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He Hired 2 Men to Kidnap His Wife. They Ended Up Drowning.quote:The kidnappers had been hired by Ms. Handley’s estranged husband, Lawrence Michael Handley, who was planning to have Ms. Handley driven to his camp near Woodville, Miss., from her home in Lafayette, La., prosecutors said. What he planned to do after that was not clear, the authorities said. quote:Mr. Handley’s lawyer, Kevin Stockstill, said in an interview that his client had been using methamphetamine and cocaine for days when he hatched the plan to have his wife kidnapped. He said that Mr. Handley had planned to “come in as a hero” and rescue Ms. Handley in an effort to “win her back.”
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The Bloop posted:Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: It turned out to be a terrible decision “It turned out to be a terrible decision”.- the lawyer.
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pik_d posted:Who the gently caress is coughing on deer
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If I understand the math correctly, I have reduced my prostate cancer risk by at least 5/3
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Peer-reviewed study, no doubt.
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European Urology (2016) posted:Ejaculation frequency at age 40–49 yr was positively associated with age-standardized body mass index, physical activity, divorce, history of sexually transmitted infections, and consumption of total calories and alcohol. 
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Scientists had to end the experiment early to avoid going double blind.
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It's the same reversal as with the "people who walk fast enough don't get dementia". People can do these things because they're more healthy, not the other way around.
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rodbeard posted:Scientists had to end the experiment early to avoid going double blind. 
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This isn't exactly news. Any doctor will tell you frequent ejaculation reduces the risk of prostate problems in general. Well, they'll tell you that if you're a middle-aged guy, anyway. And their patient, I guess. Then they tell you they want to stick a camera up your bum. Again, mostly if you're their patient.
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Should they be regularly phoning you in the middle of the night to tell you? Have I just got a very thorough Doctor?
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No Doctor, just stop calling me. yes I know you were assigned to this region but that was years ago and I don't want your help! *phone receiver slam* Goddamn this doctor Kissinger!
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So does the doctor stay on the phone while you masturbate, or does he just give you a reminder and hang up ? Like a wake up call for your penis.
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Expecting a call from Dr Joi.
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So are we all gonna pretend we don't see Hitler in a wig?
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evobatman posted:So are we all gonna pretend we don't see Hitler in a wig? why's it gotta be a wig
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evobatman posted:So are we all gonna pretend we don't see Hitler in a wig? The Bloop posted:why's it gotta be a wig Adolf Titler
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Pope Hilarius II posted:Adolf Titler 
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rodbeard posted:Scientists had to end the experiment early to avoid going double blind. nice
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Long distance sperm transfer would be a good username if it wasn’t too long
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Cacafuego posted:Long distance sperm transfer would be a good username if it wasn’t too long 3 point cumshot
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Do you think they throw the failed attempts on the cum post heap?
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Inceltown posted:Do you think they throw the failed attempts on the cum post heap? Boo this person.
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This jizzn’t the place.
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Ehh, it's been done.
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https://twitter.com/chump_dick/status/1423452514012303361?s=21
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Finally, this opens the door for toilet paper cumshitter can really get behind.
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"I'm not falling for that; I've seen The Man with the Golden Gun!" - Horse
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It does look like a man trying to avoid to fall into a big hole and warning others about it. Somebody put a horse2human translators on and ask the horses. Why we can't use machine learning for something usefull we can't already do us humans?, if ML could let us talk to animals or something, it would be useful.
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