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Nathan should be a 60s batman villain.
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Aug 1, 2021 16:31
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Mega64 posted:I enjoyed the friendly casual racism. I was confused when Howard's insult towards Ahmed was "black man". Is this a cultural thing or what
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Aug 1, 2021 16:38
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Has Nathen ever been photographed with his mouth closed, or at least not making that weird gross open-mouthed expression? 
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Aug 1, 2021 18:45
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Nathen Mazri told me to be alone. I hear and obey
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Aug 1, 2021 21:51
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Has Nathen ever been photographed with his mouth closed, or at least not making that weird gross open-mouthed expression? 
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Aug 1, 2021 22:19
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How many thousands of dollars has he spent on speech coaches to create the accented-no-accent dialect pastiche he speaks in? It's fascinating how odd it is
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Aug 1, 2021 22:21
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If Nathen ever shut his mouth, how would he be able to eat all that delicious lasagna (and also slip Garf that tongue)?
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Aug 1, 2021 22:23
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I think there's more to Nathen than just being the spoiled son of a super rich who was raised in isolation. There's plenty of arabian people who were in the same situation and they don't give off that "Alien trying to imitate a human" vibe.
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Aug 1, 2021 22:25
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Yaldabaoth posted:I think there's more to Nathen than just being the spoiled son of a super rich who was raised in isolation. There's plenty of arabian people who were in the same situation and they don't give off that "Alien trying to imitate a human" vibe. Maybe this is why his mouth is always open, his human suit is overly insulated or doesn't pass through certain gases he needs to survive?
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Aug 1, 2021 22:45
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pseudanonymous posted:Maybe this is why his mouth is always open, his human suit is overly insulated or doesn't pass through certain gases he needs to survive? 
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Aug 2, 2021 05:34
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That's probably a pretty accurate impression/imitation of what his entergaged customers do when they eat his food. The Big Cow Lasagna, the overcooked toppings on the pizzas with undercooked dough slathered in orange sauce, those coffees with orange peels at the bottom of the cup...you're making that face right now, aren't you?
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Aug 2, 2021 06:02
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Ok so the coffee with orange peel thing, there’s a shop near me that makes a mocha with orange peel in it. It’s good. His is probably not though.
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Aug 2, 2021 07:52
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Somebody photoshop nathans face onto the mystery of the druids box
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Aug 2, 2021 08:06
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pseudanonymous posted:Ok so the coffee with orange peel thing, there’s a shop near me that makes a mocha with orange peel in it. It’s good. His is probably not though. But does theirs entergage you with a cartoon cat tie in?
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Aug 2, 2021 08:16
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pseudanonymous posted:Ok so the coffee with orange peel thing, there’s a shop near me that makes a mocha with orange peel in it. It’s good. His is probably not though.
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Aug 2, 2021 08:48
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:How many thousands of dollars has he spent on speech coaches to create the accented-no-accent dialect pastiche he speaks in? It's fascinating how odd it is I'm guessing it's from theater or acting classes. I know someone who speaks with a similar affect and it's because of theater. They constantly sound like they're doing a character (badly).
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Aug 2, 2021 11:41
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Yaldabaoth posted:I think there's more to Nathen than just being the spoiled son of a super rich who was raised in isolation. There's plenty of arabian people who were in the same situation and they don't give off that "Alien trying to imitate a human" vibe. I mean you're not pulling it off, so no sense in judging
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Aug 2, 2021 12:29
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Big Beef City posted:I mean you're not pulling it off, so no sense in judging I'm not even trying to pose as human because quite frankly why would I even want to?
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Aug 2, 2021 12:33
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I can see candied orange peel as a garnish for a beverage but lmao at just skinning an orange and probably getting a ton of pith in there
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Aug 2, 2021 16:49
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:I can see candied orange peel as a garnish for a beverage but lmao at just skinning an orange and probably getting a ton of pith in there It's just a bit, it just adds a bit of flavor, I dunno, try it if you see it on the menu somewhere. It is kind of weird when it tries to go in your mouth or fit through the little hole in the coffee cup.
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Aug 2, 2021 17:01
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I could see it working with a place that actually knew what they were doing, but you know Nathen just sorta plonked orange peel intoa coffee and called it good.
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Aug 2, 2021 17:03
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Yeah if you shave the very skin of the orange, you get blissful little slivers packed with those delicious oils. As soon as you get that spongy white pith in there, it gets extremely bitter and astringent and lol I'm imagining just an entire discarded tangerine skin, with the little bit of green stem still attached, floating in a cup of coffee.
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Aug 2, 2021 17:08
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I'm pretty sure somebody posted a review when GarfieldEATS! was still open, and the orange garfaccino had actual honest to god huge chunks of whole orange peel in it, like they had orange for snack and took the discarded skins from the garbage bin as a practical joke. Orange zest is obvious, it's just a way to deliver essential oils, and anything that pairs well with chocolate (as orange does) is going to pair well with coffee, but it takes an entergager supreme to completely misunderstand the concept in an attempt to emulate the appearance of being classy. steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Aug 2, 2021 |
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Aug 2, 2021 18:24
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He should have served it in a hollowed out orange carved into the shape of a Garfield head.
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Aug 2, 2021 18:34
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do you think the orange skin is supposed to be like garf shavings?
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Aug 2, 2021 19:45
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Feline Mind Meld posted:do you think the orange skin is supposed to be like garf shavings? I don’t think Garfield would taste like an orange.
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Aug 2, 2021 19:52
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Aug 2, 2021 19:52
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Ambergris de Garf
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Aug 2, 2021 20:01
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Frank Frank posted:I don’t think Garfield would taste like an orange. Of course not Garf tastes like lasagne Nathan is literally shaking right now
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Aug 3, 2021 04:13
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Big Cow Coffee
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Aug 3, 2021 05:59
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not a bot posted:Big Cow Coffee See, the cows eat the coffee beans, and then poop out the beans, and that's the beans that go in the coffee. It's just like that one fancy coffee, except you use store-bought coffee and common cows (instead of civets and "coffee cherries", two things that are probably not even real) and pass the savings on to the consumer.
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Aug 3, 2021 06:52
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Did garfield, in fact, eat?
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Aug 3, 2021 17:39
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Shinjobi posted:Did garfield, in fact, eat? Every day buddy. Every goddamned day.
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Aug 3, 2021 17:40
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"I ate Mondays" - Garfield Arbuckle
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Aug 3, 2021 18:18
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:See, the cows eat the coffee beans, and then poop out the beans, and that's the beans that go in the coffee. I have to admire whoever tricked rich people into drinking coffee made from literal poo poo.
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Aug 3, 2021 19:33
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:See, the cows eat the coffee beans, and then poop out the beans, and that's the beans that go in the coffee. Faarm to plate, rear end to cup.
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Aug 4, 2021 08:48
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not a bot posted:Farm to plate, rear end to mouth.
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Aug 4, 2021 09:02
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2 garfs 1 cup (of discarded orange peels)
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Aug 4, 2021 11:13
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Yaldabaoth posted:I have to admire whoever tricked rich people into drinking coffee made from literal poo poo. I've had kopi luwak before which is the one made from cat poo poo. It was alright but when its brewed the whole room starts to smell like warm poo poo
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