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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



sauer kraut posted:

Are there really people out there who enjoy a thicc crust like that?
Like half the area of the 'pizza' you get is gnawing on dried cardboard with raw flour sprinkled on top :whitewater:

Not specific to this fine example, I mean in general

Probably.



However, there are also people who are not.

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Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Captain Hygiene posted:


The secret ingredient? Love :heysexy:

I cried when I saw this.
Tears of despair.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Weird-rear end pizza, I'm used to that. But what the hell is this procgen-lettered sauce??

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Captain Hygiene posted:


The secret ingredient? Love :heysexy:

mmmmm Banquet frozen chicken pot pie filling. And with mayo!

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

sauer kraut posted:

Are there really people out there who enjoy a thicc crust like that?
Like half the area of the 'pizza' you get is gnawing on dried cardboard with raw flour sprinkled on top :whitewater:

Not specific to this fine example, I mean in general

Good pizza crust is good so a lot of it can be good. A lot of bad pizza crust is bad tho, yeah.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Captain Hygiene posted:


The secret ingredient? Love :heysexy:

That's just traditional polish veggie salad pizza, you only eat it during Christmas or Easter

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

laserghost posted:

That's just traditional polish veggie salad pizza, you only eat it during Christmas or Easter
Honestly I don't think Jesus would like to be associated with that thing

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

The greatest thing about religion, is that you can add your own spin to it. Just like with pizza. "Have it your way." (Proverbs 14:12)

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Martman posted:

Honestly I don't think Jesus would like to be associated with that thing

Dude used to serve up loaves and fishes to his guests. At best that’s a plain tuna sub. He’s no gourmet.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



shadow puppet of a posted:

Dude used to serve up loaves and fishes to his guests. At best that’s a plain tuna sub. He’s no gourmet.

Give him a break they didn't have Quiznos back then, only Subway

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

FFT posted:

Weird-rear end pizza, I'm used to that. But what the hell is this procgen-lettered sauce??

that's the runic insignia of the Heinzsatzgruppen

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




You can afford one lobster & top shelf tequila pizza, or one hundred Little Caesar's Hot & Readies....what do you do

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

that's the runic insignia of the Heinzsatzgruppen

lol filing "Heinzaztgruppen" away for future usage

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

SavageMessiah posted:

lol filing "Heinzaztgruppen" away for future usage

Yeah that is a goodie

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/VioTCZ/status/1426577295372963846?s=20

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I have a feeling that if you touch those beads of mozzerella, you'll find they're ice cold.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

davidspackage posted:

I have a feeling that if you touch those beads of mozzerella, you'll find they're ice cold.

Moz is suppose to be cold, lol

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



steinrokkan posted:

Moz is suppose to be cold, lol

Maybe if it's on some kind of vichy'za

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

steinrokkan posted:

Moz is suppose to be cold, lol

No

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Let us journey back to the year of 2014, when the idea of a 3D printer that could build us a poo sausage pizza in real time was merely a novel futuristic idea, rather than the commonplace reality it is today

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Has anyone tried putting weisswurst on a pizza??

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

steinrokkan posted:

Moz is suppose to be cold, lol

Piled high

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Has anyone tried putting weisswurst on a pizza??

silly question

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




The wurst pizza ever

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



FFT posted:

silly question



would

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...


That's a goddamn salad on a cracker

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


I'm more upset by the horrible ratio of overcooked pita surface to hosed up salad pile toppings.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




steinrokkan posted:

Moz is suppose to be cold, lol

lol no

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


steinrokkan posted:

Moz is suppose to be cold, lol

Is this a weird "cold cheese on hot pizza" thing

Are you from the Ohio River Valley

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Spaghett posted:

That's a goddamn salad on a cracker

Oh God I didn't notice until now it's not lumpy tomato sauce, it's just little tomato wedges

Surely this thing is not actually hot, and not called a pizza by its maker.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

steinrokkan posted:

Moz is suppose to be cold, lol

Yeah, that's why pizza ovens are like 500 degrees, it's to keep the cheese cold

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
All I'm going to say is you people complain everywhere u go

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

looks like we got a real mestre on our hands

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
Shameful unawareness of Doobie itt

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Seaniqua posted:

Shameful unawareness of Doobie itt

I will forever be ashamed of my unforgivable blunder :negative:

In recompense I offer up this:

which I don't think is a *completely* doomed concept, but has fallen prey to a lack of effort worthy of the doobster himself

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

steinrokkan posted:

Moz is suppose to be cold, lol

not on a pizza

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


My twitter was blessed with bad pizza and other hilariously bad food.

https://twitter.com/ArashMarkazi/status/1427321260933980190/photo/1

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...


Chocolate pizza.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/4hDAXEF.mp4

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