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killer crane posted:Also Dale would wear a mask, but only for the gags about him trying to smoke with it on, and continuously lighting it in fire trying to smoke with one. dale is a resourceful, if crazy, man. he isn't an anti-vaxxer and he even wears a mask, but it's a half respirator that he's modified with a cigarette port
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Dale would think the anti mask people are working for those that created the virus so he'd wear a mask.
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Dale would think all these Q people are johnny-come-lately morons who have no idea what they're talking about because his many years of research have proven that the world government takes orders from the Bilderberg Group, obviously. Q isn't real.
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Dale, with glee, would spend at least 15 months holed up in his basement, which he has prepared for this (among other) scenarios. Unfortunately, he subsists on a diet of primarily dried corn products and gives himself pellagra, and eventually is checked into the hospital where everyone assumes he has brain fatigue from long covid.
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twistedmentat posted:Dale would think the anti mask people are working for those that created the virus so he'd wear a mask. He'd wear a mask half a year in advance due to increased amount of chemtrails, and would just continue wearing, because it's all connected.
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External Organs posted:Dale, with glee, would spend at least 15 months holed up in his basement, which he has prepared for this (among other) scenarios. Unfortunately, he subsists on a diet of primarily dried corn products and gives himself pellagra, and eventually is checked into the hospital where everyone assumes he has brain fatigue from long covid. My dew!!!!!
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Bobby would go overboard and wear a mask while sleeping and showering, enraging hank every step of the way. Bobby would then start a website where he documents people not wearing masks, which dale then uses to prove nomaskers are lizard people who cannot catch Covid
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Peggy by now is worried she is going to get rattedout for being part of Jan 6th.
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Boomhauer becomes a YouTube phenomenon when a video of him surfaces showing him confronting a maskless woman at a mega-lo-mart and successfully asking her out at the same time.
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Peggy: masks are, in my opinion, our first line of defense against this pandemic. (She pulled it down to say this)
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"hate masking? are you kidding, hank?? never before have i been able to enjoy such pure cigarette smoke outside the comfort of my home!"
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“Yep” “Yep” Dale on FaceTime “mhm hmm” Bill is dead
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Dale gets rehired by animal control to murder all the bats in the early days of the pandemic.
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Peggy would trill the "r" and pronounce it corrrrrrrronavirus
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:Peggy: masks are, in my opinion, our first line of defense against this pandemic. (She pulled it down to say this) This is the closest one to the actual character and I love it.
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Fur20 posted:dale is a resourceful, if crazy, man. he isn't an anti-vaxxer and he even wears a mask, but it's a half respirator that he's modified with a cigarette port this
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External Organs posted:pellagra, lmao I’m driving through Nebraska today and thought “I wonder if corn poisoning is a thing”
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We already know what mask Dale would use https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DirectReflectingGiantschnauzer-mobile.mp4
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Yeah, when covid first started, in the local southern as gently caress Walmart I saw a guy and his daughter in full gas mask gear. I couldn't help but think of Dale and Joseph. Making the characters as right wing and anti vaccine as possible isn't really keeping in the spirit of the characters.
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bobjr posted:Hank tries to sell propane over Zoom. Hank starts making absolutely insane sales numbers after Luanne walks by in a towel in the background during one of his client outreach calls, and word gets around, with other people hoping to see her too Hank doesn't realize this and just thinks that being forced to stay home has reignited peoples' passion for propane cooking
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Code Jockey posted:Hank starts making absolutely insane sales numbers after Luanne walks by in a towel in the background during one of his client outreach calls, and word gets around, with other people hoping to see her too "Peggy, at first I was worried about America, but I have seen the light of a hundred homes, their backyards lit with the sweet 6pm glow of propane doing what it does best: bringing us together, safely."
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External Organs posted:"Peggy, at first I was worried about America, but I have seen the light of a hundred homes, their backyards lit with the sweet 6pm glow of propane doing what it does best: bringing us together, safely." "Huh, why is Joseph ordering so much propane? Dale hasn't mentioned any shortages to me..."
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STANd your ground
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Code Jockey posted:"Huh, why is Joseph ordering so much propane? Dale hasn't mentioned any shortages to me..." Joseph would be spending all his meager money on Minh's secret onlyfans. Just him and Maddog dropping bucks to watch her clean guns barefoot.
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Code Jockey posted:Hank starts making absolutely insane sales numbers after Luanne walks by in a towel in the background during one of his client outreach calls, and word gets around, with other people hoping to see her too this is about as good of a modern reboot pilot as you could ask for
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John Redcorn would find himself flooded by people who want an All Natural Magic Indian Cure. At first he'd find it humorous and make a ton of money, but eventually he'd get sick of it and start coughing and acting sick to get them to gtfo. Cotton would sneer at wearing a mask, but after hearing there's a chance of ED after infection, he would force Hank and Bobby to wear two or three masks, because that "narrow urethra" can't get any more narrow. He'd wear masks himself and would tell off "Hank's wife" if she lowered hers to talk.
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GAT DANG IT WOMAN GET THAT MASK BACK ON RIGHT I AIN'T SURE WHICH IS MORE LIKELY TO ENSURE GH DOESN'T GET A LITTLE BROTHER, GETTING COVID-NINE-TEEEEN, OR HAVIN TO STARE AT THAT FACE OF YOURS WHILE I'M TRYIN TO EAT!
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Code Jockey posted:GAT DANG IT WOMAN GET THAT MASK BACK ON RIGHT 
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Cotton wouldn't do poo poo. He is uh, yeah.
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Japanese blew off his shins in the war after he killed fiddy men and he ended up with ankees. Aint no co-vid gonna git him.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Japanese blew off his shins in the war after he killed fiddy men and he ended up with ankees. Aint no co-vid gonna git him. But it'd kill Hank and Bobby. Or give Bobby a narrower urethra. Masks on, you commies!
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Luanne and Lucky would be the anti maskers because it violates an obscure precept of Lucky's code. "Now Hank I understand that wearing a mask is good and all, but my grandpappy said that no man, no matter how big, small, or well dressed, can tell a man what to wear. If blue jeans and a shirt were good enough for him, they're good enough for me."
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Actually based on Texas right now, it would be illegal for anyone to wear a mask. Buck died after going to a Trump rally. Hank runs Strickland, but he refuses to promote himself or give himself a raise. Minh's onlyfans is crazy hot, and Khan is totally okay with it.
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Testikles posted:Luanne and Lucky would be the anti maskers because it violates an obscure precept of Lucky's code. "Now Hank I understand that wearing a mask is good and all, but my grandpappy said that no man, no matter how big, small, or well dressed, can tell a man what to wear. If blue jeans and a shirt were good enough for him, they're good enough for me." heard this perfectly in his voice
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Everyone would think that Cotton Hill would think that covid was a product of the TOJOs. But much like the time he looked at Kahn and was all like "He's not Japanese................ He's Laotian", he'd tell everyone that it came from China, but the nazzys might have something to do with it too. Before telling Hank how he was a much better father than him because he raised Bobby, and "I only raised you". I only wanted an excuse to talk about Cotton, Nazzys and Tojos
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Aintcha Mr. Kahn?
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killer crane posted:Cotton vs proud boys when? I DON'T SEE WHY THEM SO CALLED PROUD BOYS IS CALLED THAT I GET MY ANKLES SHOT OFF BY THE NAZZIES AND I CRAWLED OFFA THAT BATTLEFIELD SMILIN', BUT THEM BOYS GET A WHIFF A' TEAR GAS AND THEY GO CRYIN TO THE TWITTER ABOUT IT!
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e-woah heemah
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