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Regarde Aduck posted:for the really annoying people who always go 'non-euclidean!?!!?!? lol lovecraft scared of curved lines omg!!!!!!' no this is what he meant. Specifically this apartment. He foresaw it. And then he said something racist. Probably about the Swarthy Welshman, or the Swart Dane, or the Dusky Switzer
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Regarde Aduck posted:for the really annoying people who always go 'non-euclidean!?!!?!? lol lovecraft scared of curved lines omg!!!!!!' no this is what he meant. Specifically this apartment. He foresaw it. And then he said something racist. He was just checking to see if his cat was stuck in that hellhole <  >
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Normally, the people that get a bot to dub over a video clip with a song aren't great, but in this case, someone knew exactly what was needed. https://twitter.com/editv1deobot/status/1425606874599022600?s=19
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:It still blows my mind that sharks have been around longer than trees. Someone reminded me today that sharks are older than the rings of Saturn.
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Billy Bob Thornton was every guy at a bar in 2014.
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Some absolutely incredible baby names in there. "Welcome to the world, Harry Pogchamp Petroleum Leviosa" God, I watched that one and still breathless from laughing and like literally teared. Thank you goons, I was having a poo poo night and that made me laugh like I haven't in more than a year. I don't know why but Harry Pogchamp Peteoleum Leviosa makes me laugh like a hyena.
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Galewolf posted:I don't know why but Harry Pogchamp Peteoleum Leviosa makes me laugh like a hyena. I'm glad it's not just me.
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They're not wrong, but the European Badger is just as viciously bloody minded as any other type. One tried to fight my car once.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Ben stiller looks weird as poo poo but VV looking fine as hell Vince Vaughn looks like a guy I bought drugs from in high school.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Ben stiller looks weird as poo poo but VV looking fine as hell Atlassian. Like Atlas.
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Phosphine posted:This is a bad metaphor, because shark attacks are an overblown and made up threat. Not in the movie Jaws.
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