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PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
I always thought it was "Pie Pie" but in retrospect, it is definitely "Pee Pee"

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
pypy you need to eat more fiber, wild rice and spinach would be a good start

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
also drink more coffee. if ur shits are so big they're tearing ur anus you need to poop more often lol

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

ex post facho posted:

pypy you need to eat more fiber, wild rice and spinach would be a good start

I ate a big salad last night. and i have a cup of black coffee every day. I think i have been eating too many almonds and goldfish

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

PyPy posted:

I ate a big salad last night. and i have a cup of black coffee every day. I think i have been eating too many almonds and goldfish

how much ranch and chicken strips were on it

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

a.lo posted:

how much ranch and chicken strips were on it

i know i risk a ban....but I hate ranch. i actually eat my salad dry

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

PyPy posted:

her legacy is the movie Queen of the Damned lol

actually it's her music hth

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

a.lo posted:

how much ranch and chicken strips were on it

we call those "salad toppers"

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

pre-op bebop posted:

actually it's her music hth

the only song of hers that i remember has the baby voice in the mix.

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

PyPy posted:

the only song of hers that i remember has the baby voice in the mix.

auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugaawa

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Lmfao Biden really thought he was going to be able to just ignore millions of people getting evicted by driving trucks around in circles and going on vacation
https://twitter.com/OrganizingPow3r/status/1424239291534823426

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

PyPy posted:

i know i risk a ban....but I hate ranch. i actually eat my salad dry

not because you dislike ranch, but because you could have had vinegar on that salad

that is why you will be banned

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

PyPy posted:

I always thought it was "Pie Pie" but in retrospect, it is definitely "Pee Pee"

pippy

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O9wAybyri0

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
PyPy, i feel like these Open Sessions are bringing us closer together as a community




who else would like to share something today?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
my date went as well as could be hoped for and they crashed here after we went to c-frenz. now we're texting like giddy teenagers. i like this guy and im excited to see where this goes. might go nowhere, might be something. who knows, thats the fun

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

cumshitter posted:

my date went as well as could be hoped for and they crashed here after we went to c-frenz. now we're texting like giddy teenagers. i like this guy and im excited to see where this goes. might go nowhere, might be something. who knows, thats the fun

:blessed:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Lmfao Biden really thought he was going to be able to just ignore millions of people getting evicted by driving trucks around in circles and going on vacation
https://twitter.com/OrganizingPow3r/status/1424239291534823426

drat bidenville's are on the menu!

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
CSPAM is for lovers

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
Ranch is gross but I would not eat a dry salad probably

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

PyPy posted:

i know i risk a ban....but I hate ranch. i actually eat my salad dry

here’s a suggestion:
instead of croutons try some tortilla strips in your salad for a satisfying crunch

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

cumshitter posted:

my date went as well as could be hoped for and they crashed here after we went to c-frenz. now we're texting like giddy teenagers. i like this guy and im excited to see where this goes. might go nowhere, might be something. who knows, thats the fun

:)

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

a.lo posted:

heres a suggestion:
instead of croutons try some tortilla strips in your salad for a satisfying crunch

:hmmyes:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Lmfao Biden really thought he was going to be able to just ignore millions of people getting evicted by driving trucks around in circles and going on vacation
https://twitter.com/OrganizingPow3r/status/1424239291534823426

is there any possible ending for when the eviction moratorium actually does end that doesn't result in just musical chairs for millions of renters? plus or minus a few hundred thousand new homeless?

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
all this salad talk is making me crave cherry tomatoes

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

pre-op bebop posted:

Ranch is gross

wat

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

um, pee? piss? cum?!

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Buddykins posted:

um, pee? piss? cum?!

mr president

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

cumshitter posted:

my date went as well as could be hoped for and they crashed here after we went to c-frenz. now we're texting like giddy teenagers. i like this guy and im excited to see where this goes. might go nowhere, might be something. who knows, thats the fun

:3:

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Buddykins posted:

um, pee? piss? cum?!

All better salad toppings than ranch.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/dcbigjohn/status/1424449638396989457

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Zisky posted:

All better salad toppings than ranch.

that’s because ranch belongs on pizza

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

you must remember this
a piss is still a piss
a trump is just a trump
the fundamental poops apply
as donny goes by...

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
congeal Ranch in a salad leaf mold, top with grated romaine

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Lol, things are getting bad when anybody in Louisiana does the right thing.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

what about ranch on a ……..hot dog?

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

lol covid didnt cancel mardi gras

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

The Nastier Nate posted:

is there any possible ending for when the eviction moratorium actually does end that doesn't result in just musical chairs for millions of renters? plus or minus a few hundred thousand new homeless?

lots of my friends are excited to become landlords as their way of leaving the 9-5 life behind them. buy a few houses and just rent them because the market is so hot. never gotta work again.

totally sustainable model for housing: breed a vampiric landlord class as the highest echelon of middle class existence :patriot:

edit: also become a real estate agent at the same time for maximum success

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Red Baron posted:

that’s because ranch belongs on pizza

A chef i worked with who specialized in italian cuisine, especially pizzas, and studied in italy absolutely loving HATED you if you asked for ranch with your pizza. ive never seen someone so loving passionate about the absolute endless well of hate he had for ranch on pizza lovers. I dont like it. only red chili flakes and parm should be on pizzas

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

what about jizzfest?

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