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God Hole posted:it's a dragnet. cops can't legally collect everyone's fingerprints for their orwellian database so they go into schools and get kids to play a fun game!! wow it's like you're a real criminal I remember them doing a thing like this to us when I was in, like, 3rd grade. :/
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Aug 7, 2021 00:00
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but you can see it right there in the video ?
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Aug 7, 2021 08:21
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had the same thought but it's clearly a proof of concept that doesn't fuckin work lmao hope Ford spends poo poo tons of money so car magazine paparazzi keep making exactly the same amount of money automotive "innovation" security theater who fuckin cares stringless has issued a correction as of 09:52 on Aug 7, 2021 |
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Aug 7, 2021 09:49
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It must be doing something, since car makers have been painting test models in variations of dazzle or zebra stripe camo since at least the 60's.
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Aug 7, 2021 09:55
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yeah, it makes test models super obvious so automotive journalists have something to do "check out this proof of concept that totally breaks mobile phones' ability to uh take pictures of this ford focus or whatever" stringless has issued a correction as of 10:07 on Aug 7, 2021 |
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Aug 7, 2021 10:05
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Ford out of focus
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Aug 7, 2021 13:12
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BattleMaster posted:Ford out of focus
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Aug 7, 2021 13:16
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you misunderstand the function of dazzle, i think. it's not to make the object impossible to see like traditional camo (those extremely garish ww1 boats that look like some artist commune had mobilized sure weren't, lol) but instead make it impossible to detect detail. a ww1 boat wanted to be visible but make common sea observations (say, how fast the ship was going, or what was the bearing) much more difficult to the human eye specifically. it's very easy to see where the water line is on a boat with a single colour hull (you look for the dark bit), it's much more difficult to do the same on alternating shades. similarly, if i'm ford i don't want nissan to look at where the air grills are from a social media picture and deduce that the product has this or that feature, or that the doors will be x inches wide and so forth.
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Aug 7, 2021 13:22
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CoolCab posted:you misunderstand the function of dazzle, i think. it's not to make the object impossible to see like traditional camo (those extremely garish ww1 boats that look like some artist commune had mobilized sure weren't, lol) but instead make it impossible to detect detail. a ww1 boat wanted to be visible but make common sea observations (say, how fast the ship was going, or what was the bearing) much more difficult to the human eye specifically. it's very easy to see where the water line is on a boat with a single colour hull (you look for the dark bit), it's much more difficult to do the same on alternating shades. similarly, if i'm ford i don't want nissan to look at where the air grills are from a social media picture and deduce that the product has this or that feature, or that the doors will be x inches wide and so forth. Sending u an e-swirlie rn
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Aug 7, 2021 13:23
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tokin opposition posted:Sending u an e-swirlie rn build a collection of interesting ideas, my friend, and then you need never reach for a post.
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Aug 7, 2021 13:27
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BattleMaster posted:Ford out of focus Can they make camo next to hide the fact that you're driving a Prius?
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Aug 7, 2021 13:27
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If an Autopilot Tesla crashes into an out of focus Ford both parties get to deem the technology a success!
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Aug 7, 2021 13:31
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etalian posted:Can they make camo next to hide the fact that you're driving a Prius? What do you think the hybrid rav 4 is?
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Aug 7, 2021 13:31
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this would probably mess with teslas auto pilot software too
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Aug 7, 2021 13:42
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I want that paint option on a new car.
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Aug 7, 2021 15:49
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ArmZ posted:this would probably mess with teslas auto pilot software too Teslas will treat this car as a QR code and immediately navigate to pornhub on the in-dash tablet.
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Aug 7, 2021 15:50
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Real hurthling! posted:maybe she dont need to be streaming in a state of duress One of my favorite genres of video is “person who clearly took a couple minutes to set up their camera to record them crying about a personal tragedy.” Gotta do it for the engagement! e: like this! Kit Walker has issued a correction as of 16:48 on Aug 7, 2021 |
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Aug 7, 2021 16:38
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withak posted:Teslas will treat this car as a QR code and immediately navigate to pornhub on the in-dash tablet. ...at least then they can then blame the distracted driver when the tesla crashes into a random thing for no reason?
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Aug 7, 2021 16:41
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Shear Modulus posted:what's even the purported logic behind the cops having a kid's prints helping them find the kid if they're kidnapped? what kind of situation is the kidnappee going to be in police custody to be printed but not able to just say "that isn't my dad, i've been kidnapped." only makes sense if maybe it'll help the cops identify a body but i think if they find a dead kid they'll be checking reports of kidnapped children anyway Awesome, probably hundreds of thousands of dollars of camo that can be defeated by sitting on a park bench with a first generation Kinect.
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Aug 8, 2021 04:20
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GWBBQ posted:Awesome, probably hundreds of thousands of dollars of camo that can be defeated by sitting on a park bench with a first generation Kinect. if the camo actually worked it would be a military technology. this just seems like they are trying to draw attention to the car so they can make sure to get free advertising
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Aug 8, 2021 13:12
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Rutibex posted:if the camo actually worked it would be a military technology. this just seems like they are trying to draw attention to the car so they can make sure to get free advertising Yeah. "Please don't create social media buzz around our new car. Anything but that!"
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Aug 8, 2021 14:43
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SHA hashing my nudes to make r/crypto pay more for the code
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Aug 8, 2021 16:15
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Rutibex posted:if the camo actually worked it would be a military technology. this just seems like they are trying to draw attention to the car so they can make sure to get free advertising yeah they’d have to use a crazy name like dazzle camo if it ever became a military tech
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Aug 8, 2021 18:19
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San Diego PD put on a community theater performance of one of their officers "overdosiing" on fentanyl from coming into contact with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DssqP8fwAM This is of course complete bullshit and the San Diego PD and the officers involved won't talk to the NYT about why they're pumping this bullshit. https://twitter.com/LeoBeletsky/status/1424357167281451009 Why would they do this? Well they can charge people with felonies for putting officers "in danger" anytime they find fent anywhere. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/17/us/fentanyl-police-emt-overdose.html
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Aug 8, 2021 20:41
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https://twitter.com/oliviasolon/status/1424334589070397442
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Aug 8, 2021 20:53
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cool thing about the camo video was the guy doing advanced layout... in powerpoint
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Aug 8, 2021 20:57
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PostNouveau posted:Why would they do this? Well they can charge people with felonies for putting officers "in danger" anytime they find fent anywhere. So they can scare pearlcutchers. They need to know how dangerous Fentanyl is and that it could turn their kids into gang members at any moment.
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Aug 8, 2021 21:43
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Elderbean posted:So they can scare pearlcutchers. They need to know how dangerous Fentanyl is and that it could turn their kids into gang members at any moment. Before COVID, my office would bring in the world's unluckiest man to "train" us about things*. One time he claimed that dealers were spiking weed with Fentanyl. *for whatever reason they brought him in for every required training from the MSDS to Ladder Safety, and every last time he had some sort of personal story about someone he knew either being inured or killed from whatever we were being forced to sit in a room and listen to him read copy about.
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Aug 8, 2021 21:54
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There are multiple billboards in my are warning people of the dangers of edibles laced with fentanyl and high levels of THC 
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Aug 8, 2021 22:04
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why would drug dealers spike weak drugs with more potent drugs. that doesn't make any business sense. if you want fentanyl you're paying fentanyl prices for it 
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Aug 8, 2021 22:09
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to get you hooked. looks like someone didn't graduate from DARE
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Aug 8, 2021 22:30
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Rutibex posted:why would drug dealers spike weak drugs with more potent drugs. that doesn't make any business sense. if you want fentanyl you're paying fentanyl prices for it Sadly fentanyl is dirt cheap, or at least was a few years ago when the Chinese direct-to-retail pipeline was at a high, under $100/gram, which I’ve been told equates to something like $1/gram of stepped-on H. I assume it’s harder to get now after a few high-profile executions, but not sure. I’m repeating poo poo I heard from disreputable former acquaintance back in ~2018. May be bullshit, but entertaining bullshit nontheless. Same guy was thinking the fentanyl-in-weed thing may be true, but only for those mysteriously-sourced vape carts that appeared overnight all over the Midwest around this time. I used a few of these and it never felt like opiods (and I never clogged up, lol) and even better my lungs didn’t collapse from the goddamn vitamin E.
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Aug 8, 2021 22:32
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Elderbean posted:So they can scare pearlcutchers. They need to know how dangerous Fentanyl is and that it could turn their kids into gang members at any moment. I look forward to seeing all the recycled warnings against crack from my youth with the word "fentanyl" poorly dubbed in.
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Aug 8, 2021 22:38
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Iron Crowned posted:Before COVID, my office would bring in the world's unluckiest man to "train" us about things*. One time he claimed that dealers were spiking weed with Fentanyl. MRC48B posted:There are multiple billboards in my are warning people of the dangers of edibles laced with fentanyl and high levels of THC there was a bullshit story in my local news about this recently, it must be the new satanic panic
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Aug 9, 2021 01:01
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Fentanyl from CHINA!
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Aug 9, 2021 01:07
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https://twitter.com/UNILADTECH/status/1424313184144568326?s=20
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Aug 9, 2021 04:26
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Very innovative and disruptive!
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Aug 9, 2021 04:37
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drat they reinvented the wheel
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Aug 9, 2021 04:51
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why would you make dumb electricity when you could be making fish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IarZQFsDAiM
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Aug 9, 2021 05:07
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Rutibex posted:why would you make dumb electricity when you could be making fish what do you think powers the factories making the fish you fool
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