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There isn’t a single line from the trilogy that can’t be improved with a well-placed lmao Fly, you fools! Lmao
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Aug 7, 2021 11:19
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webmeister posted:There isn’t a single line from the trilogy that can’t be improved with a well-placed lmao -Cast it into the fire! Destroy it! -Lmao.
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Aug 7, 2021 11:34
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quote:And when the glad shout had swelled up and died away again, to Sam’s final and complete satisfaction and pure joy, a minstrel
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Aug 7, 2021 11:51
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Well, here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace! I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil lmao
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Aug 7, 2021 12:07
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Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatulmao.
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Aug 7, 2021 13:54
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Jigsaw posted:Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, WINNER
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Aug 7, 2021 14:22
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She gave me three lmao
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Aug 7, 2021 15:24
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Ayy! lmao lantar lassi súrinen,
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Aug 7, 2021 16:48
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Aurë Entuluva lmao. Seventy times he uttered that cry lmao.
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Aug 7, 2021 17:46
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Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys, lmao
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Aug 7, 2021 18:17
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quote:’You cannot enter here,’ said Gandalf, and the huge shadow halted. ‘Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your Master. Go!’
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Fuckin golden, litchrally better than canon
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Aug 8, 2021 02:58
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ALL SHALL LMAO, AND DESPAIR!
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Aug 8, 2021 03:22
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because my axe is buried in his nervous system! lmao
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Aug 8, 2021 03:40
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Holy poo poo this one’s gunna be tough to beat
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Aug 8, 2021 04:14
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Tolkien’s Middle-Earth: From a mouth unseen there came a deadly laughter. ‘Lmao’ he said. ‘Lol’
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Aug 8, 2021 04:20
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Did Pippin kill Gandalf by being noisy?
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Aug 8, 2021 05:55
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They already knew they were there and would have got them near the bridge regardless imho
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Aug 8, 2021 11:23
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To the dismay of those that stood by, about the body of Saruman a grey mist gathered, and rising slowly to a great height like smoke from a fire, as a pale shrouded figure it loomed over the Hill. For a moment it wavered, looking to the West; but out of the West came a cold wind, and it bent away, and with a lmao dissolved into nothing.
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Aug 8, 2021 18:12
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OctaviusBeaver posted:Did Pippin kill Gandalf by being noisy?
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Aug 8, 2021 18:25
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Yeah but the Balrog is really loving lazy.
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Aug 8, 2021 18:36
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OctaviusBeaver posted:Did Pippin kill Gandalf by being noisy? Movies probably, books no
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Aug 8, 2021 21:15
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tom-tap, tap-tom. tom-tap, tap-tom.
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Aug 9, 2021 02:31
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Rereading LOTR last year made me realize how I wish they did that whole Balrog sequence like the book, with Gandalf sealing the door and getting thrown down the staircase or whatever.
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Aug 9, 2021 03:06
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CommonShore posted:tom-tap, tap-tom. Fixed
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Aug 9, 2021 08:54
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Sax Solo posted:To the dismay of those that stood by, about the body of Saruman a grey mist gathered, and rising slowly to a great height like smoke from a fire, as a pale shrouded figure it loomed over the Hill. For a moment it wavered, looking to the West; but out of the West came a cold 'lmao', and it bent away, and with a sigh dissolved into nothing.
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Aug 9, 2021 11:12
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It was a purely Forums joke to refer to it as Lowtax's End.
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Aug 9, 2021 12:25
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…till the dark lord lifts up his hand over dead sea and withered land. lmao
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Aug 9, 2021 13:07
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Actually, how is lmao pronounced? L'mayo or ellemae'oh or lermow or...
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Aug 9, 2021 13:47
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Tree Bucket posted:Actually, how is lmao pronounced? L'mayo or ellemae'oh or lermow or... Depends which side of the Brandywine you're from
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Aug 9, 2021 15:11
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The real question is not whether the Balrog sensed Gandalf. Gandalf has passed through Moria safely before. The question is does the Balrog sense the ring. And the answer is almost certainly yes. But I don't think the Balrog would necessarily have roused the orcs against the Fellowship. I think it is Pippin's fault they got swarmed by orcs.
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Aug 9, 2021 15:18
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(man that's how i did it originally but decided it was funnier to change the sigh)
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Aug 9, 2021 16:18
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Why would the Balrog sense the ring?
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Aug 9, 2021 17:12
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euphronius posted:Why would the Balrog sense the ring? Because it has most of Sauron's essence inside of it. Like, if he can sense Gandalf he should be able to sense the ring.
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Aug 9, 2021 17:23
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euphronius posted:Why would the Balrog sense the ring? Because it’s got (part of) a god’s spirit in it. So does Gandalf obviously, but he is taking pains to conceal that most of the time. In the event, the balrog (unlike, for example, the barrow wight, the tentacle monster at the west gate, or the orc chief in the chamber of Mazarbul) does not seem to single out Frodo in any way, but maybe that’s just because they took the right lesson from those precedents and never gave him the chance.
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sweet geek swag posted:Because it has most of Sauron's essence inside of it. So why would the Balrog be especially attuned to that. The Ring does not broadcast sauron's voice or whatever.
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