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Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

Eifert Posting posted:

Idunno, that seems like a stretch for a QB I would personally rate at #10 overall. That's just my opinion though.

looks like someone hasnt done the statistical analyses

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
I'm glad they are going to get rid of this disgusting taunting and I hope punishing these immoral touch down celebrations is right behind it

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
https://twitter.com/ihartitz/status/1425151360010530818?s=21

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Golden Tate loving Rules and also caught that ball eat poo poo

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
If you don't want to get taunted don't get owned

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Didn't stop Jalen Ramsey from knocking up his sister. The ultimate taunt.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Derek Fcking Carr posted:

If you don't want to get taunted don't get owned
I remember the time Stevie Johnson taunted Kyle Wilson and got flagged for it, and then Kyle Wilson committed pass interference and unnecessary roughness on Stevie Johnson in the same drive, dragging an anemic aughts Bills offense close enough for the game-winning score.
That owned. In summary, taunting is cool and good.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
To add more to the pile, taunting is fantastic when it works, it’s also fantastic when it bites someone in the rear end (Cortland Finnegan/Andre Johnson never forget), I honestly don’t understand what the objections to it are

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Taunting is showmanship and draws attention to the individual , which the NFL hates.

I'd also suspect there may be some inherent racial bias, but that would require me to know enough white receivers that are known for taunting to dispute this allegation.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Android Apocalypse posted:

Taunting is showmanship and draws attention to the individual , which the NFL hates.

I'd also suspect there may be some inherent racial bias, but that would require me to know enough white receivers that are known for taunting to dispute this allegation.

Cole Beasley taunts fate

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Who is actually calling for these rules? Do the players actually give a poo poo? I'm sure there's coaches that whine about it but this feels like the NFL is doing this entirely unprompted.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Someone should remind the NFL that they are first and foremost an entertainment product.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Joey Freshwater posted:

Who is actually calling for these rules?
mediocre white men who listen to sports radio

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

PROTECT THE SHIELD

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Joey Freshwater posted:

Who is actually calling for these rules? Do the players actually give a poo poo? I'm sure there's coaches that whine about it but this feels like the NFL is doing this entirely unprompted.

The Father-In-Law Collective has a powerful lobbying arm.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Mods please change my name to Father-In Law Collective.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCxajKYgtLg

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Carson Wentz probably going to play week 1. Sorry Colts fans. :(

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Wheel is looking shaky. I'm sure we can drive off the problem though.

https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/1425480523191816194

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Didn't stop Jalen Ramsey from knocking up his sister. The ultimate taunt.

Thats a red flag, not a yellow one.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


A single saints CB taunted the bears so hard that he got 2 receivers ejected for trying to fight him in 2 games in the same season, one of which was in a playoff game. That dude is incredible at poo poo talking.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1425469985229508612?s=20

By my off the top of my head count the Ravens have 3 healthy WRs (one of whom is Watkins) (4 if you count Lamar) out of 7 on the roster, and I think only 2 of those (one of whom is Waktins) have any catches in the nfl. Hollywood is doing conditioning stuff again at least.

e: I mixed up Tylan Wallace with Daelin Hayes, there's 4 WRs healthy :toot:

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Aug 11, 2021

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Sammy Watkins has taken the soul of all the other WRs to try and stay healthy

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Someone should remind the NFL that they are first and foremost an entertainment product.

theyre actually a proving ground for real men and a recruiting tool for the military. they also provide hope and inspiration for this great nation.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

jalen ramsey knocked up his sister?

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Ravens WRs are like Orioles pitchers. Whenever things look promising someone gets chronically injured until they wash out of the league.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Cavauro posted:

jalen ramsey knocked up his sister?

Had to prove he was better then Earl Thomas

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/JennaLaineESPN/status/1425480733095829506?s=20

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Oh holy poo poo, it just hit me that the Florida NFL teams are going to have full capacity this season. So many people are going to loving die.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


It rules how much babying these players need to get a tiny amount of vax juice injected into their shoulder.

Just tell them it's Toradol.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Kalli posted:

Oh holy poo poo, it just hit me that the Florida NFL teams are going to have full capacity this season. So many people are going to loving die.

By that point everyone in Florida will have gotten it already

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

shirts and skins posted:

Golden Tate loving Rules and also caught that ball eat poo poo

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Lmao "still talking to the doctors". What's there to talk about you loving piece of poo poo

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
E: nothing to see here :v:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Q!=E

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Well gently caress it

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

are you ok

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/robertmays/status/1425463414730625032?s=19

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Nick Jr. Face posted:

Well gently caress it

I forgive you.

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Ehud posted:

are you ok

He has been working out! But his modem has been eating his posts. He's going to try this one more time.

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