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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice



All-Flash #2 (1941)
Slow uptake runs in the family.


The Unstoppable Wasp #7 (2019)

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Ok, fine, you convinced me to go read The Unstoppable Wasp.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
My boy!

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

Saoshyant posted:

Ok, fine, you convinced me to go read The Unstoppable Wasp.

It’s good. You should read both series.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Edmund Lava posted:

It’s good. You should read both series.

I am! Just got through the first three issues of the first volume. It's so cheerful, I love it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

"Unstoppable", eh?

NutShellBill
Dec 4, 2004
I AM SPUTNIK'S PARACHUTE ACCOUNT
Edit: Nah. Removed. Low content. Sorry.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

"Unstoppable", eh?



Pretty sure Nadia Pym can figure out a way around those, and those also don't work on real life wasps.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Skwirl posted:

Pretty sure Nadia Pym can figure out a way around those, and those also don't work on real life wasps.

I mean, if you hit em hard enough it does.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Truth be told I've never tried.



e: I don't even own a TVwasp :smuggo:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

muscles like this! posted:

That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works.

It's how it worked back in the 50s, before all the nervous nellies got their panties in a twist and started forcing ideas like 'red tape' and 'ethics' and 'morality' and 'not risking destroying the earth for a science experiement.'

Man, those were the days, when a two-fisted man of SCIENCE! could get some real work done, and beat up a few mole people just to keep in shape. Now you need 'methodologies' and 'peer review' and 'ethics boards' and you can't even reanimate a corpse without CNN being all over you.

Push El Burrito posted:

I mean, if you hit em hard enough it does.

Just ask Hank Pym.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



TheCenturion posted:

Just ask Hank Pym.

:drat:

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


:mods:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Blue Beetle #16 (1942)


Not Brand Echh #14 (2017)

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




from some 1955 gag comic I just found called The Most #02 filled with a ton of other groan inducing jokes

Alfred's previously unknown family is still out there somewhere in the nu52.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



SSS: Spiderman's Shameful SFX

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


If I had the disposable income, I’d be all about collecting those weird super hero fan club badges and cards. I’ve been on the hunt for a “Vote Howard in ‘76” pin, and I got someone trying to find their Merry Marvel Marching Society card for me.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

NoneMoreNegative posted:



SSS: Spiderman's Shameful SFX

"Btup Thik" sounds like a white person making up black slang.


Open Marriage Night posted:

If I had the disposable income, I’d be all about collecting those weird super hero fan club badges and cards. I’ve been on the hunt for a “Vote Howard in ‘76” pin, and I got someone trying to find their Merry Marvel Marching Society card for me.

You can get a reproduction of it very cheap.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/203525736293?ViewItem=&item=203525736293

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Open Marriage Night posted:

If I had the disposable income, I’d be all about collecting those weird super hero fan club badges and cards. I’ve been on the hunt for a “Vote Howard in ‘76” pin, and I got someone trying to find their Merry Marvel Marching Society card for me.


There's one on ebay for less than five bucks right this second, hurry.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Open Marriage Night posted:

If I had the disposable income, I’d be all about collecting those weird super hero fan club badges and cards. I’ve been on the hunt for a “Vote Howard in ‘76” pin, and I got someone trying to find their Merry Marvel Marching Society card for me.

I'd love an original EC Fan-Addict pin, those things looked cool in a 50s ephemera kind of way.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

NoneMoreNegative posted:



SSS: Spiderman's Shameful SFX

Obvious forgery. Where's the hyphen?!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/dallas_comics/status/1422544208326430722?s=20

For context.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6gBu2Zd7Bc

Don't know the source.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


Justice League America (1987) #26

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

ImpAtom posted:

Justice League America (1987) #26

I'm just gonna pretend you're sourcing the youtube video and not the panel.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



In Another World where Baseball is War, a High School Ace Player will Save a Weak Nation - Chapter 12

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Sensation Comics #2 (1942)


Silk #7 (2015)

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Darthemed posted:


Sensation Comics #2 (1942)

"Etta, you can't just make sitcom crowd reaction noises to make your jokes land"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

TwoPair posted:

"Etta, you can't just make sitcom crowd reaction noises to make your jokes land"

"Well, sure, someone who's never said a funny thing in her life would say that! 'Ooooohhhhh!'"

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003


Usagi Yojimbo v.3 #19

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Superman #17 (1942)


Web of Spider-Man #12 (2010)

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I'm with you, random man on the street named Clark!

The Modern Leper
Dec 25, 2008

You must be a masochist

Darthemed posted:


Superman #17 (1942)

She's clearly got her hand either on his arm or his back. The man's got pythons under his skin, Lois!

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Superman's greatest power: the anti-flex equation

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

hiddenriverninja posted:

Superman's greatest power: the anti-flex equation

Who'd win in a fight, Superman or Flex Mentalo?

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
They'd never fight, they'd embrace as brothers and then go off to help someone paint a barn

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


How Wonderful! posted:

They'd never fight, they'd embrace as brothers and then go off to help someone paint a barn

I like this answer. I could see this happening if DC ever let Flex out of the box again.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


I forget if Flex was in Milk Wars. That's about as close as Superman has gotten to a Doom Patrol story in a long time as far as I know.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Open Marriage Night posted:

I forget if Flex was in Milk Wars. That's about as close as Superman has gotten to a Doom Patrol story in a long time as far as I know.

Haven't read that much Doom Patrol but I know Superman and the league shows up at the end of the Painting that Ate Paris / Brotherhood of Dada storyline.

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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


They would never fight, but they'd do a friendly arm wrestle. Superman would win, but Flex would give the reader a knowing wink at the end

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