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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Cleveland's really expected to have a top 5 secondary?

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


The New York Football Giants

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Broncos with another year of wasted defense. Checks out.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
I love how Jason Garrett is such an obvious hack fraud and yet keeps floating around the league getting work. He's like a more unlikable Brian Schottenheimer or something.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Lmao

https://twitter.com/benvolin/status/1423326594131763207?s=21

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I hope a player snaps and breaks Joe Judge's jaw

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
That's HIPAA

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

COVID has no defense against Kung Lao's top hat.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


That's a cake

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

lol at the disparity of OFF and DEF for Chiefs, Broncos, and Cowboys.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006





V for Vendetta reboot gonna be liiiiit

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Packers OL being pretty seriously underrated there by Clay, unless he's not including Bakhtiari.

Are the Texans the most obviously bad team in the league?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

AndrewP posted:

Cleveland's really expected to have a top 5 secondary?

Tons of additions.

Troy Hill and John Johnson in FA
1st rounder on Greg Newsome
2nd rounder on a coverage backer
Greedy Williams and Grant Delpit healthy
Ronnie Harrison was solid last year

Denzel Ward is a proven CB1 who we already had.
Joe Woods has been very open that he wants to go dime base so expectations are sky high for that unit.

Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Aug 5, 2021

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
New England’s dunce cap isn’t subtle enough imo

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Fate Accomplice posted:

V for Vendetta reboot gonna be liiiiit

"I am verily and veraciously vexed by vague vaccination viewpoints!"

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

SKULL.GIF posted:

Are the Texans the most obviously bad team in the league?

I feel like there's reason to be optimistic about the jets, Panthers and even Lions based on a couple position groups and a few rookies. Is there anything to be excited about this season other than maybe getting some picks and players for your rapist quarterback

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Honestly, it's nice to see that Cam gives no shits on what you think and just keeps wearing whatever the hell suits him at that moment.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Cam Newton preparing to spread Covid:



Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

This is just the new "we're on to Cincinnati".

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Chucktesla posted:

I feel like there's reason to be optimistic about the jets, Panthers and even Lions based on a couple position groups and a few rookies. Is there anything to be excited about this season other than maybe getting some picks and players for your rapist quarterback

Lions are going to be truly dreadful this year, but yeah, the Texans could easily end up starting 4 QB's and win 2 games. They're going to be ugly as hell to watch.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/1423334082151428096

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
:lol: Garrett straight up coming for Judge's job.

:lmao: Cam Newton just wear the red wristband already.


Cousins now demanding US Bank Stadium be open roof.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
loving LOL what a stupid gently caress

https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/1423332820265676805

https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/1423334082151428096

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Houston Texans QB Kirk Cousins

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Kirk may very well be the dumbest man in the NFL and there's serious competition for that title.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
I remember back when Cole Beasley started his poo poo, I thought about starting a gimmick Twitter account that just snitch tagged the relevant college's relevant department with dumb poo poo that its athlete graduates posted.

https://twitter.com/msumd?lang=en

just sayin'

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I did like a quadruple take to make sure that plexiglass tweet was real. Holy poo poo. What a moron.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Ahahahaha

https://twitter.com/ArifHasanNFL/status/1423331528084443139

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Professor Funk posted:

I did like a quadruple take to make sure that plexiglass tweet was real. Holy poo poo. What a moron.

I interpreted it as his attempt at snark. Which you know, makes him a prick and a moron.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010


amateur "research" is the reason we're in this mess

I wonder if the vaccine would have been more successful pre-internet

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Kirk Cousins is a stupid rear end in a top hat and I hope Zimmer benches him embarrassingly

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

AndrewP posted:

amateur "research" is the reason we're in this mess

I wonder if the vaccine would have been more successful pre-internet

Absolutely.

Right wing conspiracy nutbars existed (John Birch Society dipshits who thought fluoride in water was commie mind control were definitely A Thing), but they were locked out of the mainstream media entirely, and the reach of fringe organizations pre-internet was limited to pretty feeble poo poo like literal mailing lists and wacky journals sent from PO Box addresses and poo poo.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


I know this is actually sad but I'm sorry I can't stop laughing at the plexiglass thing

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
He’s done the research you idiot

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Maybe the plexiglass could protect him from choking in games too.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Can someone please photoshop Kirk into the bubble boy suit from the same Jake Gyllenhal movie? That's all I can picture since reading that tweet

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

*On facebook

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

The…Browns??!!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
WYTS for the Vikings is gonna be LIT

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Gatts posted:

The…Browns??!!

The Browns feel like they're so close and also because they're the Browns...welp.

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