some plague rats posted:

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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I think the first stage of life is you know the names of famous people and you know why they're famous, the second stage of life is that you know their names but you have no idea what they've done or why their names are floating around, and the third stage of life is you don't know any currently famous people at all not even just names.

flavor.flv posted:

The trick to being out of touch is to have a partner who's out of time. Unfortunately they'll be out of their head when you're not around

ante posted:

in my area it's this loving log

They have line-ups to take a picture on it and everything. It's ridiculous - It's not a super difficult hike (about an hour from the parking lot), and is used as a subtle flex to prove how outdoorsy/adventurous you are. But only to people who haven't done the stroll themselves, really

So this summer I hiked out there and floated a hammock out there to gently caress with everyone



Influencers were really not happy about it

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

“They’re taking our jobs and they’re bringing drugs into our country” well that’s convenient because I love drugs and I hate working

ultrafilter posted:

This is from a discussion of overused backgrounds for online dating pictures:

ultrafilter posted:

This is from a discussion of overused backgrounds for online dating pictures:

freeedr posted:

e:
Also, good on hammock man there. I would spend all day on a water hammock, so those people would be out of luck for a good while.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

attach an umbrella to the hammock. use the umbrella to sail the hammock around a bit.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

attach an umbrella to the hammock. use the umbrella to sail the hammock around a bit.

some plague rats posted:

Oh, okay. I wouldn't know, you see I

















never watched it.

Big Beef City posted:

Island Kitchen is the place that one dude in your friends group always suggests first whenever "You guys wanna eat" is mentioned and is always immediately shot down but then ONE DAY, magically, when it's just you, them, and like one other friend you're like "Alright, alright, we'll go to loving Island Kitchen already. For you. We get it." And then you do and you think "the gently caress is this? But it made X happy I guess." and then for the rest of your time in the friend group, and it could be years, everyone can say "We just WENT to Island Kitchen" whenever they mention it.

The Bloop posted:

Island Kitchen looks good as hell

Big Beef City posted:

We JUST went

some plague rats posted:

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darksider9 posted:

Hello everyone. i am promoting my new website http://bit.ly/awtoSh I do not intend on paying anyone to visit or sign up i am simply requesting that you visit it.
it is a website based on methods of how to make a weekly income thank you for reading.

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Jet Ready Go posted:

I am Donald Trump and this is how I made my millions. By going to MoneyWinch.com

Nice posted:

I prefer cashwarlock.com

hypersober posted:

Opened this thread expecting a picture of my ex-girlfriend.

Nyc_Tattoo posted:

Alright people, go wild. Make this thread worth gassing while I ban this guy. Oh, please don't do anything that would hamper this guy's bandwidth or website, that really wouldn't be in the holiday spirit.

I haven't gone to the site, but with a name like moneywitch.com I would expect a porn site filled with cum covered witch faces, or a sandwich made of money. Either of those idea would probably increase the amount of visitors to the site. You will receive an invoice for my services of increasing your site traffic.

darksider9 posted:

why? what rules did i break exactly?

darksider9 posted:

if you really disklike what i have posted that much why do you spend so much time insulting me? seems to me you no loving life.

Xenopus posted:

We ALL disklike you.

darksider9 posted:

what do you know another loser with no life

Alkaphanel posted:

Wicked internet millionaires dont usually respond to their critics within a minute of criticism.

darksider9 posted:

you're one to talk you're gonna die a homeless lot lizzard giving handjobs to truckers and smelling of poo poo

Xenopus posted:

You know, you're right. I used to think I was a good person, with a good life. After all, I have a wide circle of friends, a job that pays well, a loving wife, and a supportive family. I own a house, a car, an iPod, and all the other symbols of adequate wealth fit for living a proud life in a major urban centre.

But I realize now it's all a facade. I'm like the proverbial snowflake -- unique, just like everyone else. The more I try to fit in, the more I feel alone, the more I feel alienated from myself and like a foreigner in my skin. I'm a fraud, a traitor to myself and a liar to everyone else. I built up a fortress of lies brick by brick to shield my soul from the horrors of the world, and then found myself stuck on the outside, a cipher to my own self. I smile even though I'm never happy, I tell my wife she looks good without even looking up. The only thing I feel other than sadness is anger, and even the spark of feeling my rage can bring is turning more into dull melancholy with each passing day.

I'm not sure what this new year will bring. I don't think I care. Maybe that's best.

Thanks, MONEYWITCH.COM.

Outrail posted:

BBC is a good poster when they're not losing their poo poo over nothing.

azurite posted:

Doesn't help that mechanics put lug nuts on ridiculously tight and it's basically impossible to get enough leverage with the provided tools.

Even worse, my brother in law's loving Ford took all day and trying a million loving tools to get a swollen nut off (Google it). Impact tools wouldn't even work. Had to run out and get a suitably sized socket, as well as calling in a 250lb dude to stand on my breaker bar before we could get it off.

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

After careful consideration, I did not google "loving tools to get a swollen nut off".

DarkHorse posted:

Brother brand laser printers are fantastic

flavor.flv posted:

Sure some brands are good but some are terrible and talking like Hulk Hogan isn't going to change that

ultrafilter posted:

This is from a discussion of overused backgrounds for online dating pictures:

ultrafilter posted:

This is from a discussion of overused backgrounds for online dating pictures:

do you feel me posted:

Making fun of people for their looks which they have no control over is so funnay amirite?

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flavor.flv posted:

There's no way this fucker meows. You pet him and he gives you, like, a proverb or some poo poo

Zopotantor posted:

A disciple asked master Pu Si if a cat can have the Buddha nature. Instead of an answer, the master rolled on his back and exposed the fur of his belly. When the disciple tried to pet him, master Pu Si scratched him vigorously. Then the disciple was enlightened.

davidspackage posted:

"Young fool, you open the door for me because I want to go outside, but when you let me outside, I want to be inside."

ultrafilter posted:

Rust Martialis posted:

A monk asked Jōshū, “Has a cat the Buddha Nature?”
Jōshū answered, “Mew.”

teenfeet posted:

a few thoughts:
i am sick to death of that pretentious grey haired man. he seems too old, his mannerisms make me feel uncomfortable and his voice is not all that.

ace young is cute, but the song he sung last night really sucked.
"sway" made a horrible song choice and is starting to become tiresome.
bucky is adorable. that kid from the woodlands, tx is cute, that little guy with the lisp is very sweet and charming. the guy with the big smile and the fro is good, but he'll never win.
elliot yamin is a great singer, but not a good looking guy. i really like daughtry.he's been one of my favorites since the beginning.
that nerd who does those swing frank sinatra songs need to be voted off this week. it's getting hard to watch.it's that bad. but, he seems to be one of those kids whose parents will rent a gymnasium full of phones and get friends to stack the votes for him. tiresome.

-teen

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Communist Toast posted:

What if jimmy neutron said BAJA BLAST! Instead of GOTTA BLAST?

Makes you think

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

If it is a movie or getting a theatrical release, then Sony owns it.

TV shows and online content don't need their input.

swickles posted:

Where does Spiderman: The Musical on Broadway fall?

8one6 posted:

Uncomfortably close to the audience, which was one of the reasons it was canceled.

ZeeBoi posted:

A lot of older British musicians are garbage people. It’s either brexit, racism, or pedophilia. Or a mix of those.

Disco Pope posted:

They're scared black people will steal the blues back if they're allowed to come too close.

ultrafilter posted:

DrPossum posted:

https://i.imgur.com/d6use5u.gifv

Cacator posted:

My neck, my back, my windshield it is cracked

The Kins posted:

man, all these high tech pissing games. my local bar just has a big picture of women pointing and laughing above the urinals.

trying to jack off posted:

thats a window