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Baron von Eevl posted:My windshield's in my crack. That’s one way to cure flatulence.
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Captain Monkey posted:That’s one way to cure flatulence. Nah, the car has run-flats.
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# ? Aug 4, 2021 04:02 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:We should just host the Olympic War Games every 4 years: every country gets a certain number of soldiers, tanks, missiles, planes, trucks, self-propelled guns, and other weapons systems, and fights for two weeks to see who can control the most of Australia. Points are awarded on how many of the enemy you kill, how many explosions you do, how much of Australia you control, and how few civilians you accidentally murder. But it's always Australia. Every four years Australia. OwlFancier posted:I don't think you could get the emu to sit on the podium.
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# ? Aug 4, 2021 12:21 |
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TinTower posted:Relatedly: I was actually rather surprised to find out that the Filet-o-Fish isn't actually halal certified (because the vegetable oil isn't filtered). Zero_Grade posted:drat, this ruins the joke I heard once about how the Filet-o-Fish was the key item in solving Abrahamic religion quarrels, because it's the one thing on the menu that Catholics, Jews, and Muslims can all agree on. Cocaine Bear posted:You're thinking of big butts.
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# ? Aug 4, 2021 19:18 |
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This made me lol irlSuperMechagodzilla posted:Again, I’m agreeing with you: Ripley’s head should have slammed into the window, because we are presuming extreme acceleration.
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 04:04 |
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Payndz posted:YAAAAAAAWN
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 05:22 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:This made me lol irl I want to put SMG in my pocket and have him write tiny little pedantic posts all day long on a tiny computer
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 05:55 |
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ben shapino posted:I want to put SMG in my pocket and have him write tiny little pedantic posts all day long on a tiny computer We have that. It's called the awful app.
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 06:28 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I really wish JKR wasn't a reprehensible rear end in a top hat bc between her bad finale, podcast, and this thread, I now think of "Snape-shaped hole" every other day and cackle at it. Him flying away flapping his cape like a bat and the window hole has even his hair as part of it and he has to fly away like a literal bat flapping crazily while he's bleeding all over from diving through a window Brofessor Slayton posted:Her atrocious politics have left a Snape-shaped hole in my heart.
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 10:36 |
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ben shapino posted:I want to put SMG in my pocket and have him write tiny little pedantic posts all day long on a tiny computer I wonder if SMG is available to filibuster my zoom calls.
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 15:51 |
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Kennel posted:Maybe Grovehaus was procedurally generated all along. Dareon posted:Grover's training data was just insufficient. And he pulled a few of those tricks where the instructions were insufficiently robust and the AI found clever shortcuts. Like the one that realized its output would be compared to a specific file to determine success, then deleted that file and output nothing, which matched the now nonexistent file.
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 15:56 |
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Machine learning but your data set is a 24/7 feed of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 16:15 |
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Ok, but what led to BeatmasterJs obviously machine generated taste? Remember, in addition to the bathroom he posted a pic of his bedroom and it looked like a cheap motel
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RFC2324 posted:Ok, but what led to BeatmasterJs obviously machine generated taste? Rooms2Go/Ikea(!earth tones)$$(! )
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 17:29 |
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CannonFodder posted:Rooms2Go/Ikea(!earth tones)$$(! ) This is making me laugh way harder than it should
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 17:35 |
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Lol
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 18:32 |
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rodbeard posted:Scientists had to end the experiment early to avoid going double blind.
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 19:03 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 19:31 |
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Isnt this from Austin Powers?
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 19:49 |
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Skulk Hogan posted:Isnt this from Austin Powers? After a quick googling it seems that is the case. Never seen Austin Powers so didn't realise. Now it's a funny movie quote on the forums and still technically legal.
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 19:51 |
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No, I forbid it.
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 20:00 |
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It still works as a funny response but it needs the context because it was posted to mock someone else's brief life story they posted.
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 20:03 |
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I read that as 21 times a day and thought I needed to up my game.
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 20:07 |
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I was more asking because i couldn't figure out why i was hearing it in a weird voice while reading it.
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 20:11 |
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Darkrenown posted:My Xenonauts story is I couldn't figure out how to heal a wounded troop after rushing over a dude with a medikit. Eventually I tried pressing M and found this was actually the hotkey for Melee when my medic pistol-whipped my casualty to death. Bogart posted:It’s called triage.
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 20:50 |
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e: ooops, this isn't a gaming thread.
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# ? Aug 5, 2021 21:42 |
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EorayMel posted:I cannot find the specific post, almost certainly in TFR, about how a goon's wife/cousin/wife's cousin bought him an FN FAL and he used it in conjunction with spotlighting deer on his farm(shining blindingly bright lights at animals to stun them for easy point blank shots as they stare and unable to process what's happening) while talking about how Chairman Mao was right in that political power flowed down the barrel of a gun and it was "very exciting" to see a deer thoughtlessly stare and flicking its big dumb ears as it was chewing its cud while lining up sights on a 60-year-old battle rifle from a jeep. I found it (again) and this time I will make sure it is immortalized for good aioli is just mayo posted:The other day my redneck friend called me and told me he preemptively had himself and myself added to a farmer's deer damage permits.
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 19:38 |
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So wait, does the deer damage permit let you hundreds antlerless deer as well, or does it ONLY let you hunt deer without antlers? Yes this is the point I'm confused on, also hot drat I'd love a freezer full of venison
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Danaru posted:So wait, does the deer damage permit let you hundreds antlerless deer as well, or does it ONLY let you hunt deer without antlers? Only antlerless
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:08 |
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That's the exact type of guy that I want to owe me a favor. I don't wanna be his friend, but I do want a deep freeze full of deer sausage and venison steaks
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:09 |
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brb, setting up a small corn farm that's actually a front for harvesting delicious, well-fed venison
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Only antlerless Oh huh, I've never heard of that before I dont live in an area that's ever needed a deer cull though so that's no doubt why. Coyotes on the other hand
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SerthVarnee posted:So I've been looking to adopt a dog to keep my current one company. While this guy didn't fit the criteria to be an option for me, I just wanted to show you his majestic ears anyways. Captain Invictus posted:is that natural? what the hell lol
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 22:48 |
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Al Cu Ad Solte posted:There needs to be a word for a simultaneous laugh/groan. Dodgeball posted:You've got either "loan" or "graph." Take your pick. freeedr posted:poo poo. I have to take graph. No way I’d qualify for loan.
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 14:49 |
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quote:Our cool late summer's night slaughter conservated the PISS out of those deer and some cows and a skunk we nearly ran over but didn't. Uh, I can't be reading this right. Did they shoot up some of their own cows?
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Outrail posted:Uh, I can't be reading this right. Did they shoot up some of their own cows? Probably. They weren't THEIR cows, they were killing poo poo as a favor for some farmer their dad knew
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Your star prevents me from reporting this post but it definitely deserves a probe.
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 16:45 |
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Do the right thing, inceltown
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flavor.flv posted:Imagine taking a poo poo the size of your own leg. Not just length either, it's as thick all the way down as your thigh at its widest point. You wrestle this monster for what seems like centuries and it's not even breaking. You have to start waddling forward because at this point it's pushing you just as hard as you're pushing it and you don't have the strength to resist anymore
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Outrail posted:Uh, I can't be reading this right. Did they shoot up some of their own cows? they conserved the deer by shooting them, the cows by shooting the deer, and the skunk by not running it over
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