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MOTN?
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PAINMAKER VS MDK 63 41.45%
ELIMINATION TAG 82 53.95%
ARCHER VS HIKULEO 2 1.32%
FTR VS PNP 5 3.29%
Total: 152 votes
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Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

smarxist posted:

can't wait for the first wrestler inspired by the Zero Escape Trilogy

I didn’t really lose this match, I just needed to lose in THIS timeline so my consciousness could jump into the correct one where I win!

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

smarxist posted:

can't wait for the first wrestler inspired by the Zero Escape Trilogy

NO ONE KICKS OUT OF THE NONARY GAME

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva
not enough people are talking about kidd bandit, the protagonist of pro wrestling, future aew champion, and master of the beyblade

Mr Snips
Jan 9, 2009



wrestling is anime, but perhaps there is such a thing as too much anime in wrestling

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



Mr Snips posted:

wrestling is anime, but perhaps there is such a thing as too much anime in wrestling

Luckily, Kidd Bandit's anime levels are ideal.

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


Mr Snips posted:

wrestling is anime, but perhaps there is such a thing as too much anime in wrestling

This is what the next generational wrestling divide will be. 60 year old Kenny Omega talking about how sure he did a little anime stuff but he didn't reinact the entire series finale of Re:Zero in the middle of the ring, it's disrespecting the business.

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
I demand Kid Bandit have a Moppy gimmick with a body pillow.

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

rantmo posted:

Luckily, Kidd Bandit's anime levels are ideal.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


ShallNoiseUpon posted:

we need a kidd bandit gang tag

I wish I was better with animation, I want a gang tag of my new favorite wrestler so bad

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

So what's his username?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Animale posted:

Oh my god, he calls his OWA the Cruel Angel's Thesis.

Holy poo poo, is this true? This kid rules so much.

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Rhonne posted:

Holy poo poo, is this true? This kid rules so much.

And his leadup to it he calls the Beyblade. This kid is a spectacular nerd. Wrestling is going to be so friggin' insane in ten years or so.

https://twitter.com/kiddbanditpro/status/1422264004328652800

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Everyone's going to be saying Hangman who when this kid beats Kenny at All Out

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Kid Bandit gonna get a rude education about trademark and copyright laws

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Kvantum posted:

And his leadup to it he calls the Beyblade. This kid is a spectacular nerd. Wrestling is going to be so friggin' insane in ten years or so.

https://twitter.com/kiddbanditpro/status/1422264004328652800

That Kenny Omega handwave at the start too.

Kidd knows EXACTLY what he wants to be.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Kvantum posted:

And his leadup to it he calls the Beyblade. This kid is a spectacular nerd. Wrestling is going to be so friggin' insane in ten years or so.

https://twitter.com/kiddbanditpro/status/1422264004328652800

If I live that long and it’s all anime nerd poo poo I will probably have to watch WWE on Pluto TV or something

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Kvantum posted:

And his leadup to it he calls the Beyblade. This kid is a spectacular nerd. Wrestling is going to be so friggin' insane in ten years or so.

https://twitter.com/kiddbanditpro/status/1422264004328652800

When this kid gets some real strength and can do that move more confidently it’s going to be nuts.

As it is, already a fan.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Kenny needs to either beat this kid up or recruit him as his apprentice.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Rhonne posted:

Kenny needs to either beat this kid up or recruit him as his apprentice.

Obviously the former. He needs to Dio Brando this up

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Eat My Fuc posted:

If I live that long and it’s all anime nerd poo poo I will probably have to watch WWE on Pluto TV or something

Half anime and half mumble rap because wrestling is always 5 years behind

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Jonny Nox posted:

That Kenny Omega handwave at the start too.

Kidd knows EXACTLY what he wants to be.

The way he runs into the corner too. I was totally expecting a v-trigger.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Gumball Gumption posted:

Half anime and half mumble rap because wrestling is always 5 years behind

All the wrestlers will be dragging hard off xanax, jeff hardy will be seen as a pioneer of lean style

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
i kinda fell out of aew, but kidd bandit is bringing me back

when is he winning on the dynamite?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

https://twitter.com/jeffgerstmann/status/1422243229227896837

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/bio_bucks/status/1422309321384157186

Raising the dead

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

DEAR RICHARD posted:

i kinda fell out of aew, but kidd bandit is bringing me back

when is he winning on the dynamite?

He's already the new leader of the Dark Order and he kicked Hangman out. -1 is his biggest fan and doesn't care about 10 anymore.



My soul hurts.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/SilverNumber1/status/1422226445057863683?s=20
Lol these guys must get this poo poo all the time :cripes:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/shidahikaru/status/1422321067046195204

:3:

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Kidd Bandit gonna show up in a tag team with Kid Poker.

Mal-3
Oct 21, 2008

Rhonne posted:

Kenny needs to beat this kid up and recruit him as his apprentice.

I have fixed this to better reflect the proper shounen anime tropes at play here.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

BGrifter posted:

Kidd Bandit gonna show up in a tag team with Kid Poker.



scotty 2 hotty looking good but can he still do the worm

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

I really hope no-one sincerely suggested Cole. (TBH, I think Cole should go back to ROH, especially if they continue their transformation into a lucha promotion)

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

StarkRavingMad posted:

NO ONE KICKS OUT OF THE NONARY GAME

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Animale posted:

Oh my god, he calls his OWA the Cruel Angel's Thesis.

Been wanting Kenny to have a move named this. Kidd Bandit is ahead of the game.

Now just waiting for the Omega Sanction.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Kvantum posted:

And his leadup to it he calls the Beyblade. This kid is a spectacular nerd. Wrestling is going to be so friggin' insane in ten years or so.

https://twitter.com/kiddbanditpro/status/1422264004328652800

That pose before the beyblade has serious “I have the power of god and anime on my side” energy and I can’t decide if I love it or hate it

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

smarxist posted:

Obviously the former. He needs to Dio Brando this up

HOHO, So you're approaching me?!

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
The JPRG signs are coming from inside the ring

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

kid bandit was always bad.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
chudd bandit

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/stu_dos/status/1422290558995869700?s=19


https://twitter.com/AEWonTNT/status/1421942663507496961?s=19

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