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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Jakabite posted:

I don't think naming a vessel after him is quite the own the fubpees are going to think it is

I think the gimmick is there is absolutely no proposal to name a vessel after him and the point of the funding is to just get kippers to give the RNLI a bunch of money which they obviously will not use to buy a nigel farage themed hovercraft, regardless of whether they use the correct picture as illustrated:


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Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Noxville posted:

I think they have this idea that politicians make people like them by travelling the country and meeting them in person. Which even if that we’re true, I don’t think Labour have decades to spare for Keith to meet every single voter personally, and the man himself is a void of charisma such that no good would come of it anyway

I've said this before, but this is something they are cargo culting from Corbynism. Corbyn did alot of "go out to places and meet people/give speeches", and they were popular and well attended. So Starmers team wants to replicate that (what person with an ego doesn't want crowds chanting their name?) without understanding how or why Corbyn achieved that via a vision. Contemporary Blairism didn't give a poo poo what the people thought of them, only what the press thought, but Starmerism wants to recreate that but doesn't understand it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Also Corbyn had massive rallies because lots of people wanted to see him, starmer goes to a pub and gets pissed with some local labour twat.

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
It's not going to buy a boat and I highly doubt the RNLI would break tradition to name it after a politician.

E: type on phone slow

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?


Did abi delete her twitter?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Lady Demelza posted:

It's not going to buy a boat and I highly doubt the RNLI would break tradition to name it after a politician.

E: type on phone slow

Oh I know.

He also does a fundraiser which I can't recall exactly is something like 'Save The Sun' (newspaper) and all the money raised goes to food banks or some such - I can't recall the details.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Looks like she just ate a ban, got a screenshot?

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

keep punching joe posted:

Looks like she just ate a ban, got a screenshot?

Huh, wonder what that was for. Nothing about it on Twitter yet?

Lady Gaza
Nov 20, 2008

I think she deactivates fairly often

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It says the account doesn't exist though, not suspended.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

Yeah, for mysterious impossible to fix down reasons she attracts a disproportionate amount of abuse from centrist melts for tweeting.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Abi frequently deletes her account and then reactivates again later. She only came back a few days ago.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
My first though was that that seems to be using twitter wrong.

My second thought is that using twitter is probably using twitter wrong.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
maybe cause of this one lol

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Comrade Fakename posted:

Abi frequently deletes her account and then reactivates again later. She only came back a few days ago.

Lol actually she just came back.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Dan Hodges is basically insane:

https://twitter.com/dpjhodges/status/1421755563898294273

I’ll c&p the text so people don’t have to give the Mail clicks. But he’s advocating for purging Momentum AND the FBPE set.

quote:

They've finally come for Ken Loach.

After standing candidates against Ed Miliband in 2015, dismissing Labour antisemitism as 'mood-music' concocted by Jeremy Corbyn's critics and demanding Labour MPs challenging it be 'kicked out' of their own party, the octogenarian film director is about to get the boot himself.

Loach's membership of Labour Against The Witchhunt will reportedly see him 'auto-excluded', after Keir Starmer moved to purge the hard-Left faction.

According to one Starmer ally, 'under Corbyn, those from the far-Left fringes with poisonous beliefs and warped world views were welcomed into the party.

Keir is right to stamp out antisemitism and toxic extremism and get the party back into the decent mainstream of Labour values'.

Which would be great. If that was actually what Labour's leader was doing.

Take the pledge to 'stamp out antisemitism'. Kicking racists out of the Labour party doesn't require any rule changes.

The Equality and Human Rights Commission report was clear. The problem wasn't a lack of rules but an absence of the political will to enforce them.

'We found specific examples of harassment, discrimination and political interference in our evidence,' the report concluded, 'but equally of concern was a lack of leadership within the Labour Party on these issues.'

Yet the person who was responsible for that leadership vacuum – Jeremy Corbyn – was readmitted to the Labour Party last November.

So, if the real purpose is 'stamping out antisemitism', Corbyn has to be thrown out with the same alacrity as Loach.

Of course, it may be that the focus on antisemitism is just a smoke-screen.

The primary reason for the expulsions could indeed be to cast out those extremists who swarmed into Labour's ranks at the moment of Jeremy Corbyn's election.

But again, if that's the objective, it's hard to see how kicking out Loach will achieve that.

In addition to Labour Against The Witchhunt, Starmer has moved to proscribe Resist, Socialist Appeal and the Labour In Exile Network.

Until they were banned, I'd never heard of those last three.

And in briefings to the press, it was estimated maybe 1,000 members would be ejected as a result of the move.

But Labour's total membership remains more than 400,000. So Starmer's Great Purge is set to see the removal of no more than 0.25 per cent of his party's base.

And if you think that represents the extent of the hard-Left infiltration that occurred under Corbyn, I've got a Greek fisherman's cap to sell you.

If Starmer genuinely wants to move against the Corbynites who have hijacked his party, everyone knows which organisation he needs to proscribe.

On Election night, as the scale of Labour's latest implosion became apparent, Alan Johnson didn't furiously exclaim: 'I want them out of the party! I want Labour In Exile Gone!'

He correctly identified the plastic Marxists of Momentum as the architects of his party's defeat. If Starmer is serious, that's who he needs to target.

Momentum are the real party within a party. That's where the plot to reclaim and recast Labour in Corbyn's name is being hatched.

Ken Loach is an irrelevant Bennite relic. It's Momentum who have the numbers, resources and network to bring Starmer down.

Not to mention the will – unless he deals with them first.

But even if he does, that would only represent half the battle. Because the Corbynites aren't the only group of crazed ideologues within Labour who are intent on undermining Starmer's efforts to realign his party with the electorate.

In 2019, Labour lost for two reasons. Corbyn's alienation of Labour's working-class base. And the Remainers' alienation of Labour's working-class base.

Labour's stance on Brexit was as damaging to the party in its Red Wall seats as Corbyn was.

But there is little evidence that Starmer is prepared to confront his equally toxic – and obsessive – Follow Back Pro Europe (FBPE) faction.

If Starmer did move successfully against the Corbynites, at that moment the balance of power would shift decisively in favour of Labour's militant pro-Europeans.

The Corbynites were wrong about almost everything. But they did at least retain a healthy wariness of the zealotry of the FBPE crowd.

But with the Corbynites purged, those who see politics solely as a forum for replaying the 2016 referendum would be in the ascendancy.

At that moment, they would begin agitating for some form of 'rejoin' policy platform.

And even if those efforts were rebuffed, they would insist any Election campaign was fought on the basis of telling the British people 'we were wrong to leave, admit it'.

If you speak to Starmer's allies, they privately claim the move to eject Loach is about sending a signal that Labour has changed.

They also say it's only the first step in a broader process of internal party reform. 'Wait till we get to conference,' one Starmer ally tells me. 'He's going to go further.'

Maybe he will. But the reality is that while his Great Purge is using up internal political capital, it's providing a minimal political dividend.

If Starmer wants to signal his party is changing, he needs to shout it from the rooftops, not whisper it as part of some horse-trading in the corridor outside of Labour's National Executive Committee meeting.

Ken Loach's impending expulsion may have the Labour WhatsApp group buzzing but the aisles of Hartlepool Asda haven't come alive with shoppers excitedly exclaiming: 'Have you heard! Starmer's expelling the director of those gritty urban dramas Kes and Cathy Come Home.

'It's Labour all the way for me!'

Labour needs to show it's serious about antisemitism? Fine. Get rid of Jeremy Corbyn, the man who presided over his party's descent into the antisemitic cesspit.

Labour wants to show it's serious about purging the hard-Left entryists? Easy. Chuck out Jon Lansman, and proscribe Momentum, the parasitic vehicle he founded.

Labour has to communicate to voters in its former heartlands it's listening to them and learning? No problem.

Turf out Alastair Campbell or Andrew Adonis, or any of the other high-profile pro-Europeans who insist on telling Red Wall voters they were duped, and the 48 per cent were right all along.

But to do that would involve an actual fight. And Starmer doesn't want to fight to get his party back into shape.

He wants to fix and manoeuvre and nudge Labour back into electoral contention.

It won't work, though. Starmer doesn't have sufficient time. Slow, incrementalism won't be enough.

His enemies are already preparing. Labour's surprise victory in Batley upset their plans momentarily. But they are regrouping.

And when they judge the moment is right, they will strike. And, unlike Labour's leader, they will not do so incrementally.

Ironically, there is a template for Starmer to follow. Before the 2019 Election, Boris also needed to send a signal his party had changed.

He also had to show Theresa May's tortuous attempts to split the difference between her party's pro- and anti-Brexit wings were a thing of the past.

So he threw the pro-Europeans out. Winston Churchill's grandson. Two former Chancellors. Dozens of former Ministers.

All cast into the political wilderness on the eve of a General Election.

'It's madness,' one Tory Minister told me at the time. 'It'll split the party and we'll get hammered in the Election.' Instead the party rallied round and Boris romped home with a majority of 80.

But Keir Starmer does not have that political foresight, or courage, or ruthlessness. Yes, they've finally come for Ken Loach. But it's too late.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

bump_fn posted:

maybe cause of this one lol



Every once in a while I'm reminded that the PM's former mistress just announced to the world that she not only hosed Boris and he gave her taxpayer money for it, she describe loving him like having a binbags full of custard fall on top of you and like getting pumped by an asthmatic orangutan and nobody in the media really talks about it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Well harry cole wants to but he keeps having to run to the bathroom when he thinks about it.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
Mods please rename me to "Greek Fisherman's Cap"

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

https://twitter.com/RuaneSeamus/status/1421462898631749636?s=20


This was exactly my thought too. The huntin', fishin', shootin' brigade are always droppin' their gs.
'Soccer' is a contraction of 'association football' created at Oxford to seperate it from the more popular Rugby football. Same thing with fiver and rugger.

Toffs absolutely love mangling language, you've only got to talk to one for five minutes for them to start coming out with poo poo like 'Me and Limesy hid round the back of the cam with a bolly or two, it was totes crimes my fella.'


Comrade Fakename posted:

Dan Hodges is basically insane:

https://twitter.com/dpjhodges/status/1421755563898294273

I’ll c&p the text so people don’t have to give the Mail clicks. But he’s advocating for purging Momentum AND the FBPE set.
The problem with the EHRC report he mentions is that it's the one Corbyn refused to sign because it tried to define antisemitism as any criticism of the state of Israel. It would be like if the left tried to kick out any idiots in the party and then got a report that defined 'idiot' as 'having a name that begins with Dan and a surname that ends in Hodges,' it's circular reasoning.

Why am I applying research or logic to a Dan Hodges tweet.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
labour centrists have been watching the amazing grift the democrats operate in america and want some of that. perpetual losers getting a ton of donation money, and never actually having to answer to unions or working people in general? its their loving dream

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
The upper classes think that “lettuce” is an acceptable name for a girl because loads of them are descended from an actress called lettuce who was a king’s mistress, and that’s all you need to know about toffs.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Alexander Boris le Tuce Johnson

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Still can't believe jacob rees mogg's sister is called enunciation.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

bump_fn posted:

labour centrists have been watching the amazing grift the democrats operate in america and want some of that. perpetual losers getting a ton of donation money, and never actually having to answer to unions or working people in general? its their loving dream

I think UK Labour have encountered a small problem.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Drosophila Melanogaster Erasistratus Summorum Pontificum Rees-Mogg

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Yeah the dems have it both ways by using woke language and aesthetics to fundraise off the left and also doing deals behind closed doors with big business.

The labour right are so commitedly anti woke they can't do the former so just keep trying to do the latter instead,

which probably works somewhat for personal enrichment cause owning an opposition MP isn't nothing even if its not as good, and for big orgs it's cheap as chips to buy out MPs of any stripes

Labour have become psychotically committed to "better things aren't possible" as a public platform, rather than the dems having it as their private platform while telling people to vote for them cause they'll change America.
Its very idiosyncratic

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Guavanaut posted:

Drosophila Melanogaster Erasistratus Summorum Pontificum Rees-Mogg
this summons a racially insensitive goblin who funds terfs

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

learnincurve posted:

The upper classes think that “lettuce” is an acceptable name for a girl because loads of them are descended from an actress called lettuce who was a king’s mistress, and that’s all you need to know about toffs.

can i get a source on this because i desperately want it to be true

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

learnincurve posted:

The upper classes think that “lettuce” is an acceptable name for a girl because loads of them are descended from an actress called lettuce who was a king’s mistress, and that’s all you need to know about toffs.

How do we explain "Tuppence" then

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Comrade Fakename posted:

quote:

His enemies are already preparing. Labour's surprise victory in Batley upset their plans momentarily. But they are regrouping.

And when they judge the moment is right, they will strike. And, unlike Labour's leader, they will not do so incrementally.
i hate to bite on the Hodges-bait, but... who? as much as i'd love to see a group of strategic anti-Starmer masterminds capable of precise, coordinated, effective action, nothing springs to mind. seems like Hodges is doing a bit of the old "our enemies are very weak and also extremely strong"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

bump_fn posted:

can i get a source on this because i desperately want it to be true
It's spelled slightly differently but it's a real thing.

Failed Imagineer posted:

How do we explain "Tuppence" then
Agatha Christie's fault.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
"Lettice"

https://www.thebump.com/b/lettice-baby-name

Origin:Latin
Popularity:8444
Meaning:joy
Lettice as a girl's name has Latin origins. The meaning of Lettice is "joy". Is related to the name Letitia.


"Tuppence"

https://nameberry.com/babyname/Tuppence

Tuppence Origin and Meaning
The name Tuppence is a girl's name meaning "two pence".
This quirky British nickname-turned- real-name is most famously borne by English actress Tuppence Middleton, who was named for her mother Tina’s childhood nickname. There is also a British literary namesake in Agatha Christie’s fictional detective Tuppence Beresford, whose real name is Prudence.*

*I'm just reading a book with this character in it and that is how they discover that famous criminologist, barrister, MP and potential PM is in fact a giant crook. (because he signs a letter purporting to be from her to someone else as 'Twopence' instead of 'Tuppence'.)
I guess I should have spoilered that!

Ed: hm.. with that cv... barrister, MP, potential PM - does anyone spring to mind? cough former DPP person cough. Mind you, the crook was apparently very charismatic unlike the spoilered person.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Aug 1, 2021

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

bump_fn posted:

can i get a source on this because i desperately want it to be true

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lettice although I'm not sure which one of them shagged the king.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
hahahahahqhhqhahahhahahahshh

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lettice although I'm not sure which one of them shagged the king.

She sounds like a good sort:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lettice_Curtis

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Oh, now I've finally sat down to watch it, I have to echo the appreciation for The Watch. It's a comparison that I'm sure everyone will hate, but it reminds me of the Dirk Gently TV show (which I'm aware I'm possibly the only person, including the creators, to have actually liked).

If they'd tried to do a faithful adaptation it would have just been annoying and weirdly incomplete-feeling* because you lose the narrator's voice and thus big chunks of the story and setting which would have been clunky at best to put in the mouths of the actors. Instead by taking the most interesting bits of the characters and stories but setting them free of the books they given themselves the freedom to actually make a good show on its own terms.

* Like the Sky and Cosgrove-Hall ones were - although the Good Omens adaptation worked a little better, it was still lacking something (although it's notable that people I know who never read the book all absolutely loved it)

goddamnedtwisto fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Aug 1, 2021

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Mrs Boat and I also liked the Dirk Gently series, even though it had basically nothing to do with the books and was largely just Doctor Who with the serial numbers filed off. Unfortunately it's almost certainly gone forever because Max Landis is an enormous piece of poo poo.

We watched episode 4 of The Watch last night and it really feels like it went up a gear. The casting of Matt Berry as Gawain "Wayne" the Magic Sword was absolutely inspired.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

I've never read the Dirk Gently books but I did absolutely love the show.

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/Josh79227449/status/1421759178343948288

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