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Zzulu posted:w-we already have tunnels These are very cheap, compact, convenient tunnels. Because they have no ventilation, emergency exits or anything to prevent them from being a death trap.
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Elman posted:These are very cheap, compact, convenient tunnels. They are also cheap because Elon can just make up whatever "price" he wants and nobody is going to question him.
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Thinking of writing a modern retelling of cask of amontillado but fortunato is a bitcoin grindset loser lured into a Tesla tunnel by a sinister tech guy and chokes on exhaust fumes. Masque of the red death but it's covid and the raven but it's an app or something, how many episodes do you need for hbo to give you a big cheque
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the sex ghost posted:Thinking of writing a modern retelling of cask of amontillado but fortunato is a bitcoin grindset loser lured into a Tesla tunnel by a sinister tech guy and chokes on exhaust fumes. Masque of the red death but it's covid and the raven but it's an app or something, how many episodes do you need for hbo to give you a big cheque Sorry black mirror already exists
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Failed Imagineer posted:Sorry black mirror already exists No this is specifically Poe stories retold. Like on the level of the baz luhrman Romeo and Juliet where the guns are called 'broadsword' sort of clunky analogies. Maybe amontillado is the name of a new driverless car. Tell me that you wouldn't get all the big brain columnists calling it a refreshing and cerebral retelling. I'd get enough buzz to direct one marvel/star wars film, stink the place out, get paid a wedge and never have to work again
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Yeah I can see it, go get that bread
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the sex ghost posted:No this is specifically Poe stories retold. Like on the level of the baz luhrman Romeo and Juliet where the guns are called 'broadsword' sort of clunky analogies. Maybe amontillado is the name of a new driverless car. Tell me that you wouldn't get all the big brain columnists calling it a refreshing and cerebral retelling. I'd get enough buzz to direct one marvel/star wars film, stink the place out, get paid a wedge and never have to work again Can you put me down as a Producer?
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Ummmmm fort Lauderdale is in Florida.....
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A tunnel in florida? So it's going to be underwater almost all the time? I guess Elon finally found a way to get some use out of that worthless rescue submarine he made.
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Amontillado is a strain of weed. Husk tell you to blaze it in his tunnel until a car runs out of battery in the the tunnel, someone behind gets rear ended and cooks off
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"For the love of God, Montresor! The wifi signal down here is terrible! "
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Palladium posted:Hmm no accidents will ever happen in a claustrophobic tunnel with next to no egress I hate driving through the Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel and not just because the traffic is always ludicrously backed up. Being stuck in a tunnel for 3.5 miles hoping there's not a fire or something sucks rear end. E: spelling like a dummy Forseti has issued a correction as of 18:34 on Aug 3, 2021 |
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The NFT of Amontillado. The Cast of Amontillado?
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The Skeleton King posted:A tunnel in florida? So it's going to be underwater almost all the time? I guess Elon finally found a way to get some use out of that worthless rescue submarine he made. Not just Florida, Miami Beach, where ground level is already under water most of the time.
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A fully sealed, water tight tunnel bursting up through the ground and anything above it when it starts to float
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HootTheOwl posted:The Podcast of Amontillado
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https://twitter.com/julianfeeld/status/1423006339962396678quote:Even though I have nerve damage and scarring, the accident is worth it to me to be debt-free.
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Here's some capitalism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTNktijjg7o Managed to dig yourself out of a financial hole and get a home? Your landlord from years ago might just come take your home to repay a 2,000 dollar debt!
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https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2021/08/pandemic-american-shoppers-nightmare/619650/ American Shoppers Are a Nightmare Customers were this awful long before the pandemic. This is a fairly good article, but it is funny how they're walking and whistling right past the alienation of labor in the capitalist mode of production and commodity fetishism as Marx described it lol.
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spacetoaster posted:Here's some capitalism: jfc give this guy the dull blade, last slot of the day on the guillotine. hell, give him half the height too
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https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1423692176941219843
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They're too old for the proper bitcoiner experience.
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I like the implication that someone actually sat down and thought to themselves "Y'know what we need to do? Make jerking off more fiddly, complicated and expensive"
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And that someone was the world's first furry 
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wow that is definitely a lot of words in close proximity to each other
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incredible
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hell yeah I'm the millions of paying customers for stripper bonzi buddy
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this is dope as poo poo
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Carthag Tuek posted:hell yeah I'm the millions of paying customers for stripper bonzi buddy Day Zee Day Zee I am your Biggest stan Im Half cray zee Jerking to Onlyfans It wont be A sty Lish may Ridge I cant afford a Carriage But you'll Look sweet In the front seat Of a used chrysler mini van
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what a stupid future we got
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Non fondleable titties
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You can, yes. But should you? No.
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Alucard posted:Non fondleable titties
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stripper icons look like trash. no goth stripper. GAS
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the sex ghost posted:Thinking of writing a modern retelling of cask of amontillado but fortunato is a bitcoin grindset loser lured into a Tesla tunnel by a sinister tech guy and chokes on exhaust fumes. it’s a Tesla there’s no exhaust. do you mean farts, are you imagining ppl choking on farts
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indigi posted:it’s a Tesla there’s no exhaust. do you mean farts, are you imagining ppl choking on farts teslas have no exhaust wizards have no bungholes starting to see a pattern here
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Carthag Tuek posted:hell yeah I'm the millions of paying customers for stripper bonzi buddy It can join the rest of the sidebar and pop up ads on real porn sites.
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Alucard posted:Non fondleable titties
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Alucard posted:Non fondleable titties
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