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Bo-Pepper posted:i made pains to add "generally" to my sentence Im a brit and I can't say I've heard the term, but i also don't stay near places where I could hear 'baps' used in that sense So now I am just imagining a guy saying "Oi mate, noice baps innit luv" or "lookit them baps, ayy?" and cackling |
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Aug 11, 2021 23:35
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I'm in the UK and it's blocked on copyright grounds what the hell This is as bad as when I found out BBC Worldwide is only available if you're outside the UK lol |
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Aug 11, 2021 23:54
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you’ve been robbed of the experience of benedict cumberbatch revealing his childhood nickname of benedict cum-on-baps i’m so sorry for several reasons |
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Aug 12, 2021 00:58
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A wop bop a loo bop a lop bom bom I remain on an unbroken streak this AuLust |
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Aug 12, 2021 02:11
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i get to see spouse in various degrees of clothed and naked all throughout the year (and that rules), but also at the cottage last week i got to see them in a swimsuit which basically only happens at the cottage, and my orbs, wowzers
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biosterous posted:i get to see spouse in various degrees of clothed and naked all throughout the year (and that rules), but also at the cottage last week i got to see them in a swimsuit which basically only happens at the cottage, and my orbs, I am right here with you in this emotion. Ms cruft keeps complaining about getting gray hair or other aging stuff, and after 20 years I'm still like this when I see her: 
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Aug 12, 2021 19:28
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When I look at M I get squishy feelings in my body. |
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Aug 12, 2021 19:33
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Mormon Nailer posted:When I look at M I get squishy feelings in my body. AuLust. |
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Aug 12, 2021 19:34
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cruft posted:AuLust. Yes, this. It's definitely lustful. And mostly me wanting to jump on the bed and make loud noises so people think we're really going for it. |
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Aug 12, 2021 20:51
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I would like to feel AuLust for someone
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They say it's AuLust, folks... have you heard about this?? AuLust... but when I take a look at these forums, heh, all I'm saying is "AuGeez".. you with me on this folks? Thank you, thank you. Ahhhh its a funny world isn't it
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How Wonderful! posted:They say it's AuLust, folks... have you heard about this?? AuLust... but when I take a look at these forums, heh, all I'm saying is "AuGeez".. you with me on this folks? Thank you, thank you. Ahhhh its a funny world isn't it Gosh I agree. It's not exactly AuInspiring most days, but you gotta do what you gotta do to get bi I guess. |
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Aug 13, 2021 02:17
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it sure is *gestures mildly at a dick* |
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Aug 13, 2021 02:17
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*peers curiously at some balls* |
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Aug 13, 2021 02:20
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*assesses those titties* |
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Bo-Pepper posted:*peers curiously at some balls* Sorry haven't shaved in awhile |
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Aug 13, 2021 02:21
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Today I touched a butt. |
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Aug 13, 2021 03:02
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Today I got a manicure so no butt touching for awhile, don't wanna scratch the butt
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Aug 13, 2021 03:25
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Just gently massage the butt with the pads of your fingers Just gently caress that rear end |
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Aug 13, 2021 03:36
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Mormon Nailer posted:Just gently massage the butt with the pads of your fingers Oh my! |
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Aug 13, 2021 03:58
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Mormon Nailer posted:Just gently massage the butt with the pads of your fingers I guess most humans have an rear end, right? I mean, people can be fingerless or handless or footless or legless or whatnot, but I've never heard about anyone being assless. Perhaps our shared rear end-havingness is a commonality we can use to bring the world together. |
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Aug 13, 2021 04:00
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I've heard tell of assless chaps but I've not yet met a feller |
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Aug 13, 2021 04:00
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palpate a taint |
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Aug 13, 2021 04:07
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The word grundle never fails to make me smile
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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Aug 13, 2021 04:40
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cruft posted:I guess most humans have an rear end, right? My rear end started to go away as soon as I hit 40. Soon it will be gone. |
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Aug 13, 2021 04:41
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:My rear end started to go away as soon as I hit 40. Soon it will be gone. We don't! Leave! Soldiers! Behind!
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Aug 13, 2021 04:43
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Mormon Nailer posted:Just gently massage the butt with the pads of your fingers 
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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Aug 13, 2021 05:06
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My gods...... It's beautiful........ |
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Aug 13, 2021 05:17
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Aug 13, 2021 05:18
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Aug 13, 2021 05:20
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Bo-Pepper posted:time for some landscaping Where'd ya find these google search for "yard butts" or "ground booty" is not getting me the results I need |
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Aug 13, 2021 05:27
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Aug 13, 2021 05:28
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Going camping this weekend; got a big new tent with nice thick curtains to keep the rain out when I've got the vents open. Headed to the mountains of West Vagina. |
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Aug 13, 2021 05:31
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Aug 13, 2021 05:37
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Mormon Nailer posted:Going camping this weekend; got a big new tent with nice thick curtains to keep the rain out when I've got the vents open. Headed to the mountains of West Vagina. For pretty much every other poster I would think that was a typo.
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Aug 13, 2021 05:46
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Mormon Nailer posted:Going camping this weekend; got a big new tent with nice thick curtains to keep the rain out when I've got the vents open. Headed to the mountains of West Vagina. fuckin jealous. can you have sex with them appalachians what are so old they predate the continents separating for me? I'd sure appreciate it specifically I mean the mountains but if you meet some Appalachian folks you wanna gently caress you got my blessing too of course
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Aug 13, 2021 07:33
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why did i gently caress the mountain? because it was there
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I got some snow-capped peaks right here for ya big boy *produces gorgeous book of Kaspar David Friedrich paintings*
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biosterous posted:why did i gently caress the mountain? because it was there captain kirk is loving the mountain. why is he loving the mountain
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