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Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
You could stuff a brisket into a goat and it will be cooked in just under 7 hours.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The first part of the sign was done by an American and the last part by a European.

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021


NAMBLA and PETA gonna team up to liberate these hot kids

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

Scratch Monkey posted:

The first part of the sign was done by an American and the last part by literally anyone else

ftfy

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


This is what happens when you mix up Goat F and Goat C.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

boofhead posted:

NAMBLA and PETA gonna team up to liberate these hot kids

Lol

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It wasn't immediately; You actually see him look at every single target the others shoot and make a judgement call on each before putting a bullet in the girl with the weird books.

Fair point. Exceeds policing expectations.

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

You can wash that thing Ash and it won't be so disgusting.

Cyrano4747 posted:

Well, if we assume that the sign is in C ( and who would be silly enough to mix their measurements) then TIL you can boil water on a goat.

IN a goat...

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Fister Roboto posted:

This is what happens when you mix up Goat F and Goat C.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Antigravitas posted:

They are electric goats, duh

Goats are robots, that's why they have square pupils

Guhh!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Antigravitas posted:

They are electric goats, duh

Dammit I told you letting Androids dream was going to be the end of us!

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Fister Roboto posted:

This is what happens when you mix up Goat F and Goat C.

The gently caress is that? Hey, Alexa, show me Goat C on the living room TV.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

boofhead posted:

NAMBLA and PETA gonna team up to liberate these hot kids


Fister Roboto posted:

This is what happens when you mix up Goat F and Goat C.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Lor
Oct 9, 2006

Edit: Replied to a post on the previous page and did it badly. Whoops

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Excited for the future of green electricity with the boiling goat reactor.

Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude

OwlFancier posted:

Excited for the future of green electricity with the boiling goat reactor.

Boiling Goat Reactor is my post-industrial Mountain Goats cover band

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

The Bloop posted:

Goats are robots, that's why they have square pupils

Guhh!

Goat robots, aka gobots, are the favored livestock of transfarmers

RoeCocoa
Oct 23, 2010

Humphreys posted:

I grew up on raised houses that moved quite a bit when stomping around. So it was yelling out to anyone in the house to stop moving, tiptoeing away and slinking onto the couch as smoothly as possible, watch a TV show while listening out for 'OH No!'

Possibly not quite work-safe? :nws: https://istanbul-not-constantinople.tumblr.com/post/187563540082/batpositivity-baba-yaga-house-with-fishnets-on

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Phy posted:

Goat robots, aka gobots, are the favored livestock of transfarmers

Gobots aren't robots, they are cyborgs! Pretty much dreadnoughts from 40k with a half dead person stuck inside them. Sometimes just a brain and spine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtjeeHHkwC0

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

By popular demand posted:

CDs are poor coasters, 5 inch floppy diskettes are where it's at.

I hope you mean 3.5" diskettes. 5.25" would have sucked as a coaster.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Gromit posted:

I hope you mean 3.5" diskettes. 5.25" would have sucked as a coaster.

I think you mean 9 cm diskettes (they're not 3½ inches), and they suck as coasters because they're way too slippery.

e: And just in case someone wants to start Fishmeching, the actual disk inside isn't 3½ inches either.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I think you mean 9 cm diskettes (they're not 3½ inches), and they suck as coasters because they're way too slippery.

e: And just in case someone wants to start Fishmeching, the actual disk inside isn't 3½ inches either.

That's their name, not their literal measurement. Don't disrespect them

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Beerdeer posted:

Boiling Goat Reactor is my post-industrial Mountain Goats cover band

Checked into a bargain-priced room at Dinky the T-Rex
Gazed down through the teeth into the parking looo-ott

PirateDentist
Mar 28, 2006

Sailing The Seven Seas Searching For Scurvy

The Bloop posted:

That's their name, not their literal measurement. Don't disrespect them

Ah, the Subway defense. :hmmyes:

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020


If there's one thing I learned in college, it's that this sign will make a Mars probe crash somehow

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I think you mean 9 cm diskettes (they're not 3½ inches), and they suck as coasters because they're way too slippery.

e: And just in case someone wants to start Fishmeching, the actual disk inside isn't 3½ inches either.

Well yeah, not anymore. That's how big they were before they planed them down to finished surfacing. Like a 2x4

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-13/japan-cargo-ship-breaks-in-two-causes-oil-slick/100373730


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-QNAwUdHUQ

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

shake my drat head everyone forgets Liberia

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


How does this keep happening?

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
They should build more ships where the front is designed to not fall off at all.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Inceltown posted:

How does this keep happening?

Presumably it's something like this:

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Killer robot posted:

Presumably it's something like this:


lmao

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Killer robot posted:

Presumably it's something like this:


goddamn classic there

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Lor posted:

"Should I use 4x write speed? Hmmm...


... no, no best not. 1x Just to be safe." :hai:

Legit did this burning some Dreamcast ISOs.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Cyrano4747 posted:

Well, if we assume that the sign is in C ( and who would be silly enough to mix their measurements) then TIL you can boil water on a goat.

only if it's a billy goat

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

bike tory posted:

only if it's a billy goat

incredible pun

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
This little gently caress owns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XAuT7R7NLI

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May 6, 2007

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