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| PAINMAKER VS MDK |
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63 | 41.45% |
| ELIMINATION TAG |
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82 | 53.95% |
| ARCHER VS HIKULEO |
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2 | 1.32% |
| FTR VS PNP |
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5 | 3.29% |
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Gambit from the X-Men posted:the drug addict Hangman Page may just want to go back home and spend a few years extremely high as poo poo in legal manners tbh they still ain't legalized it here in nc unfortunately 
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Aug 1, 2021 17:54
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i hope the first dance event is for a new match type called the dance where wrestlers have to constantly dance in-between doing moves. if they aren't doing a move or dancing then referees on the outside of the ring have to point at them and call them disqualified from the match. any wrestler who gets knocked down will have to at least keep themselves from being knocked unconscious and continue dancing on the way down and while they're getting up. if a wrestler gets hit with a superkick, bodyslam, or any other move and stops dancing even for a second then they're gone. the match is completely scalable in every way and shouldn't take more than 3 or 4 minutes whether there are two competitors or twenty
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Aug 1, 2021 17:57
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Cavauro posted:i hope the first dance event is for a new match type called the dance where wrestlers have to constantly dance in-between doing moves. if they aren't doing a move or dancing then referees on the outside of the ring have to point at them and call them disqualified from the match. any wrestler who gets knocked down will have to at least keep themselves from being knocked unconscious and continue dancing on the way down and while they're getting up. if a wrestler gets hit with a superkick and stops dancing for a second then they're gone. the match is completely scalable in every way and shouldn't take more than 3 or 4 minutes whether there are only two competitors or twenty finally, it is bushi's time to shine
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Aug 1, 2021 17:58
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Cavauro posted:i hope the first dance event is for a new match type called the dance where wrestlers have to constantly dance in-between doing moves. if they aren't doing a move or dancing then referees on the outside of the ring have to point at them and call them disqualified from the match. any wrestler who gets knocked down will have to at least keep themselves from being knocked unconscious and continue dancing on the way down and while they're getting up. if a wrestler gets hit with a superkick, bodyslam, or any other move and stops dancing even for a second then they're gone. the match is completely scalable in every way and shouldn't take more than 3 or 4 minutes whether there are two competitors or twenty sounds like Angelico is about to clean house
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Aug 1, 2021 18:01
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rantmo posted:And here I thought I couldn't love him any more than already did. Every wrestler we like is the exact same kind of socialist that I am. And the ones I don't like? Heh, I think you can guess what they are.
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Aug 1, 2021 18:02
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Didn't Kenny do some matches in DDT where the wrestlers had to start dancing whenever music played during the match?
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Aug 1, 2021 18:15
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rantmo posted:Hangman's baby announcement was early June and unless they were holding on to that sonogram for like, five months, there's no way the due date is Labor Day weekend. Aren't you supposed to wait at least three months for a pregnancy announcement?
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Aug 1, 2021 18:19
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Hellblazer187 posted:Aren't you supposed to wait at least three months for a pregnancy announcement? I don't think it's that long but I am resolutely the wrong dude to answer that question. In any event, this: StarkRavingMad posted:Yeah but, even if his wife's due date is a few months past All Out, Hangman may not want to be having a championship run at the same time as a new kid, and they may not want his first run to be a short one, so pushing it back would make sense makes a lot of sense and isn't something I'd considered.
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Aug 1, 2021 18:20
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In the alternate timeline where Lucha Underground becomes the second biggest promotion in the US and The Elite join it instead of forming AEW, there'd be a storyline where Silver has to go back in time to give Hangman a condom and ensure his title run. Anyway, Hangman's been pretty real with world issues, I wouldn't be too shocked if he decided he wanted the minimum involvement with the current tour after how Covid's been going, specially with his wife being pregnant.
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Aug 1, 2021 18:22
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Hellblazer187 posted:Aren't you supposed to wait at least three months for a pregnancy announcement? 3 months is when the chances of miscarriage drop significantly, yes.
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Aug 1, 2021 18:23
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unironically can we respect Hangman’s privacy about his pregnant wife
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Aug 1, 2021 18:24
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The Dark Order rolling into BTE with the coffin from the Darby vs Ethan match, filled with stuff for a baby shower. Hangman sees them, shakes his head and goes away.
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Aug 1, 2021 18:27
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Eat My Fuc posted:unironically can we respect Hangman’s privacy about his pregnant wife
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Aug 1, 2021 18:29
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Eat My Fuc posted:unironically can we respect Hangman’s privacy about his pregnant wife Well, the info about her being pregnant came from a happy post by him on instagram (including a picture of a sonogram) so we're not talking about anything he didn't publicly share on his own. I don't think speculating about how that may play into booking plans is infringing on his privacy.
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Aug 1, 2021 18:36
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MassRafTer posted:Yeah he's gonna manage Jay White. Gonna switch his nickname from Switchblade to Bronco as well
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Aug 1, 2021 18:45
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Yea it’s just the miscarriage speculation is weird to me but only a suggestion if it’s not weird to others carry on. the real miscarriage is that of justice by those drat dirty elite week in and week out
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Aug 1, 2021 18:45
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Good little piggies wouldn't question why Hangman's off the card. They wouldn't even remember Hangman was ever getting pushed. They'd just slurp up whatever zero build Christian match AEW deigned to film.
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Aug 1, 2021 18:50
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Eat My Fuc posted:Yea it’s just the miscarriage speculation is weird to me but only a suggestion if it’s not weird to others carry on. It’s not speculation, it’s just the conventional wisdom around when to announce a pregnancy widely.
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Aug 1, 2021 18:52
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MorningMoon posted:The Dark Order rolling into BTE with the coffin from the Darby vs Ethan match, filled with stuff for a baby shower. Hangman sees them, shakes his head and goes away. You reminded me that the Dark Order got to do the coffin dance meme for cody. Then I got sad for a minute.
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Aug 1, 2021 19:00
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the aew wrestlers are bad dads and won’t take time off to raise childs
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Aug 1, 2021 19:01
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My dad also wasn't home on Wednesdays because he was busy drinking and fighting and I'm fine
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Aug 1, 2021 19:07
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This *may* be the worst interim thread we've ever had. But look I'm gonna wait and see what happens. Dynamite will have at least one segment addressing what Page's current situation is re: All Out and beyond, I'm pretty sure of it.
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Aug 1, 2021 19:10
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Can't believe Big Biceps Tony shunted Hangman Page back to the midcard so he could put the AEW title on his unborn babby instead, smdh
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Aug 1, 2021 19:14
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HANGMAN ADAM PAGE: uh Tony I appreciate the hell out this whole build and everything but, um, my wife's due around All Out and I really want to take time off TONY KHAN: oh Adam dang that wasn't on anyone's radar, don't worry, we dropped the ball there, sure take as much time as you want KENNY OMEGA: with body held together by paperclips and staples please god
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Aug 1, 2021 19:15
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Kenny tricked Adam Page into impregnating his wife because he's a belt mark and wants to be the champion longer.
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Aug 1, 2021 19:16
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StarkRavingMad posted:Yeah but, even if his wife's due date is a few months past All Out, Hangman may not want to be having a championship run at the same time as a new kid, and they may not want his first run to be a short one, so pushing it back would make sense In addition to having a newborn during Covid times with potentially unvaxxed audience members has got to make the cowboy somewhat anxious
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Aug 1, 2021 19:18
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Quantum of Phallus posted:the aew wrestlers are bad dads and won’t take time off to raise childs https://twitter.com/RealKeithLee/status/1204984201260544005
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Aug 1, 2021 19:18
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who’s that
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Aug 1, 2021 19:19
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TV Zombie posted:In addition to having a newborn during Covid times with potentially unvaxxed audience members has got to make the cowboy somewhat anxious cowboys are wary not anxious. Making people wait for him to wear that important gold will make it all the sweeter.
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Aug 1, 2021 19:19
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Hopefully they don't wait too long because it's making some typically rational people here post like they've got joker avatar energy
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Aug 1, 2021 19:21
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MassRafTer posted:Kenny tricked Adam Page into impregnating his wife because he's a belt mark and wants to be the champion longer. Matt Hardy actually sent the sexts.
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Aug 1, 2021 19:21
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Orange Carlisle posted:Hopefully they don't wait too long because it's making some typically rational people here post like they've got joker avatar energy I didn't post here back when people actually watched wwe in psp but did people regularly have parasocial relationships with cm punk or John cena back then
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Aug 1, 2021 19:25
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Christian vs. Kenny at All Out would not be a good replacement for Page. I feel like OC is the best option to put out there and the crowd would stay behind him and not switch for Omega like they would if Christian was the opponent.
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Aug 1, 2021 19:25
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Kirios posted:Y'all love to be doom and gloom with AEW despite them never really disappointing with long term stories. Stop being so pessimistic and enjoy the ride. This ain't WWE anymore.
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Aug 1, 2021 19:26
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oh god not OC again
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Aug 1, 2021 19:26
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PS Doc Gallows owns and I'm glad he makes everyone in here mad
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Aug 1, 2021 19:26
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when it became clear that page was being replaced i remember you told me that it made you believe in no hangman, no cry. maybe that's why every little thing i do never seems enough for you. you don't want to lose it again but i'm not like them. baby, when you finally get to love somebody guess what. it's gonna be me
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Aug 1, 2021 19:28
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thatb thatb thatb thatb thatb thatb thatb
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Aug 1, 2021 19:29
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I impregnated Hangman Adam Page. Edit: I also impregnated Bryan and Punk.
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Aug 1, 2021 19:29
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The Fiend is the father!
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