date/fuckbuddy for the first time accompanied by her adult daughter?

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

bike tory posted:

ok but unfortunately I will also not be providing them any IT or other kind of tech support

Captain Monkey posted:

Those are called IT departments and Tech support call centers.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



BrigadierSensible posted:

Why was this woman going to meet her date/fuckbuddy for the first time accompanied by her adult daughter?

Pornhubs front page has normalised such things

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
e: nvm, upthread

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Elysiume posted:

e: nvm, upthread

not much, what's upthread with you?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

bike tory posted:

not much, what's upthread with you?
nvm deez nuts

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Captain Monkey posted:

Yeah it’s a findom girl looking for more people. It’s not that complicate nor is it believable lol.

I am capable of sort of reverse engineering an understanding of most fetishes, but findom is without a loving doubt just the most laughable poo poo imaginable.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

As a guess I'd say findom was related to humiliation and submission?

What could be more humiliating to a rich guy than to give his money away when told?

But I strongly suspect there are way more women "into" it than guys who are. They hear there are a few cases where it actually worked and think "Free money!" without realizing it's probably pretty rare, just like old fat guys all want to find a hot young chick who has a fat old guy fetish.

I don't have any numbers to back that up, so I could just be talking out of my rear end. But that's a fetish for another day.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007





Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

i super dgi

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Pththya-lyi posted:

i super dgi

I guess the kid drew a dick

And by a kid, i mean the guy who posted it

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I think it's the tail. And it's one of the ponies.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Yeah idgi either


*sigh* guess it's time to pull out the old Mjq Jazz Bar posts again

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I guess the kid drew a dick

And by a kid, i mean the guy who posted it

It's a tail, idgie

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


And the coworkers just stared at his 'punchline' blankly, and without missing a beat the female coworker said 'actually it's because you'll die without ever feeling a women's touch", then all the coworkers applauded and gave her $100.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
It's true, I was there and I gave her the $100

E: I don't even get how that joke "destroys" feminists. The joke is just that lesbians don't want to engage in sex acts with a man, which yeah, no poo poo. It's not an appropriate joke for work, sure, but she agreed not to report him to HR before he told it. Is that the big win? That he got her to sanction him telling a dirty joke at work?

Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 02:53 on Aug 1, 2021

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

That might be the only way to convince them. Convince right wingers that Biden doesn't want them to wear masks or get vaccinated.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
That one falls under “almost certainly didn’t happen but anti-maskers would be dumb enough to fall for it if it did”

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Pththya-lyi posted:

E: I don't even get how that joke "destroys" feminists. The joke is just that lesbians don't want to engage in sex acts with a man, which yeah, no poo poo. It's not an appropriate joke for work, sure, but she agreed not to report him to HR before he told it. Is that the big win? That he got her to sanction him telling a dirty joke at work?

The point was that the fake screeching feminist said that there was literally nothing at all that a man could do that a woman couldn't. Since the joke only makes sense if a man tells it, logic has once again trumped feminisms. :smuggo:

John Murdoch has a new favorite as of 06:39 on Aug 1, 2021

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

The joke also makes sense if a straight woman tells it. It's just a bad joke.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
...a woman can tell this joke since it's only masturbation if it's the lesbian's own hand

e: beaten like an emotional argument vs facts and logic

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I don't understand why the imaginary people didn't then report him to HR :confused:

Like, so what if he imagined they promised not to?

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Also those two fingers aren’t typically the combination women use to masturbate

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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Kit Walker posted:

Also those two fingers aren’t typically the combination women use to masturbate

Right, there is a WHOLE JOKE about the lesbian manicure and this idiot just ignored it

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