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Yes, cool and normal, like I said. Don't worry, you're not a slave to it. You're the one in control. And elaborate Rube Goldberg devices to absolutely minimise the amount of time you spend not under the influence is exactly what you want.
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Aug 8, 2021 02:54
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what a strange thing to have a reactionary moment about
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Aug 8, 2021 03:02
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Chadzok posted:Yes, cool and normal, like I said. Don't worry, you're not a slave to it. You're the one in control. And elaborate Rube Goldberg devices to absolutely minimise the amount of time you spend not under the influence is exactly what you want. i imagine you just have like, a seething boiling rage directed at every single one of your customers
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Aug 8, 2021 03:03
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what the gently caress these are your first posts in this thread
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Aug 8, 2021 03:04
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Chadzok posted:Yes, cool and normal, like I said. Don't worry, you're not a slave to it. You're the one in control. And elaborate Rube Goldberg devices to absolutely minimise the amount of time you spend not under the influence is exactly what you want. I'm begging you not to die on this hill. There are so many better ones.
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Aug 8, 2021 03:12
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[Whispering to self] “Look at you…slave to the bean. You disgust me.” Customer: “I’m sorry?” [Flustered, thinking on their feet] “Uh, have a nice day?” Customer: “Thanks! Same to you!”
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Aug 8, 2021 03:13
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[entering a dark alleyway to speak to the man in a trenchcoat] "You got the good poo poo?" [the man opens his trenchcoat, displaying a whole suite of retired Red Bull flavors]
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Aug 8, 2021 03:29
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didnt you just say you own a coffee shop. this is like a dealer getting freaked out over the concept of wake and bake
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Aug 8, 2021 03:31
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:[Whispering to self] “Look at you…slave to the bean. You disgust me.” This is me. They keep coming back though, they can't help themselves. the scum..
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Aug 8, 2021 03:36
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Nuns with Guns posted:[entering a dark alleyway to speak to the man in a trenchcoat] "You got the good poo poo?" All I need is the classic baby. I don’t gently caress with that extra poo poo.
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Aug 8, 2021 04:09
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Nuns with Guns posted:[entering a dark alleyway to speak to the man in a trenchcoat] "You got the good poo poo?" does your guy have imported poo poo? cause I really want this dank Japanese 'ffeine. 
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Aug 8, 2021 04:25
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I’m extremely sensitive to caffeine (I get a headache from a decaf if it’s too large a serving) so the whole coffee obsession is weird to me. The best thing to make me feel awake is time
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Aug 8, 2021 06:11
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the thing about coffee is it makes you more awake for maybe like 2 weeks and then the whole rest of your life you drink it to not feel more sleepy than normal
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Aug 8, 2021 06:29
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I used to be addicted to caffeine and eventually broke the habit, and boy you feel like poo poo coming off that garbage. but I'm glad I did. also coffee is gross
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Aug 8, 2021 06:34
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caffeine has an inverse effect on me (i have literally passed out drinking potent energy drinks before when I was still a teenager) so I don't drink coffee a lot unless its, like. an iced coffee from caribou or whatever. i dont get the obsession either.
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Aug 8, 2021 06:36
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You know how addicts say that they can quit at any time? Yeah I can't. Caffeine is what keeps my head from spontaneously caving in. I'm sure it's killing me but I don't care.
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Aug 8, 2021 06:36
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Captain Invictus posted:I used to be addicted to caffeine and eventually broke the habit, and boy you feel like poo poo coming off that garbage. but I'm glad I did. also coffee is gross Yeah I once managed to quit caffeine for about two weeks and I felt poo poo for every single one of those days.
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Aug 8, 2021 06:38
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Doctor Spaceman posted:Yeah I once managed to quit caffeine for about two weeks and I felt poo poo for every single one of those days. current project is getting off sugar for the most part. switching from sugary drinks to like, polar sparkling seltzer etc. trying out different flavors and I like the cranberry-lime, pineapple-pomelo and blueberry-lemon so far. anything apple-flavored just tastes wrong though alongside the flavor of seltzer water, unfortunately, which sucks because I like apple flavored stuff. if the bitterness of the seltzer water was just slightly less I'd have zero problem switching over immediately.
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Aug 8, 2021 06:48
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Coffee tastes really good and then as a bonus you can also put lots of crap in it to make it taste really good but in a different way
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Aug 8, 2021 06:48
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The Chad Jihad posted:Coffee tastes really good and then as a bonus you can also put lots of crap in it to make it taste really good but in a different way Same, I drink coffee because I like the taste, black or not. I'm even a weirdo that likes the taste of energy drinks. Caffeine is strictly a bonus to me, or even a hindrance since I can't drink them at night. (Yes decaff exists, but decaff energy drinks don't)
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Aug 8, 2021 06:53
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Captain Invictus posted:oh it's not two weeks it was like two months but once I was clear I felt so much better than I did before. get rid of the crutch I was planning to try again but there's at least a month left on the current covid lockdown and this isn't the time to get rid of crutches.
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Aug 8, 2021 06:54
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I'm just resigned to dying at 32 so I'm not giving up on soda. Anyway, I've only just now found out about this, did you already know it happened?  Is this what not having a twitter account is like? Am I just way behind on finding out about this? I'm not mad that they made it it just seems like something that shouldn't have slipped right by quietly. Maybe the He-Man drama overshadowed it.
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Aug 8, 2021 06:58
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Captain Invictus posted:I used to be addicted to caffeine and eventually broke the habit, and boy you feel like poo poo coming off that garbage. but I'm glad I did. also coffee is gross "Western" coffee culture is fascinating to me. In my corner of the woods we drink coffee since we're children because it is delicious, not because it keeps you awake, energizes you or whatever. If you dislike the flavor of coffee then that's fine too but it's not like people who dislike it are going to be drinking it for a silly caffeine hit Like, caffeine? It's such a weak drug that even children get some with their cookies.
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Aug 8, 2021 07:14
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Coffee is cool and good but I don't really feel anything if I stop drinking it. i guess caffeine doesn't really affect me Andrast fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Aug 8, 2021 |
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Aug 8, 2021 07:18
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Chadzok posted:Yes, cool and normal, like I said. Don't worry, you're not a slave to it. You're the one in control. And elaborate Rube Goldberg devices to absolutely minimise the amount of time you spend not under the influence is exactly what you want. https://twitter.com/allahliker/status/1234460854860513280?s=19 In this case, a competing coffee product
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Aug 8, 2021 08:30
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I Before E posted:https://twitter.com/allahliker/status/1234460854860513280?s=19 that tweet is like 90% of YA twitter too
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Aug 8, 2021 08:38
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I never drink coffee unless its Starbucks, which has so much extra crap added to it it can barely be called coffee. If I want my energy fix, I just drink energy drinks or the true gamer drink of choice G-Fuel this post has been sponsored by G-Fuel go to g-fuel dot com and enter the code ARCHER to get 10% off of your next tub!
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Aug 8, 2021 08:41
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All you idiots on this thread don't know about Sneak, the best powdered energy drink for content creators
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Aug 8, 2021 09:28
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I cannot stand coffee or beer purely based on the way they taste. So I guess I am cursed or blessed depending on how you look at it. I got my caffeine from good old coca cola.
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Aug 8, 2021 10:00
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Mix. posted:caffeine has an inverse effect on me (i have literally passed out drinking potent energy drinks before when I was still a teenager) so I don't drink coffee a lot unless its, like. an iced coffee from caribou or whatever. i dont get the obsession either.
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Aug 8, 2021 10:50
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Sarcopenia posted:Lmao, I told my friend that this is my reaction to coffee and that's how I found out that I have ADD. haha what is this real
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Aug 8, 2021 11:24
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Libluini posted:Having a machine handling scaldingly hot water right next to your head seems like the set up to the worst suicide
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Aug 8, 2021 11:26
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i like coffee mostly out of habit and primarily get half-caff for day-to-day. decaf is a little too weak but i don't want or need normal coffee levels of it either.
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Aug 8, 2021 11:43
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Nuns with Guns posted:[entering a dark alleyway to speak to the man in a trenchcoat] "You got the good poo poo?" Ngl buying beans from my local dealer feels like scoring coke for extremely boring people like me. "That columbian had a great harvest this year" they say and I'm like "  Can I try a shot right here? If I like it I'll take 500g".Chadzok posted:yes please also provide the machine that injects me with heroin, nicotine and cocaine at regular intervals while I sleep because needing drugs this badly instantly upon awakening is both cool and normal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZIR-eZdvGk
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Aug 8, 2021 11:48
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Alaois posted:i imagine you just have like, a seething boiling rage directed at every single one of your customers Isn't this like, the basic requirement to work in a coffee shop? Ghostlight posted:it's literally just a teasmade that costs 300 pounds extra. spending extra money on your skin scalder makes this even dumber
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Aug 8, 2021 13:15
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endocriminologist posted:haha what yeah. it's not universal, not everyone with adhd gets tired from coffee, but i don't know of any other conditions that cause insensitivity or a paradoxical effect to stimulants like that. caffeine conks me out near immediately and i'm waiting on an assessment. ask the adhd thread in e/n and you'll get plenty of people saying the same thing.
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Aug 8, 2021 13:56
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Ha ha imagine having heated water in your house lol Going to fill my walls with scalding hot pipes thats a great idea, uh huh sure yeah i'd love to have something called a 'radiator' that sounds safe just put it on the wall over there
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Aug 8, 2021 14:15
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endocriminologist posted:haha what yeah, I'm like... mostly sure I have ADHD and caffeine is a weird experience. if I'm not tired at all, or if I have an absolute rear end load of the stuff it can perk me up, but if I have a dark pop in the afternoon it's lights out (if I have a lot of caffeine in the afternoon then it's the special hell of "I'm so tired but my brain Will Not Stop Happening")
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Aug 8, 2021 14:55
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Antigravitas posted:Ngl buying beans from my local dealer feels like scoring coke for extremely boring people like me. "That columbian had a great harvest this year" they say and I'm like " Writing a Rorschach-style manifesto about how one day the accumulated filth of all the sex and murder will foam up around the perverts and criminals, but it's peppered with phrases like "Americano" "Cappucino" and "Latte"
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Aug 8, 2021 15:36
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Mr Phillby posted:Ha ha imagine having heated water in your house lol You want plumbing...inside? Like...where you live? You want to do shits in the house where your family eats dinner?! You loving freak, you pervert.
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