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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Nodoze posted:

Why is StL. bothering with this?

Long story short: because City and County have a winnable case, so much so that the lawyers working on it moved their fee schedule to full-contingency and said they are not going to accept a settlement. Already testimony's shown that the NFL/Kroenke/Demoff were planning to move the Rams in 2012, well before the lease on the Ed Jones Dome was up and any other relocation talks occurred. Most people here in the are don't even want another NFL team, either, unless (and this is a big unless) it's publicly owned and share ownership is restricted to people with City/County/St Charles/JeffCo/Metro East zip codes.

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

The worst WRs taunting on simple go routes is a trope you only see in the NFL and multiplayer video games

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
It's cool and funny

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
Taunts are cool as long as they don't freeze before you reach the first marker.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Taunts are best when a guy dumps the ball out right before the endzone like an idiot

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/ultraweedhater/status/1425607029763289093?s=21

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Lol

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe
I miss the days of AdarnSchefter

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I only trust Wes Steinberg.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Oh Barry

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

What’s funny is that came across as a Google news notification, so someone must have ran with it.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
https://twitter.com/dallascowboys/status/1425609601722904582?s=20

hes doing it for the love of the scan

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Buncha glass QB's drafted that year

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

I like Dak but I want the NFC East to keep being a shitshow because it’s funny

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
It got 2.6k likes so yeah that got passed around.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008



well if jerry’s not worried, i’m not worried

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011

Keith Atherton posted:

I want the NFC East to keep being a shitshow because it’s funny

I mean, will this ever be in doubt?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

It's not a setback
Not a reason to worry
Dak is made of glass

Namaste

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Nodoze posted:

Why is StL. bothering with this?

Also huge lol at Jerry Richardson getting dragged back into this

You don't need a reason to squeeze billionaires for every drop you can

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I don’t think I can recall any official team twitter doing damage control like this.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I don’t think I can recall any official team twitter doing damage control like this.

Shades of Elizabeth Warrens campaign website having a page explaining that she was NOT taking anti-psychotic medication.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I don’t think I can recall any official team twitter doing damage control like this.

It’s from the Cowboys new PR director Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf.

MissileWaster
Jul 2, 2007

Remember that one time you totally botched that snap?

sweet thursday posted:

It's not a setback
Not a reason to worry
Dak is made of glass

Namaste

You have acquired the Delusional Cowboys Fan Headband.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

MissileWaster posted:

You have acquired the Delusional Cowboys Fan Headband.

*throws infinite picks*

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/CowboysStats/status/1425641255250313230?s=19

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

sweet thursday posted:

It's not a setback
Not a reason to worry
Dak is made of glass

Namaste

Dak is the sound of one hand getting structural damage

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I don’t think I can recall any official team twitter doing damage control like this.

Yeah that's weird as hell. The Cowboys comms team had a scoop like that instead of a Schefter or Rapaport.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

MissileWaster posted:

You have acquired the Delusional Cowboys Fan Headband.

Lol

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

sweet thursday posted:

It's not a setback
Not a reason to worry
Dak is made of glass

Namaste

More injury reports should be released via haiku.

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
Jerruh works down in Dallas
Spending his money on offense
Yeah he traded in his defense for a Dak-ak-ak-ak-ak
And if he can't win with that running back
At least he can salt his McGriddle

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Is there a hard knocks thread?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

humpthewind posted:

Is there a hard knocks thread?

I just threw one up:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3976151

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
My "It's not a setback" Tweet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my Tweet.

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

This is just Dak's version of Kirk's plexiglass box.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing


Not saying it’s a setback… or a reason to worry… but is it possible that his loving shoulder… is all shot to poo poo?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Don't call it a setback.
They've been poo poo for years.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I’m strongly in favor of the Cowboys being bad and losing many, many football games.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
What's his injury this time, baseball shoulder?

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

I’m strongly in favor of the Cowboys being bad and losing many, many football games.

:same:

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