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ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003


tucker rides a sybian during his show to keep the prostate going, why do you think he's making this face all the time

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elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
eat pray trump

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/LeiaLarsen/status/1425923658845933576

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Sltrib!

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I mean at least man up for a Keltec Sub2000, they fold in half!

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

"kids should be starving and working for pennies"

i mean

i can't

gently caress

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

man there's no irony posting past how loving infuriating that is

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Cleavon_MD/status/1426007454526197764

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


lol hell yeah someone bound to be contagious there

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Chinatown posted:

america MUST die

it's trying hard

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

ohrwurm posted:

tucker rides a sybian during his show to keep the prostate going, why do you think he's making this face all the time



sybian liberation army

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
wait, schnorkles eats dog turds? when did we learn this?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Thoatse posted:

sybian liberation army

i was... uh... brainwashed

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
cumshitter is drunk, and angry again

he's naked in the lawn

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Flavius Aetass posted:

man there's no irony posting past how loving infuriating that is

But starving dogs aren't obedient. The best way to train dogs is with constant praise and treats

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Schnorkles posted:

cumshitter is drunk, and angry again

he's naked in the lawn

why are u so protective of ur lawn schnorkles?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

LegoMan posted:

I can hear Smythe breathing heavy from here (possibly :nws:)


https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1426006776084844544?s=20


I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

turnip kid
May 24, 2010
https://twitter.com/realamvoice/status/1425952469993934849?s=21

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Is that lady doublefisting her own microphones?


what the gently caress is this woman wearing, a tshirt cut into a facewrap? pretending you're too stupid to know that cloth masks wont help isn't going to save you.

i am harry has issued a correction as of 04:46 on Aug 13, 2021

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Schnorkles posted:

cumshitter is drunk, and angry again

he's naked in the lawn

Cumshitter lays on its back, his belly baking in the hot lights of your landing strip, beating his legs trying to turn himself over, but he can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

DryGoods has issued a correction as of 04:48 on Aug 13, 2021

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Yeah there not going to do that after maricopa disaster and no one has paid cyber ninjas

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


i'd watch beheading videos if it was of this dude and his friends

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

DryGoods posted:

Cumshitter lays on its back, his belly baking in the hot lights of your landing strip, beating his legs trying to turn himself over, but he can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

let me tell you about my cumshitter *bang*

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i feel safe lying down on schnorkles lawn. i know i won't accidentally lay on something gross

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

DryGoods posted:

Cumshitter lays on its back, his belly baking in the hot lights of your landing strip, beating his legs trying to turn himself over, but he can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

what's a cumshitter

you know what a dolphin is?

yeah

same thing

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Glumwheels posted:

Yeah there not going to do that after maricopa disaster and no one has paid cyber ninjas

I thought the cyber ninjas did get paid though. By the taxpayers of the great state of Arizona.

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

giddy up 409

nothing can touch my 409

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/fox8news/status/1425860100632231945


plinkey is this your taco bell

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

looks like it shoots matchbox cars out of the bottom

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Virgil Vox posted:

giddy up 409

nothing can touch my 409

4

all those jobs with grease and griiiime

0

me I use it all the tiiiime

9

make it a dozen reasons why
I put grease
on the run
with
4
0
9

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


my stomach demands JOINDER with some taco bell

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

I prefer my food delivered by those cool vacuum tube

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

iirc plinkey lives in the penthouse

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

this reminds me of the Taco Bell hotel. is that still a thing?

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

taco bell def winning the franchise wars

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I’d stay at the Taco Bell-tel

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
okay the Taco Bell hotel is gone but they have a quickie wedding chapel in vegas now https://www.tacobellwedding.com

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
i hope they subjugate wendy's at some point, i love a spicy chicken sandwich or a fresh never frozen classic double cheeseburger and i would be quite saddened indeed if they became extinct in the franchise wars

the milk machine has issued a correction as of 05:14 on Aug 13, 2021

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


lol at the hairy thumb sitting behind trump

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