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got an email today saying my luminous phenomena book is being delivered early. today. hell yea! oh wait, because I hadn't used eBay in so long I accidentally set the delivery address to my mother's house in Arizona. gently caress
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Aug 5, 2021 17:27
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tell her its for her and see what she says
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Aug 5, 2021 17:38
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The Saucer Hovers posted:tell her its for her and see what she says i already asked her to forward it. luckily I set the correct address on the other set I ordered
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Aug 5, 2021 17:51
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https://twitter.com/NeoRex4/status/1422998462375804936  lol also that dude rob kristofferson has a UFO podcast with many cool bird stories: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-our-strange-skies-podcast-archive/id1546735571
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Aug 5, 2021 19:10
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Rah! posted:https://twitter.com/NeoRex4/status/1422998462375804936 I've listened to them all and he's one of my favorites.
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Aug 5, 2021 20:35
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Azathoth posted:I've listened to them all and he's one of my favorites.  lol
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Aug 5, 2021 21:24
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eyyy did somebody say bigfoot? https://twitter.com/CliffSecord2/status/1423361234183893001
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Aug 5, 2021 21:25
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bigfoot's fed up with the hikers constantly trying to steal his cum
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Aug 5, 2021 22:03
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Shear Modulus posted:bigfoot's fed up with the hikers constantly trying to steal his cum You have discovered: Button's Camp.
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Aug 5, 2021 22:33
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Aug 5, 2021 23:39
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johnny quest lookin' motherfucker right here
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Aug 5, 2021 23:42
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whoops, just flipped over and decapitated the pilot against a bridge
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Aug 5, 2021 23:53
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Really want a write up of the D-Day scenario the designer had in his head
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Aug 6, 2021 00:05
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Inspector Hound posted:Really want a write up of the D-Day scenario the designer had in his head 
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Aug 6, 2021 00:08
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mgs3 owns
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Aug 6, 2021 00:10
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hoverbikes are coming once technology has matured a bit more, but they're coming as the next evolution of redneck toys sold by companies like Polaris and not as war machines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgZFanuAwns someone is totally going to be stupid enough to try deploy this poo poo for militarized use but who could actually be that inep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQMGq8gk6QM
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Aug 6, 2021 00:23
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Wheeee posted:hoverbikes are coming once technology has matured a bit more, but they're coming as the next evolution of redneck toys sold by companies like Polaris and not as war machines gently caress yeah dude. I ride a Honda
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Aug 6, 2021 00:39
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bedpan posted:you need to send a request to the national archive (Archive II) on the national archive website Meanwhile, I got my copy of the book today and it came with a "bonus book," so I also received this utter filth that offended my innocent eyes 
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Aug 6, 2021 01:55
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Rah! posted:eyyy did somebody say bigfoot? bigfoot trades iphone hacks to the nsa for continued cover  lol - jesus. thats the best speculation they have? bigfoot, demons, or ghosts are more likely than those two options Vomik has issued a correction as of 02:58 on Aug 6, 2021 |
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Aug 6, 2021 02:49
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GWBBQ posted:Will do, and once I hear back I'll give you all an update. Extremely provoked by brains, Stonehenge and unicorns
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Aug 6, 2021 05:53
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what are lightning bolts? we just don't know
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Aug 6, 2021 08:37
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If aliens shows up and don't obliterate or leaders I will never trust them.
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Aug 6, 2021 10:25
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I still believe aliens are here to guide us to enlightenment but really despise us as we currently are
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Aug 6, 2021 11:30
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aliens are humans from the past who gained enlightenment and now crystal-charge their way across time and space
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Aug 6, 2021 13:09
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none of them are from the future because we microplastic'd/melted/choked ourselves to death 
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Aug 6, 2021 13:10
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Wheeee posted:hoverbikes are coming once technology has matured a bit more, but they're coming as the next evolution of redneck toys sold by companies like Polaris and not as war machines You think this poo poo wasnt developed by the military? Lmao
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Aug 6, 2021 13:14
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Rah! posted:aliens are humans from the past who gained enlightenment and now crystal-charge their way across time and space 
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Aug 6, 2021 13:17
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neutral milf hotel posted:I still believe aliens are here to guide us to enlightenment but really despise us as we currently are Guide us straight into their mouths and asses more like.
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Aug 6, 2021 14:16
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The military has been testing this stuff for awhile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suHOLFhbwsM This looks like so much fun it's almost worth enlisting for
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Aug 6, 2021 15:00
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Pryor on Fire posted:The military has been testing this stuff for awhile I hope it's buoyant in case it suddenly stops working over the water
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Aug 6, 2021 15:03
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neutral milf hotel posted:I still believe aliens are here to guide us to enlightenment but really despise us as we currently are hell, same
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Aug 6, 2021 15:19
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To be fair if they're guiding us to enlightenment then a bit of this is also on them they seem to be doing a pisspoor job of it
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Aug 6, 2021 15:24
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Rah! posted:aliens are humans from the past who gained enlightenment and now crystal-charge their way across time and space heaven's gate peeps are back, in celestial form, imo
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Aug 6, 2021 15:35
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:cryingbird: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neJ1-iozVQA
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Aug 6, 2021 16:12
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Vomik posted:heaven's gate peeps are back, in celestial form, imo did they believe in crystal powered time travel lol
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Aug 6, 2021 16:13
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neutral milf hotel posted:I still believe aliens are here to guide us to enlightenment but really despise us as we currently are Hey speaking of which, if anyone knows knows some enlightening aliens I can get ahold of, that'd be great seriously if there is a hotline or something; because im up the river without a paddle right now... if any higher-level being(s) want to enlighten my neg-hole send me a DM, better-yet: appear in my dreams, or maybe during my next manic episode Im DISCREET. dont keep any records, also whenever I talk about aliens my friends and family dont believe me anyway, no MIB needed
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Aug 6, 2021 16:29
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Pontificating rear end posted:Hey speaking of which, if anyone knows knows some enlightening aliens I can get ahold of, that'd be great This though Like hey alien folks I consent to your enlightenment turn me into an energy creature or whatever I am cool with it
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Aug 6, 2021 16:32
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Rah! posted:none of them are from the future because we microplastic'd/melted/choked ourselves to death This is actually a p good argument against time travelers
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Aug 6, 2021 16:43
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Rah! posted:none of them are from the future because we microplastic'd/melted/choked ourselves to death did u ever watch fringe im spoiler tagging this for the 1 guy in this thread who downloaded a couple seasons but hasnt watched it yet: the time travelers have to poo poo up our atmosphere even worse with atmospheric degradation machines so they can survive in our time long enough to steal our bitcoins + they get fuckin' sloshed if they drink our non-polluted water personally im ready for our time traveling overlords
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Aug 6, 2021 17:14
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seriously, everyone should watch fringe if you're into weird sci fi tropes because once the directors/writers started getting "your show sucks its getting cancelled" notices they started cranking out some real good content enclosed is a recently declassified picture of our heroes: 
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Aug 6, 2021 17:18
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