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IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Tiggum posted:

I definitely don't get it. :confused:

Maxim seems to imply that my assertion that it is for cocaine may be correct.

https://www.maxim.com/women/kendall-jenner-snapchat-baggie-2016-7

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lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Beer_Suitcase posted:

lol nerds never loving done drugs before?

Or are there people out there making tiny bag lunches

I have never taken so little drugs that they would fit in that tiny bag.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

lobsterminator posted:

I have never taken so little drugs that they would fit in that tiny bag.

i could fit enough skittles to give you titties in that bag

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



lobsterminator posted:

I have never taken so little drugs that they would fit in that tiny bag.

Portion control my dude

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

lobsterminator posted:

I have never taken so little drugs that they would fit in that tiny bag.

LSD is awesome, my dude.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


empty baggie posted:

Ahem, those are referred to as jewelry bags and are perfectly acceptable to hold your crystal in.

Solid username/post combo.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The only drug I've ever done is weed and that barely counts as a drug these days. The bag it came in was very similar to that.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

GlobglogGroAbgalab posted:

Clone sex is incest, time travel sex is masturbation.

These facts are undeniable.

What about past lives? Like if you're the reincarnation of Abe Lincoln, and then you time travel to him (or he travels to you) and you have sex.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

You guys are silly, that's just a baggie for spare buttons.

So please stop looking in my drawers, mom. I just keep those for spare buttons. That's ALL.

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

Powered Descent posted:

What about past lives? Like if you're the reincarnation of Abe Lincoln, and then you time travel to him (or he travels to you) and you have sex.

That sounds like regular sex to me

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

GlobglogGroAbgalab posted:

That sounds like regular sex to me

Ever heard the theory that soulmates are just the same person's reincarnation and thats why they feel like such a perfect match?

Still Fluxing
Feb 14, 2013

A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.

empty baggie posted:

Ahem, those are referred to as jewelry bags and are perfectly acceptable to hold your crystal in.

I actually have a drawer full of those little bags, because I went through a phase of buying vintage jewelry on ebay last year and the pieces were almost always delivered in one. But I suspect in her case it really is a cocaine baggie. Because her jewelry no doubt comes in fancy little jewelry boxes.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Still Fluxing posted:

I actually have a drawer full of those little bags, because I went through a phase of buying vintage jewelry on ebay last year and the pieces were almost always delivered in one. But I suspect in her case it really is a cocaine baggie. Because her jewelry no doubt comes in fancy little jewelry boxes.

yeah, that totally why I had enough to start selling them back to people in bulk too

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Biplane posted:

This was a culture shock for me as a norwegian, who at best will maybe make eye contact with a passing stranger. In the us everyone suddenly wanted to know how I was doing and by the time I had started answering they were already 10 meters past me down the street lol

Bless your heart.

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

I guess the joke is just 'the only reason she'd have a bag like that is drugs'?

Those things are super useful for storing tiny parts that you don't want to get lost though. McMaster Carr sells them in packs of 100 for like $1.72

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


i don't know anything about drugs but i would assume with the amount of money she has that her drugs come in like...gold boxes with diamonds on them or some poo poo and she's probably never seen a little bag like that before

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

ishikabibble posted:

I guess the joke is just 'the only reason she'd have a bag like that is drugs'?

Those things are super useful for storing tiny parts that you don't want to get lost though. McMaster Carr sells them in packs of 100 for like $1.72

Yeah when I was regularly fencing I used a ton of those bags to store all of the various tiny fiddly parts for my epee for repairs.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


The boardgame terraforming mars packed 125 copper cubes into 125 tiny bags

https://boardgamegeek.com/image/6151320/dannydriver87

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Ravenfood posted:

Yeah when I was regularly fencing I used a ton of those bags to store all of the various tiny fiddly parts for my epee for repairs.

Just call it a sword, you ouiaboo.

jk <3

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Ravenfood posted:

Yeah when I was regularly fencing I used a ton of those bags to store all of the various tiny fiddly parts for my epee for repairs.
Epee is stored in the bags

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Brawnfire posted:

You guys are silly, that's just a baggie for spare buttons.

So please stop looking in my drawers, mom. I just keep those for spare buttons. That's ALL.

14 year old kid just sitting in his room sewing buttons on things performatively for the off chance that his mom might burst in and see him sewing buttons and he has his alibi all sewn up

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

RFC2324 posted:

Ever heard the theory that soulmates are just the same person's reincarnation and thats why they feel like such a perfect match?

I'm confused. Is there time travel involved too or how is a person and their reincarnation existing at the same time?

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Real dealers use baggies with cute smilie faces or alien heads smh

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Look it's very straightforward. If your jo crystal charges it's masturbation, otherwise it's sex.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Epee is stored in the bags

Lol

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

My mom for a while was ordering small gemstones off eBay, and I had to explain to her why keeping the "cute little jars" they came in in a line-up on her bookcase wasn't a great look.

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008

I've never seen an empty coke baggie that clean before.

Unless it was ripped in half and licked clean.

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla

Knormal posted:

My mom for a while was ordering small gemstones off eBay, and I had to explain to her why keeping the "cute little jars" they came in in a line-up on her bookcase wasn't a great look.


You’d never fit a pony in a jar that small!

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I am an idiot

BrigadierSensible has a new favorite as of 03:36 on Aug 8, 2021

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
e: nothing to see here

Weatherman has a new favorite as of 09:14 on Aug 8, 2021

Martman
Nov 20, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Always tip your drug dealers, folks

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Martman posted:

Always tip your drug dealers, folks

And drug your tip dealer.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

There's no way she does drugs out of a bag, either. Probably a gold box holds her cocaine in just a big rear end pile

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Shroomie posted:

I've never seen an empty coke baggie that clean before.

Unless it was ripped in half and licked clean.

Unless I'm seeing poo poo there's still visible powder in the bag

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Shroomie posted:

I've never seen an empty coke baggie that clean before.

Unless it was ripped in half and licked clean.


https://youtu.be/B5sv72OBFVU

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

iwentdoodie posted:

Unless I'm seeing poo poo there's still visible powder in the bag

I think that's just the light reflecting off? I dunno

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Real dealers use baggies with cute smilie faces or alien heads smh

I used to sell them when I managed an adult store, years ago, and alien heads/skulls/weed leaf symbols were the most popular. The wholesaler we bought them off got a Cease and Desist from Game Freaks when he printed up some Pokemon ones

Bodnoirbabe
Apr 30, 2007

Grem posted:

There's no way she does drugs out of a bag, either. Probably a gold box holds her cocaine in just a big rear end pile

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

iwentdoodie posted:

Unless I'm seeing poo poo there's still visible powder in the bag

They're never that clean when you're done unless they're torn open and kicked, as has been mentioned

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/nucleartakes/status/1384521719675686918?s=28
https://twitter.com/sitandsai/status/1410343305716678659?s=21
https://twitter.com/Grayjax/status/1422016769619865602?s=20



This is odd because usually discord is just a website that I see bait and switch gifs or memes on as far as I'm using it.



This one gets real good around Best Conference, but don't skip that intro, it's also very telling. Big fan of the renamed game about a dystopia ravaged by socialism developed by the guy defending GamerGate and lambasting feminsim huh?

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
:kstare: Amazing. First few lines made me think this was gonna be a standard "no fat chicks" rant from some 300lb incel, but it's so much worse. Where do these chucklefucks get their ideas from?

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