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Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

My poor generation, convinced we were going to enter into a wonderland of funny parody porn titles when we finally got old enough that they'd let us into the 24-hour porn barn out on the interstate, and instead faced with the harsh reality of Internet search optimization meaning everything's named This Ain't Kramer vs. Kramer: XXX Parody now

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Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

True, but that�s why you go to experts of so on the nose porn titles that it loops right back around to hilarious: the Japanese

https://twitter.com/javdottxt/status/1423634537754595331?s=21

# ? Aug 9, 2021 07:43

The Vosgian Beast: Aug 13, 2011; Business is slow

Djeser posted:

f plus supercut of every "and now, a list of titles" bit

I'm fond of the /r/nosleep one

# ? Aug 9, 2021 14:21

ShellGame: Apr 10, 2016; stack 'em to the heavens

Kitfox88 posted:

My favorite of these is still the porno wiki one

mine is the passions list

# ? Aug 9, 2021 15:01

Djeser: Mar 22, 2013; it's crow time again

Blurtit always gets me but that's one of my all time favorite episodes.

"Where can i find lonely sexy women who like young men at?"
"Drink semen can increase height or not"
" What�s up my butt is sore a lot?"

There was also that one episode where someone created a poem out of the titles, I forget which one but that was also amazing.

# ? Aug 9, 2021 17:45

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

towhow

Djeser posted:

There was also that one episode where someone created a poem out of the titles, I forget which one but that was also amazing.

That was Spooks, for This Is Not a WikiHow Episode.

# ? Aug 9, 2021 18:06

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

ShellGame posted:

mine is the passions list

The listing is great but it�s frankwest�s interjections that really make me break down during it.

�I also only date once a year!�

# ? Aug 9, 2021 20:25

Lotus Aura: Aug 16, 2009; KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

"Jazz Passions! You see, I'm really into scat, but it's not what you think!" is such a great line.

# ? Aug 9, 2021 21:11

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

Djeser posted:

new ep: the dream fiction wiki

i seriously dont understand why these people dontj ust write fanfiction

its the exact same thing only you DONT have to argue with some other guy about its validity

is the arguing the point???

# ? Aug 11, 2021 23:55

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Endorph posted:

i seriously dont understand why these people dontj ust write fanfiction

its the exact same thing only you DONT have to argue with some other guy about its validity

is the arguing the point???

The internet is made up of zeros (horniness) and ones (dumb arguments) and so anything transmitted on it is one or the other.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:03

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Endorph posted:

i seriously dont understand why these people dontj ust write fanfiction

its the exact same thing only you DONT have to argue with some other guy about its validity

is the arguing the point???

I think that it's what Frank West said, that this is what happens when the weird nerdy kids who would have just written fanfiction a decade earlier grow up taking the idea of everything being on a wiki for granted. There's no comprehension of why the wiki format exists, just that it's what stuff on the Internet goes on so your Internet stuff goes on a wiki, even though it doesn't actually make a lick of sense and draws people into absolutely demented conflicts cramming all their imaginary bullshit into the same shared space.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:18

Laocius: Jul 6, 2013

Sham bam bamina! posted:

cramming all their imaginary bullshit into the same shared space

This is the part that actually does make sense to me, at least in theory. I get the appeal of having your imaginary bullshit coexist with other people�s, but only if you actually want to collaborate with them. You know, have your fake country border someone else�s, write some bullshit about how their shared history, that kind of thing.

What makes it weird is that no one seems to want to do that? They put all their bullshit in the same place, but none of it seems to interact until someone wants to make Quebec independent. It�s like an improv group, but everyone is just independently improvising their own scenarios.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:36

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

Endorph posted:

i seriously dont understand why these people dontj ust write fanfiction

its the exact same thing only you DONT have to argue with some other guy about its validity

is the arguing the point???

I still don't think we figured out what the wiki was for

# ? Aug 12, 2021 01:47

miniscule12: Jan 8, 2020; HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

Laocius posted:

This is the part that actually does make sense to me, at least in theory. I get the appeal of having your imaginary bullshit coexist with other people�s, but only if you actually want to collaborate with them. You know, have your fake country border someone else�s, write some bullshit about how their shared history, that kind of thing.

What makes it weird is that no one seems to want to do that? They put all their bullshit in the same place, but none of it seems to interact until someone wants to make Quebec independent. It�s like an improv group, but everyone is just independently improvising their own scenarios.

everything is social, the idea that you create something that only you will see isn't real anymore

these thought forms can only have value if they are in conflict with another

# ? Aug 12, 2021 04:32

Hobnob: Feb 23, 2006; Ursa Adorandum

Just listened to the Servitor bit of EC's "Gifts of the Magi" and I want to say I very much appreciated Dijon's Variks voice. Even included some insect-like chattering for good measure.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 04:40

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

Laocius posted:

This is the part that actually does make sense to me, at least in theory. I get the appeal of having your imaginary bullshit coexist with other people�s, but only if you actually want to collaborate with them. You know, have your fake country border someone else�s, write some bullshit about how their shared history, that kind of thing.

What makes it weird is that no one seems to want to do that? They put all their bullshit in the same place, but none of it seems to interact until someone wants to make Quebec independent. It�s like an improv group, but everyone is just independently improvising their own scenarios.

Collaborative writing efforts own and is part of why tabletop gaming can be such a blast, yeah. :hmmyes:

These nerds just need to go play some pathfinder or lancer

# ? Aug 12, 2021 05:31

MarxCarl: Jul 18, 2003

Over in the Infowarrior Rides thread - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3971471

They found a car that fits into episode 339

Ror posted:

there's a lot going on here

they're not a joke. you don't make jokes about them, TLC Tuggers.

and then a pic of the TLCTugger for those who don't want to go to the TLCTugger site

LifeSunDeath posted:

BRO

Don't do it bro

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Lumbermouth: Mar 6, 2008; GREG IS BIG NOW

The sheer whiplash of scrolling down on that photo.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 15:18

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Djeser posted:

f plus supercut of every "and now, a list of titles" bit

HOW TO MAKE A HARRY POTTER ROOM
HOW TO MAKE A HARRY POTTER BROOM
HOW TO DO TAI CHI HARRY POTTER

# ? Aug 13, 2021 17:36

ShellGame: Apr 10, 2016; stack 'em to the heavens

Is Extra Credit normal?

# ? Aug 13, 2021 17:44

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Waffleman_ posted:

HOW TO MAKE A HARRY POTTER ROOM
HOW TO MAKE A HARRY POTTER BROOM
HOW TO DO TAI CHI HARRY POTTER

HOW TO VOMIT WHILE DRIVING

# ? Aug 13, 2021 19:42

Andrast: Apr 21, 2010

when is the next wikihow episode

# ? Aug 13, 2021 20:29

Meowywitch: Jan 14, 2010; Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

I'm genuinely surprised and quite a bit saddened that they didn't go back to Yahoo Answers for one final time before the site closed

# ? Aug 13, 2021 21:26

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Sharkitten posted:

I'm genuinely surprised and quite a bit saddened that they didn't go back to Yahoo Answers for one final time before the site closed

Someone sent in a doc and they read one of mine recently that had a splash of Yahoo Answers in it, the responses are lost forever though

# ? Aug 13, 2021 21:35

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

So if LJ was the past and wikis were the recent past, I guess the kids are making their stories up on tiktok and instagram now? That's going to be hard to do a doc on :v:

# ? Aug 14, 2021 09:24

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

It might go the drunk history route, trying to reenact the scenes as accurate to the text as possible

# ? Aug 14, 2021 11:44

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

ewe2 posted:

So if LJ was the past and wikis were the recent past, I guess the kids are making their stories up on tiktok and instagram now? That's going to be hard to do a doc on

That's when our intrepid readers are finally free.

# ? Aug 14, 2021 17:11

fit em all up in there: Oct 10, 2006; Violencia

Hey f plus thread

ITS TIME FOR EROTIC POETRY

https://thefpl.us/episode/359

# ? Aug 14, 2021 19:04

Meowywitch: Jan 14, 2010; Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

fit em all up in there posted:

Hey f plus thread

ITS TIME FOR EROTIC POETRY

https://thefpl.us/episode/359

Oh hell yes. Here's hoping there's some HARRY POTTER in three

e: oh god the 12 days of BDSM christmas is going to be stuck in my head for a long loving time

Meowywitch fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Aug 15, 2021

# ? Aug 14, 2021 20:02

Djeser: Mar 22, 2013; it's crow time again

[✔] erotic
[✔] poetry
[✔] fetlife

:sickos:

# ? Aug 15, 2021 01:23

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

on the two nipple clamps

# ? Aug 16, 2021 19:39

Meowywitch: Jan 14, 2010; Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

Sham bam bamina! posted:

on the two nipple clamps

on the, two nippleclamps

# ? Aug 16, 2021 21:26

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

THREE GOOD TUGSSS

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Tex Avery: Feb 13, 2012

On the two

# ? Aug 18, 2021 20:23

Tex Avery: Feb 13, 2012

Nipple clamps

# ? Aug 18, 2021 20:23

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

What really bothered me about that song was the missing "and." In the original song, it's a long list and the "and" comes at the last item, "and a partridge in a pear tree." But in this version, they've replaced "and" with "while," and in fact the last three lines are one big noun phrase, "three good tugs on the two nipple clamps while handcuffed to the pear tree," so grammatically the "and" should go before the "three." And since the song is so drat repetitive, I had many, many chances to notice this and be bothered by it.

# ? Aug 18, 2021 21:26