Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Darthemed posted:

Strange Tales #107 (1963)
If only Johnny had played Pokemon.

Doom: The Emperor Returns #1 (2002)

Does the next panel have Doom dressed in an improvised Cowboy get up ala Cowboy Gil from Parenthood? I don't know why, but that feels like something Doom would do.

(Incidentally, I know Namor fucks, but is he only about the ladies or does he like the gentlemen too?)

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Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Jonathan Storm is one of the gently caress-dumbest characters in the Marvel universes.

And that's saying a lot.

site posted:

don't even act like if you could customize the size of your dong you wouldn't do it

# ? Aug 10, 2021 01:16

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Everything is Mallrats now.

(And has been since Mallrats came out.)

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muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

In the manga series Elusive Samurai some samurai have decided that they really want to die in battle.

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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

lol I was just coming here to post the bottom panel.

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Elissimpark posted:

(Incidentally, I know Namor fucks, but is he only about the ladies or does he like the gentlemen too?)

Just the ladies I believe, but he's not picky about species.

# ? Aug 10, 2021 14:37

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

He is, however, picky about literature:

From Fraction's brief but enjoyable Defenders run.

# ? Aug 10, 2021 16:35

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Fantastic Four #60 (1967)

Detective Comics #1 (2001 reprint)

# ? Aug 10, 2021 16:47

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Darthemed posted:

Fantastic Four #60 (1967)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa-MnkNL-2Q&t=13s

# ? Aug 10, 2021 17:01

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Darthemed posted:

Strange Tales #107 (1963)
If only Johnny had played Pokemon.

How many times have we seen the baby in the crashed spaceship? The falling string of pearls? The spider's bite and the wince of pain? Maybe a Human Torch has just gotta fight a Submariner.

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mercenarynuker: Sep 10, 2008

Is it pronounced Sub-Mariner, or is it pronounced Sub-Mariner?

# ? Aug 10, 2021 22:09

Edmund Lava: Sep 8, 2004; Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

mercenarynuker posted:

Is it pronounced Sub-Mariner, or is it pronounced Sub-Mariner?

I think the hyphen would make the latter correct right?

# ? Aug 10, 2021 22:21

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Edmund Lava posted:

I think the hyphen would make the latter correct right?

Actually, it's the former:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3FC1iUZ_Qw

# ? Aug 10, 2021 22:26

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Sub-Mariner is pronounced like the baseball team not like the submersible craft.

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Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

I thought it was pronounced like the county!

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Really anyone working at Subway is a submariner.

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muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Its pronounced "sword"

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Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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Ghostlight posted:

"Oh yes, dearest brother, let me make certain that you are well-informed of how much I enjoy sexing with someone enhanced with powers of stretching and multiple unique appendages... _{_{and who completely forgets what he's doing and wanders away because a new scientific principle has come to mind... luckily, he invented various useful appliances so it's not a *total* loss while waiting for Namor to kidnap me again... Hitachi, take me away!}}"

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site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

X-O posted:

Sub-Mariner is pronounced like the baseball team not like the submersible craft.

i had never thought to pronounce it that way but now that is extremely how I'm going to pronounce it

# ? Aug 11, 2021 00:35

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

muscles like this! posted:

Its pronounced "sword"

Well I feel foolish.

# ? Aug 11, 2021 00:45

How Wonderful!: Jul 18, 2006; I only have excellent ideas

Sue Bummeriner.

# ? Aug 11, 2021 01:00

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

bessantj posted:

New superhero just dropped

Once again, Turner D. Century fulfills his role as the Rodney Dangerfield of 1990s supervillains.

Makes me wince to think that Marvel's gonna make a mini series or something with him and they'll have to figure out a way to print a special one-shot collection of Cap America stories of him, ending with him being brutally murdered without remorse by Scourge.

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Kurui Reiten: Apr 24, 2010

Binary Badger posted:

Once again, Turner D. Century fulfills his role as the Rodney Dangerfield of 1990s supervillains.

Makes me wince to think that Marvel's gonna make a mini series or something with him and they'll have to figure out a way to print a special one-shot collection of Cap America stories of him, ending with him being brutally murdered without remorse by Scourge.

He was brought back by Dormammu and was alive as of Superior Spider-Man #9 in 2019, according to the wiki.

# ? Aug 11, 2021 02:01

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Elissimpark posted:

Does the next panel have Doom dressed in an improvised Cowboy get up ala Cowboy Gil from Parenthood? I don't know why, but that feels like something Doom would do.

(Incidentally, I know Namor fucks, but is he only about the ladies or does he like the gentlemen too?)

I now need to see Doom with cowboy armor.

CURSE YOU! :doom:

# ? Aug 11, 2021 06:12

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Kurui Reiten posted:

He was brought back by Dormammu and was alive as of Superior Spider-Man #9 in 2019, according to the wiki.

Was Dormammu drunk that day, or did he just need a laugh?

# ? Aug 11, 2021 06:15

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

davidspackage posted:

Was Dormammu drunk that day, or did he just need a laugh?

"Dormammu, I've come to bargain"
"Oh my God could you not be so loud in the morning? Look, I made a lot of bad decisions last night..."

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Splint Chesthair: Dec 27, 2004

They need to reboot Turner D. Century as a dude with a flip phone who talks in Seinfeld and Simpsons quotes.

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Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Splint Chesthair posted:

They need to reboot Turner D. Century as a dude with a flip phone who talks in Seinfeld and Simpsons quotes.

And who parties like it's 19-- hold up, it is!

# ? Aug 11, 2021 16:03

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Phoenix #4 (1975)

Green Goblin #11 (1996)

# ? Aug 11, 2021 16:45

Splint Chesthair: Dec 27, 2004

Darthemed posted:

Green Goblin #11 (1996)

I'll tell you what, I do not miss the 90s fixation on drawing big old strings of drool connecting characters' teeth.

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Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

drat, did I miss Peter David

X-Men Legends #06

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Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

The thought of puking in that helmet, just so gross.

# ? Aug 11, 2021 18:28

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Zil posted:

The thought of puking in that helmet, just so gross.

It's Doom's kid, I imagine he was a quick release on the mask.

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The_Other: Dec 28, 2012; Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.

From The 6 Sidekicks of Trigger Keaton #3

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Drakyn: Dec 26, 2012

Darthemed posted:

Phoenix #4 (1975)

UNNH, he grunted tranquilly.

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Libra: Jan 5, 2011

The nice thing about the tranquilaser is that it puts you to sleep BEFORE it burns a hole clean through your chest, so you barely feel it at all!

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Skwirl posted:

It's Doom's kid, I imagine he was a quick release on the mask.

I mean he has magic right? just portal that to a foot above Reed Richard's head, who then science portals it to Hank Pym's toilet, who has spent $40k on plumbers trying to figure out where the sewage is coming from.

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